Just to show the Bok barometer is often a Bok bawrongmeter..

This from the history books:

The “Springbok Barometer” is: 

1 Eddie Andrews (Stormers), 2 Schalk Brits (Cats), 3 Marius Hurter (Cats), 4 Boela du Plooy (Cats), 5 Victor Matfield (Bulls), 6 Cobus Grobbelaar (Cats), 7 Wikus van Heerden (Cats), 8 Jacques Cronje (Bulls), 9 Michael Claassens (Cats), 10 André Pretorius (Cats), 11 Jean de Villiers (Stormers), 12 Wayne Julies (Cats), 13 Jorrie Muller (Cats), 14 Breyton Paulse (Stormers), 15 Brent Russell (Sharks).

Haha, now let's see. For Marcus Hurter substitute Valherbe. For Boela du Plooy substitute Lomp de Jäger.  For Wikus van Heerden substitute Warren Whiteley. For Cobus Grobelaar substitute Jaco Kriel. For Andre Verlloorius substitute Elton Jantjies. For Jorrie Muller substitute Jesse Kriel. But I just couldn't find anybody slow enough on that list to sub for the stone called Esterhosen.

 Mozart
Please you are so repetitive it really is a bore.  Can you write  anything without mentioning the players who have covered you with egg last  year.  
I can add one thing though - it is very,very easy to find a slower player than Esterhuyzen,   It happens to be Fat Fransie  Steyn - the backline destroyer.