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Mostert: The Fittest Player in the Team

Started by sharkbok17 REPLIES1,095 VIEWS· 20 Aug 2025, 16:57
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sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
20 Aug 2025, 16:57
#1
20 Aug 2025, 16:57#1

According to Rassie...


“Unfortunately, Pieter-Steph has a concussion. We’ve got a couple of options at 7, but Mostert has done it many times for us. He is probably the fittest in the team, he knows the system, and he knows what we want. We all know what we did wrong last weekend."


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MpowerPro5,061 posts
20 Aug 2025, 17:19
#2
20 Aug 2025, 17:19#2

He said we were "Dogshit today" but he never elaborated why we were Dogshit on Saturday??


Mostert is a very fit player, but his best position is lock. But I am sure he will make us proud. Sous always gives a 120%

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
20 Aug 2025, 21:15
#3
20 Aug 2025, 21:15#3

Mpower


Mostert will gve a 120% o utter BS performnce he is never a factor in Tight 5 play and totally useless in open field defense where a loosie is needed, He is at breakdowns regularly pushed out by backline opposiion players even the scrummies. The man is 33 years old and even if he tries he will make no impact on Saturday.- when he replaced De Jager on Satirday the Tight 5 performances collapsed in a heap of shit.



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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
20 Aug 2025, 21:16
#4
20 Aug 2025, 21:16#4

He is probably also the weakest in the team

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 Aug 2025, 00:00
#5
21 Aug 2025, 00:00#5

Dud Toit is 33 years old …..Dud Allende in a few months will be 34. According to Simpleton’s logic they are done. We need a new wing and a new inside center.

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sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
21 Aug 2025, 00:43
#6
21 Aug 2025, 00:43#6

Apparently Mostert has broken the world record for the most nose fractures ever sustained.



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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
21 Aug 2025, 00:49
#7
21 Aug 2025, 00:49#7

Mighty Mossie

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
21 Aug 2025, 00:59
#8
21 Aug 2025, 00:59#8

Fucking useless

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
21 Aug 2025, 08:15
#9
21 Aug 2025, 08:15#9

Dave jealous cos Mostert's nose is straighter than his...

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AJHPro3,183 posts
21 Aug 2025, 13:17
#10
21 Aug 2025, 13:17#10

Mike, Mike, Mike you will be pleased to hear that Mostert has signed for the Stormers next season.


Your fanatical support for the Stormers sure has screwed your understanding of a class player who gives 100% each and every time he takes the field.


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kingcornPro3,695 posts
21 Aug 2025, 14:10
#11
21 Aug 2025, 14:10#11

Dobbo likes to bring back 35 plus players, something he and Rassie has in common.


Australia only had three players over 30 in their team. James O Conner, 35, Nic White 35, Skelton 33.


The rest are under 30, well under 30.

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
21 Aug 2025, 15:49
#12
21 Aug 2025, 15:49#12

No I want Kwagga’s nose

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 Aug 2025, 21:13
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21 Aug 2025, 21:13#13

Why one would scarcely notice the change

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
21 Aug 2025, 21:18
#14
21 Aug 2025, 21:18#14

What’s wrong with my nose Moz?

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 Aug 2025, 23:27
#15
21 Aug 2025, 23:27#15

Nothing, I like Kwagga’s nose….lot’s of character.

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
21 Aug 2025, 23:30
#16
21 Aug 2025, 23:30#16

It’s bloody hideous - am sure he will do a Tindall and have it [search: sex in a lorry website] corrected post rugby

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Aug 2025, 05:36
#17
22 Aug 2025, 05:36#17

The cauliflower ear of noses….it would take a good surgeon.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
22 Aug 2025, 11:55
#18
22 Aug 2025, 11:55#18

Dave has Kwagga's nose and Ntlabakanye's body.


...and Straeuli's personality.

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