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NZ versus France in Cardiff is not good news for Richie, Cloudy, Dr Win, Sasuke and Wardad

Started by generaltit16 REPLIES533 VIEWS· 23 Sept 2015, 19:48
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GE
generaltitPro3,164 posts
23 Sept 2015, 19:48
#1
23 Sept 2015, 19:48#1
Beeno and his old lady (Suzie) does not have to get up to their clandestine tricks...

The solution might be solved by natural causes...I think Beeno has saved up to go Cardiff...except he has to excuse himself from the many conferences that pop up in his busy life.

He is an undercover agent for the French team , Cloudy...
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
23 Sept 2015, 19:55
#2
23 Sept 2015, 19:55#2
 Well if Wayne Barnes is the ref all will be perfect
GE
generaltitPro3,164 posts
23 Sept 2015, 20:04
#3
23 Sept 2015, 20:04#3
Wayne and Beeno are part of the French Underground....didn't you know it Dr Win??? and Beeno's old lady is on the role of honour
GE
generaltitPro3,164 posts
23 Sept 2015, 20:08
#4
23 Sept 2015, 20:08#4
Is Wardad going to do a secret mission to Wales and throw a grenade into poor Beeno's hotel room???

If this is the case, the AB's might pull though, Dr Win!

I suspect Rooinek (who incidentally does not like Beeno and has Welsh connections) will be at your service
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
23 Sept 2015, 20:15
#5
23 Sept 2015, 20:15#5
 Beeno may be assisting Suzi in an alternate plot


But we have the antidote this time
GE
generaltitPro3,164 posts
23 Sept 2015, 20:28
#6
23 Sept 2015, 20:28#6
No cooking is needed Dr Win...Cloudy and Wardad are involved...Wardad is using his old R1 to shoot a crow whilst Cloudy is in her kitchen frying unions,carrots, celery, tomato and adding spices to crow pie that she is going to send to Chicago for Mozart and a slice for
Ceradene and Desert F o ks...to celebrate with dear old HM after the Boks have come home.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
23 Sept 2015, 20:38
#7
23 Sept 2015, 20:38#7
 The crows have been spotted it seems like ther e is an ample supply


GE
generaltitPro3,164 posts
23 Sept 2015, 20:54
#8
23 Sept 2015, 20:54#8
 Must be in Poland, Dr Win...where they know it's safe...Wardad finding it hard to find crows in NZ...only flightless Kiwi birds...which is illegal to shoot... plenty in SA...especially where Ol' Maaik lives in Riviersdal...he would gladly sent one or two to Cloudy to cook for his buddy in Chicago...how long does crowpie stay fresh on airfreight...Mike says the rottenest the better for Mozart...Beeno says the same but for the AB's and the first portion to Richie...a chip off the block??
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
23 Sept 2015, 21:26
#9
23 Sept 2015, 21:26#9
 If the French are crying when they get off the bus outside the stadium, whoever is playing them is in trouble. It doesn't happen a lot, but when they go beserker, there's no stopping them. Like psychopaths on crack! Good luck with that.
3K
3ku1Pro2,580 posts
24 Sept 2015, 02:55
#10
24 Sept 2015, 02:55#10
 Well the abs beat France twice last time, they are no longer our bogey team! . Japan may be yours though lol. Someone needs to teach Barnes 101 What is a Forward pass, he still doesn't know.
WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
24 Sept 2015, 05:42
#11
24 Sept 2015, 05:42#11
Well given revelations earlier this year about the French getting hpped up on speed by former players and training staff French performance may well depend on their dealer showing up .And when was the last time the frogs won against NZ ? 
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
24 Sept 2015, 14:44
#12
24 Sept 2015, 14:44#12
Yes oaks its knocking knees stuff for the pap WEE abs. France have the wee nabs number and the NH refs could get nasty. 
By the way old man woodcock looks well past it. mcaaaaw is creaking at the joints.Pack is very unconvincing.

One thing oaks, re ou warped DUD - I explained how he fluffed his army training. Ou warped DUD suffered significant brain damage.


 You will all be wondering what happened next!  
His war is a war against paper. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 
WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
24 Sept 2015, 15:34
#13
24 Sept 2015, 15:34#13
 Hey beandip "cough" Japan "cough" ! "cough"papboks "cough" 
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
24 Sept 2015, 15:42
#14
24 Sept 2015, 15:42#14
 At least I knew things were wrong warped DUD - unlike some erring souls here who are still in denial .
WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
25 Sept 2015, 04:37
#15
25 Sept 2015, 04:37#15
 But beandip you were the one dribbling on about the "pap" Abs ad nauseum especially our forwards ,meanwhile some teeny weeny Japansies pushed your forwa rds all over the park ! Fark me they even scored off the maul against the team who's supposedly the greatest exponents of forward play since Jesus played for Bethlehem Old Boys XV !
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
25 Sept 2015, 08:04
#16
25 Sept 2015, 08:04#16
 Don't mention the wee Cheery Blossoms... or the Samoans. 
GE
generaltitPro3,164 posts
25 Sept 2015, 08:22
#17
25 Sept 2015, 08:22#17
Beeno you sit back and relax and enjoy the games...the AB's won't be a threat to your beloved Boks...they will have come home and gone into hiding...perhaps Pofadder or Kakamas... however your services in the underground are still needed in Cardiff
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