Kamp SS and the Kiwis . . .

Allblacknblue's tearful flounce the other day did at least have one hilarious consequence! The Kamp SS moles who were on here at the time quickly ran back to report to their masters what had happened with very amusing results!

Here's my version of events as they happened at Kamp SS . . .

The scene below takes place in one of the  Oberfuhrerbereiche boardrooms in the Kamp SS Schutzstaffel headquarters. Hauptsturmfuhrer Von Barlee and his servile gimp, Untersturmfuhrer Hawkeye are discussing the agenda for the next Bannings and Deletions Meeting.

Hauptsturmfuhrer Von Barlee: "Ja, but how do ve haff more of ze deletinks und ze banninks?"

Untersturmfuhrer Hawkeye: "I haff been giving ziss some sought, Mein Herr, und I have come up mit ze idea of editing der users posts, adding ze very naughty vords und zen deleting ze comment because of ze use of ziss naughty vords . . zat ve ourselfs haff put zere!"

Hauptsturmfuhrer Von Barlee: "But ziss iss ein brilliant idea, Hawkeye! You are learnink ze tricks of ze trade very efficiently!"

Untersturmfuhrer Hawkeye: "Danke schon, mein Herr, I have calculated zat ve can increase ze number of deletinks und banninks by over 50% using ziss technick!"

Hauptsturmfuhrer Von Barlee: "Excellent, zat iss . . ."

They are interrupted by a loud knocking on the door. Oberscharfuhrer Barnacle enters the room looking breathless and excited.

Untersturmfuhrer Hawkeye: "Vott iss it, Barnacle, can't you see zat ze Haupsturmfuhrer und I are havink ze important discussions on banninks und deletions?"

Oberscharfuhrer Barnacle: "I am very sorry Mein Herr, but I have ze very interesting news. Vun off our SARugby.com moles . . . ze mole called Dook . . . has reported on ze very interesting happeninks on zat board. Der New Zealand posters are leavink and zey are lookink to find ze new board to post on!"

Hauptsturmfuhrer Von Barlee: "Zat is potentially ze wunderbar news!"

Untersturmfuhrer Hawkeye: "I don't sink I follow, Mein Herr, vhy is ziss such good news for us?"

Hauptsturmfuhrer Von Barlee: "Dont you see, mein little Hawkeye Gimp, if ve can attract ze unhappy New Zealand posters to zis board zen ve vill haff many more users vott ve can regulate, delete und ban!"

Untersturmfuhrer Hawkeye: "Ja! More banninks und deletions! Ziss is genius Mein Herr. I vill immediately create ze separate Forum for der New Zealand posters and ze moles vill do ze rest of ze vork for us!"

Hauptsturmfuhrer Von Barlee: "Ja, it is like zey say in zat Amerïkan movie . . . "build it und zey vill come!""

A Kiwi All Black forum is quickly assembled and the Kamp SS officers pace around it impatiently, waiting for the first arrivals.

Untersturmfuhrer Hawkeye: "Vhere are ze new inmates . . . I mean, ze new posters?"

Hauptsturmfuhrer Von Barlee: "Ja, vhy ze Kiwi posters zey are not joining ze forum?"

Oberscharfuhrer Barnacle: "Mein Herr, I sink zere vas vun who arrived but he didn't stay very long at all and he . . . errr . . . left again. Ze New Zealand untermenschen seem to be remainink on ze SARugby.com board."

Hauptsturmfuhrer Von Barlee: (raising his voice and going a bit red in the face) "Only ze vun? Und he has now gone? Gott in Himmel, vot is wrong mit zese New Zealanders?"

Untersturmfuhrer Hawkeye: (tearfully) "Does zis mean I vill not be able to delete und ban zese Kiwi posters?"

Hauptsturmfuhrer Von Barlee: (now purple with rage and shouting loud) "Shut up Hawkeye you Gimp! Send more of ze moles! Ve did not build zis New Zealand forum for nussing! I vant more moles!"

Oberscharfuhrer Barnacle: "Right avay Mein Herr . . . I am dispatching new moles right away!"

Stay tuned for the next episode!

hahahahaha too funny Rooi!

Message to supersport moles on this site - we will come if you directly influence AIG to re-install the Forum back on abs.com!  AIG shut down the abs.com Forum because fans were calling for other fans to boycott the ABs Jersey with the AIG Logo infront! Come to think of it, it must have work because I have only seen afew ABs fans with the AIG Logo infront of their Jerseys!

LOL @ Hakwa. Message to Kiwi supporters. You will always be welcome. with or without your AIG logos.

Too true Hakwa ,minutes after enraged ABS fans attacked the choice of AIG as sponsor and the placement of their stinky logo commenting on that story ceased. You could say the most vile crap imaginable but woe betide anyone attacking AIG ! 

Glad I got my jumper before that ,saved a lot of unpicking !

Rooinek,

I feel so honoured that you mention my name here, but as I was registered on this site before ALL of you, but don't post here, I think you are quite stupid if you think or try to connect me with any "moles". I do read here from time to time, but don't post...

Don't flatter yourself, neither I nor any other poster on Supersupporter is obsessed with you like you are apperently obsessed with me.

But I do thank you for your interest.

Peace... Out!

Shame....you just have to feel sorry for them, the lights are on but no-one is home...a well dressed up site without a soul, can't believe how persistently arrogant they are!!! They'll never learn!!!

Say Dave, did you notice that shameless Git moleing around here, left his calling card and all for the only female Kiwi poster.....didn't bother to solicit the Kiwi males...did you notice?  Once she's over there the next step he'll start his PM shit again, then personal emails follwed by a nude photo....fuckin sicko!

So is it "Hogans Heroes " then ? Who is Colonel Klink and who is SGT Schultze ? Or do you "Know nothink !"!!!???

SeigHeil Herr Hawkeye....either that or wind the clock back to when you were a child. At one time they had 5 Mods,as a matter of fact they had more Mods than Forums....go figure!

I've been thinking about this and perhaps we're being a bit harsh. We dont want to be greedy . . . maybe we should give one of our NZ posters to the desperate chaps over at Kamp SS. Let's give them Smallcock!

Anyone else think that's a brilliant idea?

@rooy,

LMAO, thats some funny shizzle, :oD

i do like the idea of a NZ section though and its quite flattering that kiwis are in such hot demand, reminds me of australian rugby. :oP

not only that Sasu, they want us to win the America's Cup so that we can give them a go at winning it from us - that in a live interview! Talk about ulterior motives - what's new aye?

 A brilliant post rooitwit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ABSOLUTE CLASSIC.

As for Boklogic one of the better psoters around. I actually cant think of anyone worthy of such as demotion!!!

Nice to see you Barny - he is one of the good guys and knows his rugby - well sometimes! His eyes are blue as is his blood!

Barny you may not know this but we have ss moles coming here (have done so from the begining) to cause trouble, recruit and attack posters here. They of course come incognito so we dont always readily know who they are. Last batch came when Saffex got going here full time. Its one thing to attack a person and another to do it incognito. I am sure you will agree that is about as cowardly as it gets?

What happened to the sexy Margaret. Man when those moles have to stoop to come here masquerading as females things have reached hialrious proportions. Hers barlee and hawker must be so embarrassed!

saSUE  dont get a swollen headed please! Being in demand in some quarters is hardly flatterring.

 Agreed Moz an excellent guy and knows his stuff. Only goes astray when WP are playing the bulle then his objectivity  slips - not as bad of course as Owen Meany of the bulle legends fame. 

Barnacle might know his rugby but I can tell you that the entire time I was having my posts edited by the Kamp SS mods, being called a liar and having my personal details splashed all over that board, Barnacle was yapping away at me like a very angry little doggie, making all sorts of accusations against me and slamming my character at every opportunity. He says he's not obsessed with me but his snapping and snarling little attacks on me on the Kamp SS board suggest otherwise.

I have no idea why. I don't remember him and I clashing before. Very weird indeed!

PS Now Owen Meany, there's my idea of a good poster . . . with a great sense of humour!

 Barny could have been influenced by the attack pack. Generally he was reasonable - not a saint but a good poster. Remember he was a mod in those early days. Bad company can corrupt. 

Owen is great fun I agree!

Yo, my mate Duke aka Dorkey, is pissed off that some toe rag is using his nlck to try & create bollocks on this MB. He sent me pms stating that he's not involved & I believe him . Ffs this MB with its monthly visit from a moderator & mlckey mouse security means the culprit could be anyone .

 Thanks Bob, I already told them it's most probably not Duke, but it does not fly. 

Guys, just a question: Why would a poster like Duke pick a different nick like "Dook" and then deny that it was him? Someone is obviously taking the pis. He did have inside info though, but its not Duke.

PS: Rooi, you have an unique way with words and people..., lets call you an aquired taste, ...and Barnicle hasn't aquired the taste just yet. Put differently, you tend to piss people off sometimes, had me going for a while as well. Give Barney some time, he will warm to you in a while,,,or not.

"Vhere are ze new inmates . . . I mean, ze new posters?"

during a meeting at work someone made a comment about our workers arent inmates and i thought of this blog and taht line above and cracked up laughing, bloody rooy trying to get me in trouble at work, LMFAO, :oD

@beeno1 aka storminged,

"saSUE  dont get a swollen headed please! Being in demand in some quarters is hardly flatterring."
sorry brother beeno, im a kiwi superstar, so i prefer u chat with my manager instead of directing comments at me, ok???
kiwis are hot property in saffa rugby forums and its time we started acting the part, LMAO, :oP

I dont know what SS stands for that you okes are talking about but I take it it is a rival site to this. Rooi, for a man that "hates" the other site so much, you sure as hell put in a lot of effort. Not showing the signs of "not caring" that you like to tell us about. Really sad that you have this much time to write all of that above.

As an outsider, I read this and it smacks of a bloke suffering from the old sour grapes. Hard on the exterior but on the inside you are crying to be let back on the site. All that smack above might as well read, "Please, please, please let me back in. I promise I will be good. I wont say ugly things anymore. Just one more chance..I can change...Please!!"

Rooicunt, take it easy big guy.  Its too late. They know you are a tosser. You dont add any value in terms of rugby. You just try engage other posters in a shit fight because you are a sour, unhappy old prick who never amounted to much. Rugby was your dream but you were no good!

Now Moz, there is an older chap that knows his rugby and I have seen plenty posts attacking him but everytime he comes back with wit and class. You know what thats called Rooi. Thats called maturity and intelligence. You guys are roughly the same age but its like comparing caviar and hamburgers!

Go on though..Keep telling us how much you hate the SS site...Maybe they will start believing you....

 Boklogic when a guy like Moz walks out of a site believe me there is good reason to becritical of that site! Whatever you relationship is with rooitwit he is spot on re this issue.

When the cowardly ss moles come here incognito and start undermining and attacking posters here give them no credit Boklogic and never side with them. The moles who come here are part oftheir little attack pack - exceedingly tearful and cowardly twits. One has even come here pretending to be a woman - margaret - Bwahahahahahahah how utterly pathetic!!

BobBok I am glad to hear it's not wee dorkie as I thought I detected he had actually grown up a bit and showed some sense of humour. Good on ya dorkie! Visit us as the real Duke!

We invite all bored and possibly disillusioned ss board members to post here but it must be under ther own nicks. They are welcome on that basis. It is a free board here - so come and enjoy that freedom.

Hilarious stuff!!!!

It seems I’ve been missing all the fun.

Don’t know the SS MB at all … not any of the characters there nor their moderators.  

Editing posts … adding Stupid’s type of language to the posts … and getting away with it ??? … WOW, can that be true? What kind of operation are they running there?

Reckon I would have been the first to be kicked out. 

SmallCock won't last very long that side ... and to think they won't even have to edit his posts with filthy language ... it's a default setting ... but yes ... getting rid of this buttwipe is an excellent idea. Sadly he'll be back by days end.

 Boklogic is fine by me he just needs to not allow the wind up artists to get him too mad at them. hehhehehe

But he is an intelligent guy who knows his rugby. 

What's intelligence got to do with it ... your as thick as a brick and you got kicked out ...

hang on CleanCut, there is something wrong with that statement - "Intelligence has nothing to do with it but Beano was kicked out because he is as thick as a brick??" 

Kicked out of forums 4 times

I'm still laughing

Of course it's not his fault....ok

Hakwa ... hope you don't want me to explain it to you... do you?

Are you upset with me? Are you going to follow me around now ... check my spelling ... support all those against me, whether you agree with them or not ... give me lip whenever your able to muster some courage ...???

Don't worry ... It seems I stand alone on this board when it comes to my opinion on sexual orientation. Wart and Just_Win think it's cool and so does KaalGatFrikkie. They support your sexual status ... they don't mind your perverted preferences ... shit covered peckers doesn't offend them ... sorry I find it repulsive ... but then again I'm old school ... never cottoned on to the modern world and it's liberal ideas ... so perhaps it's best you not speak to me ... ok??

 No brother, you need to go read again what I said. Dont twist it to suit yourself. What I said is that people make choices, ne. It is not for me to say what others can or cant do. Read there again, bro!

 tou DA is still wanting to get his sorry butt kicked. Da I think I am up to banning 5 or 6 times by now.

Your problem is this. The great unbanner decided to unban all the banned guys (NOT JUST BEENO) given how ss board was boring itself to death and going nowhere. He invited them back (NOT JUST BEENO). The attack pack swung into action causing p[roblems and he banned me again saying he chose bedpan. Man did he make a twit of himself through that one. hahahahahhahahaha.

What was very noticeable was no one took up the offer!  Now I wonder why. Bwahahahahahahaha

I suppose also like windpomp you imagine all those banned were always to blame.  ss board can do no wrong etc etc.

Well given how short ou windpomp has come trying to prove me culpable of variosu things I am sure we will get not get any sense from you or the transvestite margaret.  Name yourself cowardly mole. Poooh what a pong!

I actually don't give a toss about this other board you are so attached to.  It seems they made the right call regarding you, from what I see of you on here.

I just want a good laugh out loud when I see you on here squealing about what some have done to you.

You are hilarious.  I wonder how many websites in total have had to put up with all this crying of yours about the same thing.

For a guy thats hates that place and it's people, you sure talk about them a lot. 

 Da you are a cowardly  yellow bellied ss mole.   I can't be clearer than that.

Secondly I dont hate the place or its people I have clearly stated there are some good posters there and foul ones like bedpan. I distinguish between the two.

Now you wouldnt happen to be bedpan would you. I'm hearing thata high pitched sqauking he usually throws up. 

 Before I went away this was the hot topic , now I come back , it's still the juiciest bone of contention. This SS place must have some kind of magical hold. 

Well I have to admit second only to that tackle and those cards. It's becoming very Jerry Springer like. 

 This whole affair is like a Greek tragedy ,I have yet to suss all the players but I think Barlee is Zeus to Beaners Leda ?

 sorry, CC, you talking to me?

 Is that Clit Eastwood bro ? Cu.t of an actor if ya ask me !

 yes Wardad, that is the one and the only "do you feel lucky Punk?" lol, and "make my day"

As for CC, yes, "someone is as thick as brick" but sorry to say, it is not my friend Beeno!

 Clean Cunt, its been a while brother..Where you been?? Let me guess..At the gym working on that extremely chisled (60 year old) torso that is exploding with muscles. After gym you felt like you weren't ready to rest and went for a 3 day run didnt you..ha ha

I stopped taking you seriously the minute you passed yourself off as a 60 year old Mr Universe..Fuck boet, what page of the guiness book of records can we find you?

Maybe you have been at Rooinek's house??I saw you two wrinkly queers talking about some get together..I sincerely hope fun was had by all..

ps..Back to rugby....I see Volmink and Boshoff just missed out on the home leg squad..Dammit...You must be really disappointed..Ha ha dom fok!

 Or were you at a competition this weekend? Clean Cunt uncovered!!