So how useless is Morris ....Sapp?

Man you sure know how to pick em. Not test class, bog ordinary I think was your phrase. Pity he didn't finish it.  
How would you like to be Rashid at the dinner table tonight, he got Morris in the end but his dropped catch lost the game.
Finally  a really gutsy win by the Proteas after a lot of bumbling. There are no real answers here, except finally we may have somebody as the 5th bowler/batsman.

' Try leaving Chris Morris out of this side again. If that wasn't Klusener-esque, then I'm not sure what is ...'

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 Fantastic! !!!

 Believe Chuck Morris scored a huge contract in the IPL as well .

So much for Botham's clean-sweep prediction . Cape Town will be rocking on Sunday .

 In fairness to Rashid, at least he helped with the bat
But awesome by Morris! And that slip catch by Amla, amazing!

'Chuck Morris' love that blobbok!!

 Actually you beat me to it Moz as I was about to ask Vetsak the same question but I'm going to ask it anyway not that we're going to get an answer, we know what to expect....denials.
But here we go Vetsak....suck on this....
"In reply, South Africa had looked dead and buried as they slipped to 191 for six and then 207 for seven before Morris blazed his way to 62 off just 38 balls with three fours and four sixes as South Africa reached 266 for nine off 47.2 overs."

 The trouble with Vetsak, the reason he gets it so consistently wrong, is that he never gets mental strength. So he chooses mental midgets like Miller and Marchant de Lange but fails to support a player like Bavuma  who punches way above his weight.
All old Fattie needed was the speed gun reading and he was howling for de Lange to be in the team.
It should be funny to read his comments on Morris, because you know, Vetsak is never wrong.

 Yes I know, Vetsak is unashamedly never wrong......expect a role out of denials.

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Morris is fucking ordinary.....his bowling today was pathetic.....oh wow, he has one good innings and all of a sudden he is a class allrounder....he is bog ordinary just like Wiese is.....neither are international standard......both failed far more than they have ever delivered

 Excuse me, don't dodge the bullet......we're quoting a batting performance that won the game for the Proteas, not to mention that had he failed there would not have been a final. So once again and I repeat.....how in your opinion does that make Morris the match winner.... supposedly "Useless"?

No you stupid fucking dunce....I am talking about Morris as a whole.....not one innings.....he is bog ordinary and I stand by that.....he is not international standard at all......the measure of an allrounder is the likes of Stokes, Kallis, Pollock, Klusener, Cairns, McMillan etc......not average pretenders like Morris, Wiese and McLaren.....all bog ordinary 

 Wipe the froth from your mouth you ignorant fool. Here once again.....I repeat....you said Morris is "Useless".......we're saying how is it possible for "Useless" to win a game.... a game in which he was under immense pressure. We're not talking about him as an allrounder or his bowling....we're talking about a specific match winning batting performance played by a player you had  finger pointed as  "Useless"

He is useless.......I said he was bog ordinary....one innings does not change that......so that's my point you ignorant twat......he is NOT international standard.....evidenced by that pathetic bowling performance today.....just look at his ODI record as a whole.....bog ordinary
A batting average of 19 and a bowling average of 40.....useless.....sad excuse for an allrounder 

 You don't get it do you? I can't believe you're that stupid and arrogant.
Again, we're talking a specific game, a specific match winning performance under pressure from a player you deemed "Useless"
We're not talking about his Allrounder or bowling abilities...that's a debate for another day. Do you get it now, Dikhead?
In my book when you label someone as being useless, well than he ain't gonna win you a game.

He is useless and that stands.....the fact that you are too stupid to work that out is not my problem.....I judge as a whole, not on one performance.....he got dropped....an absolute sitter.....had he been caught, he would not have won us the game.......he is useless, should have been out early on.....because he is crap.....hope that help idiot?

He is useless and that stands.....the fact that you are too stupid to work that out is not my problem.....I judge as a whole, not on one performance.....he got dropped....an absolute sitter.....had he been caught, he would not have won us the game.......he is useless, should have been out early on.....because he is crap.....hope that help idiot?

No, on the contrary, you're too thick to understand that by Morris putting in a match winning and I should add series winning performance he cannot be classed as being"Useless".....and I don't give a F&$% whether you like to believe that or not.
Useless is inability...Useless means totally incapable of any performance other than to fail.
Point proven.
Suck on it, Vetsak!
BTW your  other pinup boy Rillee Rossouw failed again....is he still a class act? Does he still have ten times the talent of Bavuma, the latter having fulfilled every bit of what was expected of him whereas your "class act" Rillee failed?
It's just a question.

Morris was dropped you dumb fuck....if he had been out as he should have been given what a sitter of a catch it was.....he would have won us nothing......you profoundly stupid man
Rossouw is by far the most talent of our youngsters......he is pure class and should have played every game, as he should have every test. Is he better than Bavuma...by a long shot. He failed today because he has played no cricket thanks to our stupid selectors.
He is the real deal this kid. Bavuma is good, Rossouw is better

 Morris's new IPL contract  is worth about US$ 1,120,000 .............. but the Indians paying that are probably [removed][removed][removed][removed][removed] says ouDawie .

  Ja the Indians are fucking fucking fucking stupid!

 Oh shame Rossouw failed today because of the selectors....hahaha....love it Vetsak!

 Vetsak....class acts don't fail.....that's why they are class acts. Best if you re-address your understanding of exactly what a class act is.....you don't have a clue. You know....it's so simple.....if all of your class acts played in a team they'd win every competition out there.

So Moffie do you expect Rossouw to perform without playing any cricket for the past 2 months you dumb fuck, huh?

Blob are you fucking stupid enough to use IPL as the measure of a player?

Denise.....are you saying AB and Amla have never failed you fucking idiot?

 Oh, so now you're comparing Rillee Rossouw to Amla and AB.....how thick are you? chalk and cheese you dope! I mean seriously, you are the most screwed up dope I've ever struck......thought you'd be with the program after all your years in the old dart but I guess you can never take the bumpkin out of a Grahamstown boy.

 Vetsak you were gaga about Rossouw and Miller, two serial flops when the chips are down. You always go for flash over substance.

Oh boy you really are stupid......or is it that English is not your first language?
Class act = Rossouw, AB and Amla.......they all fail at times.....get it?
I guess not......now up your game you fucking ugly man

 So, explain to me how a player with an ODI average of 33.07% is a "class act"....embarrassing as it already is do you want me to dig out Amla and AB's one day stats as well?

Rossouw has hardly played so is only at the start of his international career you dunce....do you recall Amla 's start fuck wit?
Rossouw is a class act and should play in every test, ODI and T20 for SA.
The lad is a special talent....the only thing that stands in his way like de Kock is curbing the urge to always attack....that will come with time.

 In the meantime, we have to lose while they are gaining the maturity Rabada shows already.

Bullshit we would not be losing if we had a coach of substance who selected the likes of Rossouw to play in our test side instead of wasting him on the bench.
There are 5 certainties amongst the youngsters at test level....Rabada, Rossouw, de Kock, Elgar and Bavuma

 Dunce......let me put it this way. When someone says "class act" I believe that player to be above the norm, I believe amongst other things that such a player makes the difficult look easy, I believe such a player to excel when others around him falter, I believe such a player has stats that shine like the moon on a cloudless night. So, when I think of class acts I think of the likes of Brian Lara, Jaques Kallis, Ricky Ponting , Sachin Tendulkar, Kumar Sangakarra and Don Bradman and you can probably add Sunil Gavaskar. All of them have outstanding figures, figures that standout above those of mere mortals.....all of them had the class to stamp their authority on a game.

How does your Rillee stack up Fatboy? Well let's have a look....         MatInnsNORunsHSAveBFSR100504s6sCtSt ODIs2928286013233.0790994.60248819220

 Well dumb ignorant prick one only needs to watch Rossouw bat to realise how good he is....one only needs to look at his first class average to realise he is worth investing in....but our stupid coach like you is too fucking stupid to recognise this....instead we see Rossouw in and out the ODI side and playing no tests.
Kallis and Amla struggled at the start of their international careers you fucking idiot....Wake the fuck up.

 Oh the good old vyf las trek Hmmm? ...it's da coaches fault! "....one only needs to watch Rossouw bat to realise how good he is..." That's the problem you Dikhead....he's not batting long enough!
"...one only needs to look at his first class average to realise he is worth investing in.."
So after 29 outings at international level he's failed to replicate his first class performances.....29 ODI's at 28 years of age and we live in hope of this supposed "class act"
Look Fatboy, I can live with a lot of things but don't insult my intelligence, you're either delusional or stupid, most likely even both, you also don't know that you don't know..... a pretender with a lot of bluster. Go away, I'm done with you.

Bwhaaahaaaaa 28 years of age.....oh boy you are soooo fucking out of your league....go back to running and hiding you dunce