Penis pump

guys, on a serious note, its my brothers 25th birthday next week.

Ive been enquiring about pen1s pumps for a while but no one seems to have the right answer.

Its something he really needs to I'm quite sure thats what im getting him.

Do any of you okes know which is more effective: Hydromax X-Series or the Bathmate Hydro Pump?

Also what is the difference between an enlarger and a pump?

 I hope there aren't any dogs involved in this sick plan of yours??

"I hope there aren't any dogs involved in this sick plan of yours??"

Please, don't encourage him. That last pic almost turned me off visiting this board.

 guys this isnt a joke
and clean cut, stop being a p0es.

"guys this isnt a joke"

Who's laughing, Chippo? This thread has no business on the rugby section and it's about as funny as the bestiality picture you put up some weeks ago and refused to remove . . . even after I asked you nicely.

delete.d post about cleancuts mom

When I lived in a small QLD town a while back the resident dipsh!t and wannabe bully had his enlarger sent to one of his unfortunate victims by mistake .Oh the karma .  

 Chippo theres no need to attack any ones family ,its just the lowest of acts and not needed.

 rooiknob, please dont reply if you dont like the thread.
Im looking for a mans perspective in a pen1s pump.
why do you have to be so childish?

If its fine  for beeno to post about trump and other people to post about zuma... why cant i ask an adult question about a fricken pen1s pump?

 point taken wardad.
will edit that post

"If its fine  for beeno to post about [removed] and other people to post about zuma... why cant i ask an adult question about a fricken pen1s pump?"
Oh for goodness sake! 
Chop-ou, apart from the snivelling and whiny tone of your reply I have to say it's actually hard to believe you need someone to explain this to you!
This board has three different areas. One for Rugby, one for Other Sports and one for Other Stuff. 
Dense and a few other haven't quite gotten the hang of Other Sports but even they use the Tr(*)mpet for posts that have nothing at all to do with sports.
If you have a microscopic little d!ck and you want some advice on making it bigger then post this pen!s pump stuff by all means but post in the appropriate section.
Sheesh!

 Rooinek... It's for my brother.  Not me.
On that note... Clearly you over used your penis pump... Even your personality is that of a big dick.
Anyway. How do I move this to another thread?

 This sounds like the old "Doctor, I have a friend with a problem" story......

"This sounds like the old "Doctor, I have a friend with a problem" story......"
Exactly!

Hey Chippo,What about Aaron Smith??

No man Chippo!!! Does this really have to be here? LOL
Its called Google, it will guide you! Also, just remove the spam filter on your e-mail and penis pumps will come looking for you!  

 Aaron has someone to pump it for him ,well at least he used to !

 Haaaahahaahaahaaaaaa!!!
Too funny!!!
"This sounds like the old "Doctor, I have a friend with a problem" story......"

Chop and his "smallcock" will never live this down. 

Oh and Chop-ou, as for how to move this to another forum, use your imagination for Pete's sake.

Doesn't take any great rocket science to simply edit the original post and change it to a single dot or something and then re-post it in the Tr(*)mpet where it should have been posted in the first place.

Not sure if there's much point moving this thread anymore considering all the replies and the fact that everyone is now having a good laugh at your expense. Oh well, you did ask for it. What kind of moron asks for advice on how to enlarge his d!ck (or help keep it up) on a message board forum?

If I were you I'd ask the Ed nicely to delete it completely or at least move it down to the Tr(*)mpet where fewer people will see it.

 LMFAO!
Good thread Chips...I needed the laugh!
Seriously though. Go to an adult shop and speak to the people there.

Hey Chippies,Wanted the name Monsterc*ck but settled for Monsterbok.Can't help I'm afraid.  

 Friggin show off!!!!!

 Rooinek (the name itself sounds like someone squeezed your knob too hard), why are you so sensitive?
Did I touch a sore point?

I dunno chap, but where I come from, we are able to speak to adults as if they were adults.

Youve made this in to an argument. Anyway, i'll be sure to know who to ask when I need to find a butt plug.

On a closing note, for all you guys out there that were curious, I've managed to get my hands on the Hydromax.
I'll let you know the results in a few weeks after I've spoken to my bro.

...surprised Moz didn't have any advice on this.

"I dunno chap, but where I come from, we are able to speak to adults as if they were adults."

Oh, like on this thread you mean?

I think anyone reading this thread can judge for themselves which of us is behaving like the child.

 Listen up, Chop!
You are no doubt the product of some drunken encounter with a dirty plotmeid. 
No class ... no breeding ... just simply a low life.
We are not interested in hearing about your small penis issues so there's really no need for any feedback. Please!! Some subjects are best kept private. Not splashed on a message board. 
Have you no pride?
You were clearly raised without manners ... without any form of decency ... 

 Such a nasty person you are cleancut.
have you ever used a pump before?
hope not! i'd hate for there to be more of you.

 Is this 4 real?

Unless it's a micropenis, you (he) won't probably see results...but since I never used one of those, maybe I'm wrong.

Nonetheless, just buy him a freaking toothbrush.

Yes, who would even consider buying someone else a pen!s enlargement as a birthday present? I mean . . . how the heck would you know???

Let's pretend for a sec that this pen!s pump is for this alleged brother and not for poor MicroChip himself; picture the scene and imagine the poor brother opening his birthday presents . . . he unwraps the pen!s enlargement kit and goes a bit red in the face while his wife starts punching the air in excitement and the kids all ask "what is it, Dad?"

Awkward?

 Haaaaaaahahahahahaaaa!!!
Yes, how would you indeed?
Boy, it takes all sorts ...

 We went camping together and he told me there.
It really isn't such a great deal.

And no, it isnt a micropenis. its only micro when its under 3cm flacid. But still, he's really small for a black fella.
...he doesnt have kids yet. But his girlfriend has encouraged the idea.

Let the pumping...BEGIN!!!

Cloudy...young lady...men who are obsessed with their useless willy's are not real men in the true sense...there is a lot to learn for some of these disfunctional types...avoid them.

Big tools can be as useless as big tits or huge va ginas to be candid and vulgar...physical and God- given love is about pleasing your partner and that's the secret...I wish education would teach this...corrupt manipulators and magazine bullsh i te is a mega billion industry leading our young to a fantasy that gives a quick up and sensational burst but doesn't last...like Hollywood unions are short lived...wake up honest and strong people.

Real love is shown in tenderness,unselfishness and a hell of lot of giving...beauty queens and studs and posters of pornography have not this...when a man loves a woman they share...are aware of each others lack and with their opposite strengths endeavour to fulfill it through effort,understanding , forgiveness and total caring for the wife or husband.

Love is physically caring...putt ing bread on the table and treating the spouse with respect...raising the kids with tough love and discipline and a lot more unselfish work. That spreads to show love is work and not idle words..

 wtf

 Nah, the pump's for his boyfriend, not his brother .

 Yeah and it all started with a plastic tube that is really so funny...to think people believe in this sh.te...thank God I had good strong God- Fearing parents and great mentors like Skonk Nicholson and "Cheese Morton" at Maritzburg College"

I am very priviledged in my youth to see good, strong and ethical people...sex is beautiful but is a deep personal and very private thing...it is not dirty if cherished or shared...my teachings never brought this into my life...as a youngster I was priviledge to observe love between a father and mother...very healthy but it's very private...that's what builds nations or more importantly character and the way you build your life with your wife or husband.

I boast about my wife, she is a "goddess"...a foreigner but a angel...she has every quality that a man could desire and she truly loves me...I told her the other day that if anybody or anything could offer everything in the world, fame, riches or power I would not trade it for you and I MEANT IT.

When I showed this posting about a penis pump...she looked startled and said and giggled...I don't understand why should a man need this....lolz

 @ Chippo, dude I seriously hope this was all just a wind up, if not, theres no living this down.lol. Happy birthday to your boet.

You could start by typing this into Google or ask your brother, he should know?

Xavi w ell done brother.It's a total wind up.I love seeing rooineks responses.A few of us had a good private chuckle at the knob head.
He has been true to form and entertained us royally.

 "It's a total wind up"
Knew it!