Some hope for some oaks here

I am thinking of oaks like rooitwit, dense denise and warped dud for starters. The Chinese claim to have successfully transplanted the head of a monkey to another monkey. Human head transplants are looming into view. I think we can all agree the oaks mentioned need a head transplant! 
Needless to say the kbbs must be given first place in an queue!! 

 

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