JUST TO WISH DONALD J TR*UMP AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

Thanks Baboon-ou. Not sure if this is just more desperation from the Republicans but just in case I've put R100 on Bernie Sanders at odds of 100-1.

And here we have the world's biggest loser Baboon-ou - the vociferous supporter of the world's second-biggest loser Donald "Bozo the Clown" Tr(*)mp - actually calling other people losers!

Has anyone seen Baboon-ou lately? He's been conspicuous by his absence here on the Tr(*)mpet in recent days . . . almost as if he's avoiding this section for some reason.

I wonder why that could be?



Come on Baboon-ou, tell us again how wonderful Tr(*)mp is and how easily he's going to win the election.

What are your polls saying?

LMAO!

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Still no sign of Baboon-ou?

Oh dear!

Maybe he's very busy taking all the 9-2 odds he can get on Tr(*)mp winning!

LMAO!

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Now I'm really getting worried!

Almost a week since we had an update of how Tr(*)mp was winning every poll and how Hillary was going to jail.

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 Surely if these allegations of [removed] turn on to be true then even Beeno will have to withdraw his support? Wishful thinking?

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You watch, both Baboon-ou and Tr(*)mp will blame the system and claim that the election was rigged.

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Exactly as predicted, here is Tr(*)mp already starting to claim rigged elections and here is Baboon-ou hinting at the same.

What a pair of losers! 

All I can advise everyone is to stock up on eggs because very soon all the available egg in the universe is going to sliding down the faces of Tr(*)mp and Baboon-ou.

LMAO!

No worries Cloudy, the chances of Bozo the Clown winning the election are roughly the same as the chances of Baboon-ou admitting he backed the wrong horse and conceding that he got a load of egg all over his face with this ill-conceived Tr(*)mp campaign of his.

Hillary could have finished Bozo off in that last debate but she didn't make a big deal of his latest disasters because she wants to compete against the stupid clown in the election rather than Pence or someone else.

"Mayday, mayday, this is Cargo Flight BBN-O from Oudtshoorn South Africa, we have a problem!"

"Flight BBN-O, this is Ground Control at Cape Town International Airport, receiving you loud and clear, what is the problem?"

"Ground Control, we seem to have some kind of fuel blockage and I'm going to run out of fuel in about 5 minutes."

"Flight BBN-O, are you flying a Boeing 747 Large Cargo Freighter?"

"Ground Control, that is affirmative"

"Flight BBN-O, don't panic, I've seen this problem before. To unblock the fuel pipe you are going to need to lift the nose and keep lifting until you are flying vertical. What kind of cargo are you carrying and what is on the land beneath you like?"

"Ground Control, I am carrying thousands of crates of ostrich eggs and we're flying over the Kleinmond area . . . looks like a sort of zoo enclosure beneath me."

"Flight BBN-O, I only asked because when you go vertical the cargo bay doors will probably not be able to handle the load and they will burst open and you'll lose your cargo. That's why I was asking what you're carrying and what is beneath you. If you're not over a major metropolitan are then go ahead and start your climb before you run out of fuel."

"Roger Ground Control, beginning rapid ascent now . . . whoa . . . I can hear the cargo sliding towards the rear . . . you're right, the doors are bursting open and I am losing the cargo . . . but the fuel blockage seems to be sorted."

High up in the sky, tens of thousands of enormous ostrich eggs fall out of the Cargo plane and begin to plummet towards earth in a long stream, like a Shoemaker-Levy comet made out of huge eggs all heading for the exact same spot on earth.

40 000 feet below in Kleinmond, on the exact spot towards where the ostrich eggs are hurtling at an ever-increasing speed, Baboon-ou is sitting at his outdoor table next to the tyre-swing, poking the buttons on his laptop trying to find poll results that show that Donald Tr(*)mp is beating Hillary Clinton in the US presidential election.

A steady trickle of drool dribbles down Baboon-ou's chin as he clicks poll after poll that all show Tr(*)mp getting pwned. Frustrated, he stands up to stretch, scratches his enormously thick skull and says:


"There must be a poll somewhere what says that oak Tr(*)ump are winning . . . duh . . . maybe I should try Conservapedia.com . . . say, what are that whooshing sound above my head? Duh-huh . . . let I takes a look . . ."

. . . and Baboon-ou turns his head up to the heavens just as the first ostrich egg  zeroes in at high speed on his large, sloping, neanderthal forehead . . .

All I can advise everyone is to stock up on eggs because very soon all the available egg in the universe is going to sliding down the faces of Tr(*)mp and Baboon-ou.

LMAO!

the most one-sided election in living memory and the subsequent avalanche of egg shuts Baboon-ou up for once and for all!

Hey Piss Mint

You got another one correct as well.... highlighted above...

Just the wrong candidate

ROTFLMFAO

"Mayday, mayday, this is Cargo Flight BBN-O from Oudtshoorn South Africa, we have a problem!"

"Flight BBN-O, this is Ground Control at Cape Town International Airport, receiving you loud and clear, what is the problem?"

"Ground Control, we seem to have some kind of fuel blockage and I'm going to run out of fuel in about 5 minutes."

"Flight BBN-O, are you flying a Boeing 747 Large Cargo Freighter?"

"Ground Control, that is affirmative"

"Flight BBN-O, don't panic, I've seen this problem before. To unblock the fuel pipe you are going to need to lift the nose and keep lifting until you are flying vertical. What kind of cargo are you carrying and what is on the land beneath you like?"

"Ground Control, I am carrying thousands of crates of ostrich eggs and we're flying over the Kleinmond area . . . looks like a sort of zoo enclosure beneath me."

"Flight BBN-O, I only asked because when you go vertical the cargo bay doors will probably not be able to handle the load and they will burst open and you'll lose your cargo. That's why I was asking what you're carrying and what is beneath you. If you're not over a major metropolitan are then go ahead and start your climb before you run out of fuel."

"Roger Ground Control, beginning rapid ascent now . . . whoa . . . I can hear the cargo sliding towards the rear . . . you're right, the doors are bursting open and I am losing the cargo . . . but the fuel blockage seems to be sorted."

High up in the sky, tens of thousands of enormous ostrich eggs fall out of the Cargo plane and begin to plummet towards earth in a long stream, like a Shoemaker-Levy comet made out of huge eggs all heading for the exact same spot on earth.

40 000 feet below in Kleinmond, on the exact spot towards where the ostrich eggs are hurtling at an ever-increasing speed, Piss Mint is sitting at his outdoor table next to the tyre-swing, poking the buttons on his laptop trying to find poll results that show that Clinton is beating T.r.u.m.p in the US presidential election.

A steady trickle of drool dribbles down Piss Mint's chin as he clicks poll after poll that all show Tr(*)mp running away with it. Frustrated, he stands up to stretch, scratches his enormously thick skull and says:


"There must be a poll somewhere what says that vrou Cl inton are winning . . . duh . . . maybe I should try Conservapedia.com . . . say, what are that whooshing sound above my head? Duh-huh . . . let I takes a look . . ."

. . . and Piss Mint turns his head up to the heavens just as the first ostrich egg  zeroes in at high speed on his large, sloping, neanderthal forehead . . .

Fixed

BRUMBIES

INS: Nic Mayhew (Blues), Faalelei Sione (Canberra Vikings), Saia Fainga’a (Reds), Chris Alcock (Force), Tom Cusack (Sevens), Lolo Fakaosilea (Reds), Ryan Lonergan (Tuggeranong Vikings), Anthony Fainga’a (Reds), Kyle Godwin (Force)

OUTS: David Pocock (sabbatical), Albert Anae (Mitsubishi Dynaboars), Ruan Smith (Toyota Verblitz), Stephen Moore (Reds), Michael Wells (Waratahs), Ita Vaea (retired), Michael Dowsett (Worcester Warriors), Matt Toomua (Leicester Tigers), Robbie Coleman (Force), Joe Tomane (Montpellier)

2017 SQUAD: Allan Alaalatoa, Ben Alexander, Les Makin, Nic Mayhew, Scott Sio, Robbie Abel, Saia Fainga’a, Josh Mann-Rea, Rory Arnold, Sam Carter, Blake Enever, Tom Staniforth, Chris Alcock, Tom Cusack, Scott Fardy, Jordan Smiler, Jarrad Butler, Lolo Fakaosilea, Tomas Cubelli, Ryan Lonergan, Joe Powell, Nick Jooste, Christian Lealiifano, Anthony Fainga’a, Kyle Godwin, Tevita Kuridrani, Andrew Smith, Nigel Ah Wong, James Dargaville, Henry Speight, Lausii Taliauli, Aidan Toua, Jordan Jackson-Hope, Ben Hyne, Faalelei Sione

BEST XV: Aidan Toua, Nigel Ah Wong, Tevita Kuridrani, Kyle Godwin, Henry Speight, Nick Jooste, Tomas Cubelli, Jarrad Butler, Chris Alcock, Scott Fardy, Rory Arnold, Sam Carter, Allan Alaalatoa, Saia Fainga’a, Scott Sio

VERDICT: The Brumbies have been severely depleted of experience and quality with Wallabies stars David Pocock, Stephen Moore, Matt Toomua and Joe Tomane all pushing on.

Their pick-ups have been in the handy, rather than spectacular bracket, and they desperately need to recruit a No 10 with Christian Lealiifano’s playing future uncertain as he fights leukaemia.

ODDS (UBet): $10

WARATAHS

INS: Sekope Kepu (Bordeaux), Damien Fitzpatrick (Lyon), Leon Power (Taranaki), Michael Wells (Brumbies), Cameron Clark (Sevens), Irae Simone (Sydney Rays)

OUTS: Cameron Orr (Gloucester), Benn Robinson (retired), Jeremy Tilse (released), Tatafu Polota-Nau (Force), Sam Lousi (Hurricanes), Dave Dennis (Exeter Chiefs), Kurtley Beale (Wasps), Matt Carraro (Toulon), Henry Clunies-Ross (Lyon), Zac Guildford (released)

2017 SQUAD: Sekope Kepu, Tom Robertson, Paddy Ryan, Matt Sandell, Angus Ta’avao, Damien Fitzpatrick, Tolu Latu, Hugh Roach, Jed Holloway, Ned Hanigan, Dean Mumm, Leon Power, Will Skelton, Senio Toleafoa, Jack Dempsey, Michael Hooper, Michael Wells, Brad Wilkin, Jake Gordon, Matt Lucas, Nick Phipps, Bernard Foley, Bryce Hegarty, Rob Horne, David Horwitz, Jim Stewart, Cameron Clark, Andrew Kellaway, Taqele Naiyaravoro, Reece Robinson, Israel Folau, Harry Jones

BEST XV: Andrew Kellaway, Cameron Clark, Israel Folau, Rob Horne, Taqele Naiyaravoro, Bernard Foley, Nick Phipps, Jed Holloway, Michael Hooper, Jack Dempsey, Will Skelton, Dean Mumm, Sekope Kepu, Tolu Latu, Tom Robertson

VERDICT: Waratahs coach Daryl Gibson will turn to the next generation of local talent after losing stalwarts Benn Robinson, Tatafu Polota-Nau, Dave Dennis and Kurtley Beale.

There are promising signs, with Andrew Kellaway, Jed Holloway, Jack Dempsey, Tolu Latu and Tom Robertson all playing good football in 2016.

The return of Sekope Kepu from France is big.

ODDS (UBet): $19

DA I am indebted to you for bringing up these posts. 

You also brought up other posts on the election. 

Seldom have I had such a good laugh. 

Rooitwit made a total ass of himself and Cloudy Clown was almost as stupid. 

Amazed really as to how I was on the right track all the time. 

Rooibozo though has continued to  make absurd comments together with poor sharktwit and they have established themselves as the boards clowns when it comes to politics and indeed most matters and issues raised.

Thankfully rooitwit didn't leave (how feeble was his stated motivation to leave) as he continues to entertain. 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  and pfffffft. 

One thing seems certain, these clowns will continue to suck up fake news CNN. They appear oblivious of the fact only 7 % of Americans believe these liars.  Rooitwit, sharktwit and crusader twit are just gullible by nature. They have weak uniformed "minds" frightened by the truth. They now have full blown Trump Derangement Syndrome and are nothing more than rabid raving loons!

Hahahahahaha 

This rivals Peeper's biggest  early mouth blunders...Zidone and Dusted..... and...Slim Chance Spies. Amazing how this Pink-ou gets it wrong so often.

One thing seems certain, these clowns will continue to suck up fake news CNN. They appear oblivious of the fact only 7 % of Americans believe these liars.

Oh Dear....

You gotta give BeanDip credit.

Trump has gone on to make America great again.

Hope he gets another 4 years.

Oaks the lesson has to be have a good laugh at political  clowns like rooitwit, sharktwit, crusader twit, Brycy twit and of course that half baked Cloudy Clown. 

Conversely pay close attention to political fundis like Beeno, Dr Moz, Windpomp, Mike, AJ, Draad, DA etc etc. 

One can rapidly see which way the political  brains on the board have gone. 

That said I do have doubts whether some of the clowns still actually believe their BS   One clown though certainly does, the very ignorant Cloudy Clown who is one confused puppy! 

Hey rooibozo hope you read over your posts and now realize what a huge jackass you made of youtself???????? not of course for the first time..

You have become a legendary jackass. 

Bwahahahaha