OvalBalls

@Draaitjie 
Much appreciated. To answer your questions.
- Googled 'rugby forum'
- Don't know much about rooihol. He did write one essay about me but I haven't seen him around again since said incident.

Excuse me, OvalBalls, I don't mean to be rude but who are you again?
I see you have over 60 posts yet I'm struggling to remember anything about you at all . . . and now you're saying I wrote an "essay" about you? Any chance you can point me to it? Thanks!

@rooihol

It was when you were fluffing your friend biltongietjie to get him to stay. Cant recall the thread nor do I have any desire in garnering evidence for you. Go ahead, be useful and search for it yourself.

Seems you have memory issues.

You're welcome.

I'm calling you a liar, OvalBalls . I didn't even know of your existence until recently.
The threads about Biltongbek leaving are all there for everyone to see. Which is the one where I even acknowledge your pathetic existence, huh grootbek?
LMAO!
What a loser!

Wehe, seems I've shut this loudmouthed attention-seeker up!
OvalBore, either point out the essay I wrote about you or else - when you've finished wiping all that egg off your stupid face - admit you made a gigantic fool of yourself.
LMAO!

@Rooihol

Nope - still here.

I just checked, no egg on my face. At the risk of repeating myself, I have no interest in searching for your essay. Search for it yourself. Good luck dimwit.

Pffffffffffhahahahahaha!
Yes, TotalBore, we all know why you have no interest in searching for this "essay" that I allegedly wrote about you . . . because there is no such essay. But here you are telling me I should go and search for something that I'm saying doesn't exist. Wehe. 
I think anyone reading this knows who has the burden of proof in this case. The threads are all there. There's this one, this one, this and this one. Now, which one has an essay about an irrelevant little loser like you, chump . . . or is there another thread I'm missing?
LMAO!

Your rather pathetic desire to appear significant or vaguely interesting is cringeworthy . . . but also quite amusing. Keep it up!

Oh dear were you looking for an essay on the subject of BB leaving. This fits the bill. A long, boring diatribe, which diverts into a thinly veiled attack on me. One would guess from that you are still hurting from the vote I called when you demanded my departure. Rejected by the vast majority of posters, you still can't help but refer to it. Shame.

 

As for this pathetic piece, you predictably divert into "a beg you to stay" avenue. How many times haven't we come across this logic. BB is making an exit, if that's what he wants who cares.

 

 

And now you are onto another one of your boring attacks on a poster with the usual sneering language.

 

Here's one for you.....defeat of the year......you are my top candidate. Bwaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaa!

 

Rooinek

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December 18, 2014, 14:16:15 Biltongbek, first off let me say that I enjoy your posts. You're obviously passionate about rugby and you're one of a very small minority of posters who actually brings something to the table instead of just criticising what other people say.
Secondly, you're right about the tiresome mudslinging nature of this board. It does tend to become petty and childish but you've been here long enough to know that this is mainly due to one pompous ass who demands the right to say the most disgraceful, slanderous and defamatory things about his fellow posters but gets all whimpering and self-righteous when people give it back to him. Normally I'd advise you to ignore this pompous old windbag (as I do) but as you've probably noticed, he has an army of Servile Gimps who encourage his disgusting behaviour and pander to his ego by kissing his arse in the most obsequious and fawning manner . . . so it's not always easy to speak out . . . but you can simply stay out of these squabbles as you have done so far in a mature and dignified fashion.
Okay, now that I've got that out of the way, I have to ask, what is the purpose of this post of yours? No-one has to remove your login (or "membership") for you to leave. If you're sick of the childish and spiteful nature of this board then just go. The fact that you felt the need to put up this rather whiny post and advertise the fact that you're leaving makes me wonder if you're not just looking for some attention . . . almost as if to say that if enough of us beg you to stay then you'll honour us with your presence for a while longer. Forgive me if that was not your intention but it's sure looking that way.
I really hope you stick around to talk rugby but if you choose to go then just go, don't hang around justifying your reasons for going and pontificating about how we should all behave . . . because all you're doing is tarnishing the very good first impression you made here.
PS Also, bear in mind that this is the off season and there's not a whole lot of rugby happening. Why don't you give it a break and then come back for the Six Nations and the Super 15 and you might find there's a lot less petty squabbling and a lot more rugby discussion.

@Rooihol

It seems you suffer from delusions of grandeur.

I realize that this might intrude on your narcissistic persona, however I honestly am not in the slightest concerned about your opinion nor should you concern yourself with the belief that everything I utter is intended with you in mind.

I know this might come as a surprise to you considering it appears that you believe that all and sundry wait around for the pearls of wisdom included in all your worthy contributions.

I should stop this now before I am guilty of writing an essay similar to yours.

If you cant find the essay, so be it. No problem for me.

Keep it together now ! adieu

"If you cant find the essay, so be it. No problem for me."

Again, TotalBore, how do you expect me to find an essay that I'm claiming doesn't exist? Hmmm?
Listen chump, you're the one who claimed I wrote an essay about you when I honestly didn't even know who the heck you were. Now I see you're just a weak and attention-seeking little coward with a big mouth and no intestinal fortitude.

Wow, how stupid is Dense?
Dense, did you think I was talking about TotalBore in that so-called "essay"?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
What an idiot!

Ducking the question like a quivering jellyfish again?
What's new?

Wehe, like I said, how stupid is Dense?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 Gentelmen just relax and be at peace with one another.

 Seems to me everybody is fine....but the one chap that is in trouble is predictably "weheing" all over the place. Next he'll do a mole hunt....the silly prat.

@rooihol

Enough with the 'wehe' already.

Rather focus your aptitude for fantasy on writing a new essay ! Your previous contribution lacked adequate formulation, failed to survey a central topic and lacked a suitably structured conclusion. Heck, it even seems you dont know what you wrote. That can happen with poorly composed essays.

Don't be too hard on yourself. Just try again !

As an Olive branch, I offer as much constructive criticism and assistance as you may need !

TotalBore, when you say my "previous essay", would you be referring to the one where you mistakenly (and embarrassingly) thought I was talking about you?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Too funny!

@rooihol

Well done for dropping the 'wehe'. Much better.

I eagerly await your next essay. Outline your central topic a bit better this time, then you wont be confused about what you write about.

@rooihol

As a follow up. Don't berate yourself for your below average composition skills. By the time you leave school, hopefully you will write much better essays !

Chin up !

 Thats all well and good but what did Rooie score for his essay ? Hey cloudy !

 Hey Cloudy ! Yeah just spent a bazillion bucks that I said I wasnt going to but meh ,X-mas eh ? Kids conned me into letting them open something early which turned out to be the Wii-U !Am absolute shyte at Mario Carts still I have discovered.W hen I said to my girls '' well lets see how well you do in me old V-8 falcon then '' says I '' can we !? "" they shoot back .Some blokes never learn eh ?

Hi Wardad: yeah same ol' story for me too mate... spending too much for xmas even though we always say "not this year".
We will all get together in Ohio again this year so after santa is done in the Southern Hemisphere send him our way will you

 OvalBalls: good to read your posts, you have settled in well. There will be more rugby talk when the s15 season kicks off.
PS you notice that Will Farrell's new movie is entitled "Get Hard", lol

What a responsive fellow the AAS is....Balls only had to ask nicely and he stopped using the "wehe" and switched to the "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha". But one can tell from the number of "a"s at the start,  it was through clenched teeth. It took 15"a"s before he could unclench enough to deliver an "h". Guinness record? Quite possibly.

 Odd ball where is the essay you were talking about - never saw one? See ms to be a figment of your ever heated imagination?

@beanstew 
Keep looking !

 Odd ball I can search as much as I like but I dont see the essay. What is certain is that rooitwit has won this one hands down. Bwahahahhaahahaha

@Beanstew

Interesting assessment and use of terminology. I wasn't aware it was a competition.

What were the parameters in determining a winner, and what did he win ?