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Stade Francais Massive Improvement

Started by clevermike13 REPLIES821 VIEWS· 04 Jan 2016, 05:24
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
04 Jan 2016, 05:24
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04 Jan 2016, 05:24#1
After two disgusting losses Stade Francais beat Toulouse in a game yesterday.   Wjat was the difference?   The answer is easy - no Morne Steyn and Willem Alberts to bugger up their performance.
Fat Willem is injured again and Stade made sure they avoided Morne like a plague - not even having him coming from the bench is proof of how useless he really is.        
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CeradynePro9,374 posts
04 Jan 2016, 12:08
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04 Jan 2016, 12:08#2
You just cannot help yourself, can you?
It was actually after 3 losses that they beat Toulouse. Jules Plisson played in two of those disgusting losses. In fact, SF has only won four of their twelve Top14 games in this current season. JP featured in eleven of those twelve games. MS played one full game and came off the bench in two other games. WA came if the bench in two games. 
I suppose you are going to try and convince us that MS and Willem Alberts are responsible for SF's dismal season thus far?
Paris    34-18 Pau - (JP) Pau's first game in the Top14Brive 22-13 Paris - JP - No MSParis    13-20 Toulon - JP - No MS. Despite two Toulon yellow cardsMontpellier 44-20 Paris  - JP - No MSParis 22-9 Castres - JP - No MSRacing 92    27-18 Paris  -JP - No MSAgen 28-23 Paris - JP - No MSParis 14-9 Clermont - JP - No MSGrenoble    19-21 Paris - JP - MS & WA benchParis    21-24 Bordeaux-Bègles - JP - MS & WA benchOyonnax 25-12 Paris - MS - No JP or WAParis 18-17 Toulouse - JP - 
MS did actually play against Toulouse. Off bench for 23 min. (http://www.lnr.fr/rugby-top-14/matchs/03-01-16-paris-toulouse#fndtn-panel-live-facts)
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
04 Jan 2016, 19:09
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04 Jan 2016, 19:09#3
 Welcome back - Doffies.  Oyonnax was the cream on top of the useless biscuit.  Morne is the cream on top of the all uselessness biscuit.  When Morne plays 0 it is like the most useless player being ib the game. 
T\The games when there was no Steyn wwas mostly during the WC when Useless Norne was on a Meyer-inspired holiday in England during the WC.   Fappy NY to you - stop being the fool you normall y are        
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CeradynePro9,374 posts
04 Jan 2016, 20:10
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04 Jan 2016, 20:10#4
"Stop being the fool", he says. He who not only missed  that MS was not only on the bench for the game against Toulouse, he totally missed the fact that he actually played in the game. Whahahahaha. Fecking stooge. Fact is that SF has been shyte for most of the season whether MS was in the team or not. Have you even noticed that they lost to bottom of the log Agen when MS was nowhere near the team?
Jy is nog net so flippin stupid soos wat jy laas jaar was, jou arme drol. Gaan pis liewer jou vygies nat of was die  kar of  iets.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
05 Jan 2016, 02:47
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05 Jan 2016, 02:47#5
 Dunce
He was not listed as a player in the ESPB stats - so I assume he did not play.  However - if he did he did his normal squat in the game and by some luck did not destroy the Stade Francais effort for a change,      
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
05 Jan 2016, 03:03
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05 Jan 2016, 03:03#6
Yet another Tokkie debacle.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
05 Jan 2016, 07:06
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05 Jan 2016, 07:06#7
 Not as big a debacle as supporting Morne to be elected as Springbok flyhalf - you crazy fools.    
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CeradynePro9,374 posts
05 Jan 2016, 10:34
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05 Jan 2016, 10:34#8
 clevermike
 
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Dunce


He was not listed as a player in the ESPB stats - so I assume he did not play.  However - if he did he did his normal squat in the game and by some luck did not destroy the Stade Francais effort for a change,    
From ESPN:
http://www.espn.co.uk/rugby/lineups?gameId=268757&league=270559

Stade Français ParisNO.NAME15Hugo Bonneval, FBT21Morne Steyn, R13Paul Williams, CT12Jonathan Danty, C22Waisea Nayacalevu Vuidravuwalu, R
Who is the dunce now? When are you ever going to learn when to stop digging?
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
06 Jan 2016, 08:59
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06 Jan 2016, 08:59#9
 Sphlott!
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CeradynePro9,374 posts
09 Jan 2016, 22:32
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09 Jan 2016, 22:32#10
 Stade Francais 27 - Munster 7
15 Hugo Bonneval 1T14 Julien Arias13 Waisea Vuidarvuwalu12 Paul Williams 1T11 Josaia Raisuqe Red card 10 Morné Steyn 3C 2P 9 Julien Dupuy1 Zak Taulafo2 Laurent Sempéré3 Paul Alo Emile4 Hugh Pyle5 Paul Gabrillagues6 Sekou Macalou 1T7 Sylvain Nicolas8 Sergio Parisse (capt)

16 Laurent Panis17 Heinke Van der Merwe18 Rabah Slimani19 Gerhard Mostert20 Jonathan Ross21 Julien Tomas22 Jules Plisson23 Jonathan Danty
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
09 Jan 2016, 23:48
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09 Jan 2016, 23:48#11
Mike, are you a Stormers fan? Has Dimitri left the Stormers? I hope so for their sake, he is Morne Steyn 2.0 in my view. Give me Jantjies, Pollard, Lambie or even Rob Du Preez any day over Dimitri. It's funny huh, there are certain 10s that you just know always wanted to be opening batsman in the summer. The same guys you'd see on a Sunday at the mall, walking around with their full colours blazer and you'd be like "Man, you know their ain't no school on Sundays right?" :) Well, at least with the new coach, regardless of who is he is, I think Steyn is past tense, and so is Pienaar. Faf/Reinach & Pollard/Lambie/Jantjies. Kinda looking forward to a new Era.
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The_TruthClub Pro471 posts
11 Jan 2016, 08:26
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11 Jan 2016, 08:26#12
  Stade Francais Massive Improvement...

When Morne came on? I see they were behind 6-11 when Morne came on and went on to win...

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
11 Jan 2016, 12:21
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11 Jan 2016, 12:21#13
Uh-oh, looks like Ceradunce forgot to log out as Truth_Fairy and back on again as Ceradunce.
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sharkbokCaptain23,279 posts
11 Jan 2016, 13:59
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11 Jan 2016, 13:59#14
Ha Ha, or is it the Poof Fairy ?
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