Lions (ex-Transvaal) vs B& I Lions - Live Match Thread

Lions must start as strong favourites. 

7 minutes, and it is 0 - 14. 
This could turn into a cricket score. 

B&I pack looks very dominant. 

Wasn't quite sure who I'd be supporting when this game kicked off but didn't take me long to find out . . . Come on the British Lions!

‘Kickef’

In the bottle already Peeper. Still smarting from choosing Rainbow Bridge in the July and drowning your sorrows?

Bad defensive mistake by Farrell and the Lions score a good try.

Nothing spectacular...go Transvaal!!!

Wehe, and while Moffie is having a "kanipshin" about an obvious typo, the British Lions score again!

Moffie quickly glugs another shot of cheap whisky (that the ignorant old sot paid top dollar for) as a the 3rd try is scored by a Welsh winger!

Says the alcoholic that was on here touting the merits of carbordeaux! Hahaha….still he is probably dry after this weekend’s supply runs out given his laughable showing at the Durban July.

Ref bending over backwards not to card the British Lions.

Uh-oh, now the Welsh scrummie scores. Moffie has moved on to pink gin! Hic!

Waaaaaaaahahahahaha!

Thanks one day I will need to  stay down….but this is not that day. Rainbow Bridge……waaaaahahaha!

Oh dear, Josh Adams gets his hat trick and Moffie has run out of dop to drown his sorrows.

Just surprised Dud Toit isn’t there ushering him over the line. Although the Lions are doing a good job of that. And believe me with a cellar of about a thousand bottles I won’t run out of dop. Do you have one of those?

56-14 . . . glug glug glug . . .

Got so engrossed in the tennis forgot to watch.

Seems our Lions did not do well.

Not surprisingly ou turncoat Redrooi was once again supporting our opposition. 

Well if I’m trying to find a bottle store, I guess the person going  glug, glug, glug has to be you.

Hahaha…. Game,set and match!

Almost as embarrassing as the Old Tart predicting Federer was going to lose today!

But not nearly as embarrassing as the drunken old fop trying to boost his older is better campaign by using this year's Tour de France a an example when the 22 year old pretty much wrapped up his second Yellow Jersey with two weeks of the race to go . . . or the old drunken fool boasting about his thousand bottles of booze and telling other people they have a drinking problem!

LMAO!

Lame ou get off the meths! 

''I have a . . . hic . . . a hundred . . . no, a thoush . . . a thoushand bottlesh of booze in my . . . hic . . . in my shellar . . . and the younger ri . . . hic . . . ridersh in the Tour de Fransh are ash uselesh as Josh Adamsh and Pieter-Shtef whateverhisnameis and that awful black chap Fassi that I hate (I hate all black people which ish . . . hic . . . why I left Shouth Africa ). . . hic! Shtick with Mozh . . . hic! "

Ah yes Tour winners…Evans 34…Froome 28, 30, 31, 32….Nibali 30, Thomas 31, Wiggins 32.

Average for the last 11 Tours since the Contador debacle…..29 years.

Schplotttttttttttttttttttttttt!

I think most people who aren't Tour de France noobs and don't have to Google past resuts know that the Tour favours older riders with more stamina . . . all the more remarkable that the last one was won by a 21 year old and it looks like he's going to win this year as a 22 year old as well.

Sounds like the thousand bottles has become 998 in the last hour!

LMAO!

Not-Mozart (AKA Damme Omlett) is in a frantic mood. I wonder what cocktail of narcotics shaped her day. 

I thought that was a particularly weak response to my finding from the obviously outmatched Peeper…..an average age of 29 for the overall tour winners and Cavendish the fastest man in the tour at age 36. What is left to prove athletically?