Mighty Stormers versus Chiefs officlal match thread

 Lots of n z lard in the chiefies front row?

 Beeno: it is time to upgrade your car, engine knocking is a sign of bad things to come.

 ..Bean Brain we all know that noise was just yr knees knocking at the thought of playing the Mighty Chiefs today... but I'm guessing you've downed a few stiff drinks to settle yr nerves since then...

 Hhahaha Jw but I did say theree was in fact no knocking from the engine. It had to be the wee chiefi es who had removed their knee guards! 

 Beeno: clearly you have a facination with the Mighty Chiefs' knees but I advise you to keep such proclivities to yourself.

 Mr. Been,

"I have tried to calm the wee chiefies and fans down by pointing out this is a second string Stormers pack"

the game hasn't still begun and you are already making excuses?

 Some interesting match-ups today, e.g. SBW & that wee chap playing at 12 for the wee stormers but let's see if it proves to be the case.

 Brycy I am concerned that Etzebeth, Ruan Botha, Rhodes and Elstadt are not starting and neither is Burger. We will at least see Burger and Botha off the bench. 
Kolisi has been frot and carr barelly adequate. Can they step up and do a job for us is a big question. It was this power pack that set us up for the wins. 
Other concern is size of our backline.  It was not necessary to go this small.
All this means the Chiefs now have a chance but hopefully the Stormers will still emmerge victorious.

 Good to see our mate Jaco is the ref let's see if he delivers as planned.

 there's usually some crying and whinning over here when a kiwi ref oficiates a match btwin a kiwi side and a SA side in NZ, arent th ey, Mr. Been?

 lardy chiefs scrum hammered. 

 Penalty, thanks Jaco.

 3 - 0 Chiefs. after 4:30 minutes.

 Our refs bend over backwards to give the kiwi sides afair deal. Chiefs get penalty. See ab ass.
3-0 to chiefies

 Chief are playing at a fantastic pace. Let's hope the errors don't creep in.

 Stormers pulverise Chiefies scrum to win penalty. Man this is only a lightweight Stormers pack!!
Hahahahahaha

 Coleman misses

 Stormers miss the penalty kick.

 chiefs have to improve their scrum or they'll have problems

Great run by stormers but did he score?

 Peyper is the worst ref. It's always a lottery,  he is gonna cost one of the teams. Hope it's not the Stormers.

 Big hits by the Chiefs. Stormers scrum is going well. We will see if this continues.

problems at scrumtime,...... someone is gonna be sinbinned

 Chiefies scrum pulversied again.  Penalty Now ou 3  I Q I hope you are not blaming the ref. Bwahhahahahahaha

 3 all after 15 mins.

 lucky coleman,..... and he was in front

 ab ass nz lard gives a f alse impression!

 Coleman looking nervy

 SBW stopped dead

 Bit unfortunate re sunn y bill.

 Great try Mighty Stormers. Well done to all. Coleman pass, Allende and Van Wyk.
Nice vision etc. 

 Koch with a head- butt tackle.
Good try but Chiefs will have to settle this down a bit.

 10-3 to stormers after 20 mins.

 Sam cane illegal blocking.Amazing tackle by Kitshoff. Second on the crude.Lets sink this one

 Stormers have their tails us with a few hard hits. Plenty of time in this game though.

13-3 Going well

   what are the chiefs doing? de Allende is the only danger of that average backline,..... they have to be on him

 SBW will be looking for Koch.

 Rattled chiefs kick direct into touch.
In this heat fitness will be paramount - reserve bench important