New Year Resolutions for 2019 . . .

Moz, I don't know how you can ping ou Koosie at 5'9"....can't be. Going by what we know i.e. he played as a Hooker and  knowing he suffers from short man's syndrome because of stunted growth I would put him at 5'1" or 5'2" oh alright at a stretch 5'3" but no more. And it's not that he's fat, at the age of 62 who gives a care about an extra kilo or two, it's the fact that he's obese. Physically and mentally our favourite clown is a mess. You part right about him being bald and having chubby legs  etc but you forget to mention that he recently told us about losing his yellowing teeth.

Not wanting to labour a point but of equal concern is the collapse of his facial muscles. 

I don't know why DA is knocking Clean Cut's non existent sex life.......you watch the childish nerd come a gushing about being a super stud. 

To be fair on CC...... I would also be very upset if I got more satisfaction out of running a 5km race..... than having sex

Clearly he is doing one of them very wrong...….. and I think it is extremely clear which one

No wonder the guy is constantly angry...….and confused.

LMFAO

Oh don't be such a baby, Denny.

Would you feel a little better if I apologized for calling you a coward? I mean that is what this little tantrum is all about ... right?

Well ... I'm sorry that you're a coward ... you were beaten into submission by a domineering mother as a child ... and so in all honesty, it's not your fault that you have no backbone.

We all have our issues to deal with. You just haven't coped very well with yours. 

Yeah, yeah ... you're starting to repeat yourself now, DumbAss.

We got it the first time ... or is this an attempt to lure me out so we can go back and forth for  a spell?

Ok ... I'll play ... ummm ... no I don't have an issue getting down and doing the nasty ... in fact, being fit raises one's staying power ... see what I did there ... lol!!

Ok ... so now it's your turn. Try to come up with something new ... oops, I did it again ...

"We all have our issues to deal with. You just haven't coped very well with yours"

CC, since you are handing out all this adult advice on how people must deal with their own issues.....

What the fuck happened in your childhood that made you fancy running over sex?

What did your mother do to you when you were young?

Just be honest now, and open up to us a bit...…. maybe we could all collectively help you get over this little.... hurdle

Lol @ Piss Mint

I would normally have said something else in reply but I am trying to be a bit more reserved in 2019

That way, you might not run away from the board like a little baby again this year and tell everyone to fuck off, like you did before.....remember

Unlike you, other posters on here have a backbone and they can take the heat in the kitchen

LMAO

Aaaah gee, thanks, DumbAss!!

Ringing up the cash register behind Pizza Den's counter doesn't qualify you as a therapist and so I'll come away worse off than I already am ... but thanks anyway!!

 I know you mean well.

Anytime CC

Please understand, your well being is my utmost concern here, and I am sure that a lot of people would also want to assist you with resolving these deep seated issues that you have had to deal with since you were such a young and innocent little boy.

These things happen, and it makes me angry, especially when it happens to nice people like you

We all live in a daily atmosphere of stress, anxiety and tension, and having lots of great sex helps release all that pent up stress, anxiety and tension as well.

That's only if you are doing it correctly to begin with, which clearly you aren't..... but I reckon that could still be fixed, even now at your age.

Having to deal with internal issues from a young age clearly contributes towards the anger that you have, which you have displayed on this forum for a few years now

It all makes complete sense now 

I live to give, and I aim to please, so take my advice and seek help, and then maybe, just maybe, you could please that special man in your life...…. for once.

Wow ... !!1 What a pal!!

Thanks a lot, man!

You seem to have picked up a lot of excellent advice from behind that pizza counter. 

I always say ... never underestimate the counter attendant ... they may look stupid ... they may even spit on your pizza ... but there could very well be a wannabe therapist hiding behind that dumb look ... and we should respect them ... not think of them as brain dead washouts ... right, DumbAss?

The funny thing is is that Poepol also wanted to assist me with a little counseling. I've said it before ... and I'll say it again ... I'm greatly respected and admired in my community ... to the point of having volunteers coming out the woodwork. You are merely one of many who admire me so.   

For example ... I had to buy myself a baseball bat to take along with me in the car ... because every time I stop at the traffic lights, all these babes jump into my car ... and I'm forced to use this tool to get them out.

Aaaaaaaaah yes ... the joys of being greatly loved.

Now don't let that give you any ideas, DumbAss ... using the bat to get them into your car is a serious offense. Remember that "no" means "no".

Bloo you may be a big guy and 22lbs might be well disguised.....but on a 5' 9" Welsh dwarf 22 lbs are huge. And this fat slob has been calling other posters fat without any evidence.

Great one Moz. Hahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahaha

CC

I have no doubt that you will become a better person when you resolve these deep seated sexual issues that you were brought up with.

Getting all those volunteers / prostitutes in your car, because you cannot properly service your partner at home, is not the ideal remedy CupCake, I assure you, but you do what you need to, I can't really imagine what you deal with every single day.

The fact that you have to tell me that you are deeply respected and admired in your community just shows what a shallow person you actually are.

You really do feel the need to justify that to me, don't you, because it's important to you that you do...… it makes you feel just that little bit better about yourself, so you type it out for others to read.

Go for another run...…..

LMAO

How stupid of me............….I just realized now

Now I know why you were running with  the dogs all the time

LMFAO

So there it is, it's plain to see the root cause of Clean Cut's frustrations and anger.

Save your bluster Clean Cut, be a man for a change and show some decency by thanking DA for laying bare the reason for why you're such a miserable loser.

It's one thing being a born loser but there's nothing worse than being let down by your non performing Wee Willie!

Look, we all understand why you take the poodles for a run instead, and why you're on a strict diet and why you're vigourosly health concious blaaah blaaah blaaah but non of that is going to fire up your Wee Willie.

And no amount of community recognition is going to change your condition, neither is beating Demo Sarleno in a tennis match. All good for your deprived ego but zero impact on the man in the middle, the root cause of all your frustrations and anger.

The reality is that you've lost your manhood. No don't take the matter in hand, just look yourself in the mirror and face up to it and stop venting on all an sundry, specially on folks like me and DA who are willing to help.

Seek medical help, go now!

Shame, Denny ... still so bitter after all these years.

Seems my Demo Salerno comparison left it's mark. Probably made you pout for a week.

I know it's important that you come across on here as a toughie ... having your say ... no matter how random ... no matter how desperate ... and good for you ... what choice do you have in the end?.

Even though you aren't much of a man ... at least the illusion of one should satisfy your fellow posters ... well not really ... but at least you'll feel vindicated ... enough to run off to your domineering wife to inform her of how you stood up for yourself.

I'm sure she'll be so proud.  

Suddenly I feel like a bully ... picking on the odd kid ... watching him pee his undies as I approach.

Oh come now, DumbAss ... you are just saying a lot of the same old boring stuff.

You really should get new material ... giving us a slightly jumbled up version of the same stuff is really disappointing. How do you expect me to enjoy our back and forth if your boring me to tears ... huh?

I guess you may be stagnating behind that pizza counter, bud.  ... or could it simply be that calling out ... "customer number 27 ... your order is ready" ... isn't stimulating you any more? Who would have guessed. 

... and I suppose the ... "thank you for your business and have a nice day" ... isn't doing you much good either ...

Maybe you should consider a job at KFC ... or the Spur ... I hear there are openings at Panarottis.

Never mind ... I'm sure they'll promote you to chief till operator one of these days.

Hang in there, pal.

"to inform her of how you stood up for yourself"

At least in Denny's household, something stands up...…. whereas in your household CupCake, we all now know, that absolutely nothing stands up.

Brilliant post Denny, hysterical...

ROTFLMFAO

Oh well ... I guess a rerun is all you have to offer ... 

Ok ... if that's really your best then so be it ...

LOL!!!

I am going to leave it now Cupcake

I personally think you have put yourself through so much turmoil already, so why should I be the one to add to that agony.... I should be emphasizing with you, and not berating you.....that's what I do with people that suffer from some condition, like you do.

We all now know what the real reason is... why you are constantly running with the dogs

Here I was thinking that it was because you were a genuine animal lover.... when in fact you are nothing but a sex addict craving those endorphins...

Poor dogs...…. Poor partner..... Eish

As I said my bud, I am not sure what happened in your childhood, but get help now, there is still time to remedy this.

You have my very best wishes going forward CupCake

LMFAO