Penis pump

Nah ouChippo, better if you bly tjoepstil ......  ffs you're da man, its your post. Btw how do you rate the toys ?

Moz

Well done to you mate.

Either you knew I was egging these idiots on, or you were also in a bit of shock...

Either way, well done to you for not being a poephol.

And I must say well done to Mike, Beeno and Denny as well.

Those were the 3 farts that I thought would get involved...

(edited: and Plum)

To my shock,it was Rooi and CC.

None the less... i've held this thread close to my chest for (almost) 3 years.

Rooi, well done on Total Rankers mate.

@Ed, is it going to carry on next week or is this it?

Umm Chippo

Add me to that list. 

There's another clear distinction to be made here . . . the stupid posters (like Baboon-ou, Dense and Moffie) believe that it was "bait" or a "sting" or whatever you want to call it . . . everyone else (the posters with an IQ over 80) is still laughing.

Once again, check out MicroChop's statements that are still there for all to see in his first two posts . . . "guys, on a serious note" and "guys this isnt a joke". You don't start off a wind-up like this saying clearly that it's not a joke and then suddenly say, "oh you know what . . . it was actually a joke".

The real joke is that MicroChop would have us believe that we were the ones getting "worked up" while he was laughing away at us . . . well, read over the thread again and decide for yourself who was having a chuckle and who was getting all red in the face and using foul language . . . so much so that he resorted to slagging off Klown's mother and had to go back and edit the post.

LMAO!

Whatever else MicroChop, I hope your . . . ummmm . . . "brother" found a product to help his tiny little dick at least get horizontal. Good luck to you . . . sorry, I mean to your "brother" !

oh stop it!

you're just embarassed now!

"guys, on a serious note" and "guys this isnt a joke"... think a little deeper redneck. Thats precisely what I wanted you to think... and you took it... and chewed on it like a cows unused udders!

chump, have you read some of my other posts?

The latest ones where I edit names etc?
I like having a bit of naughty fun (I dont want to involve family here, but you have a few in your family that can attest to this).

Thanks for all the opinions on the penis pump. Very helpful. Anyone here have advice on natural remedies for peyronie's disease? I have a friend who suffers terribly and thought I should ask on his behalf.

We've folk here who claim, ' I'm not gay my brother is' or 'the pomp's for my brother's lomp willy', not moi. My advice would be to take ownership of your skewered proclivities. Sterkte.

Too funny watching the self-righteous holier than thou Snooper frothing at the mouth.......sidesplitting stuff. Likewise his low life partner in crime, the thug, Clean Cut.

Thanks for the laugh, obviously a wind-up......not so obvious to the slackjawed, chain dragging and humorless, Koosie.

A word of warning to the author........tighten the security around your social media accounts, he'll be a coming at you!

Oh no, not this again?!!

Chop and his "brother's" powertool ... pretending it was all meant as a joke.

Yeah, right!!

I'm afraid you'll forever be known as the man with his penis pump ... no matter how many times you try to explain it away ... it IS your legacy. 

There are somethings you can never un-read ... and they usually come with a visual image. What I see is a man trying his damndest to bring life back to his unresponsive, shriveled up pecker. Frustrated and desperate, even to the point of coming aboard here in the hopes of help.

That was very funny, Chop. 

Speaking of help ... did Mozart ever come through with the requested advice? I know you thought of him as THE man to ask for guidance, being elderly and all. 

Not sure what made you think of him as your go to guy for sound pecker advice?!

Aaaaaah shame, Denny ... feeling a little left out now that Redneck rejected your friendship?

Back to crying about the past again, huh?

He's the peeper and I'm the knife wielding thug, right? I guess that means you're no longer a fan of mine, right?

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa!!!

Tell us again about defending that principle of yours. Go on ... you know you wanna.