Stompies vs Ulcer URC 2026

Worrrrrryyyy Gelaaaaant!

Howzit Paks

Well fudge me, where da streams at? Nothing's working.

Hey Plummie.

Willemse gushing blood inside 1 minute...he's going off

Sacha shifting to 12 :/

Think I'm gonna restart my shit, something's off.

Jirre...Gelant...already doing stupid things!!!

Does the idiot not know when to secure the ball!

Got a stream, might be a bit delayed. No spoilers Plummie!

And Ulster score off the back of Gelant failing to clean up a chip kick...and trying a chicken wing to Simeani which's goes nowhere.

Kok over. What a chad. Worry waddling over in cover. Or was it Simi?

And Roos hits right back after a pass from Gelant lands this time to MCHUNU who almost gets there himself, Roos picks up from the ruck and dives over

Mchunu blows it initially by not passing, but Roos gets it over. Just a phenomenal strike rate.

Red card coming for Ulster as Deon Fourie gets crock rolled...that HAS TO be at least a yellow

Deon Fourie with the turnover penalty.

If they review this and it's just a yellow then I'm gonna be pissed.

If we're talking about player safety then that is as bad as it gets

Hey it's your man crush, that bald Italian, Plummie.

Yeah he dropped on that knee. Yellow. FFS. More clumsy than malicious but still a dumbass thing to do.

"Hey it's your man crush, that bald Italian, Plummie."

I can only date one ref at a time...and his "V" is for Vespa...not vagina.

Is Willemse just off for blood? I didn't have visuals at the time.

Fourie's game is over. p Divvy on...

Gelant stuffs up an attacking chance by knocking a sitter

Willemse back on

Yeah I agree, two bald headed things to rub is one too many.

FFS can't they shift Sacha to 15 and play Jurie at 10...anything but Gelant

You just don't understand the value Worry brings in the background, Plummie.

"Yeah I agree, two bald headed things to rub is one too many."

The worst mental image I have had in weeks.

Thanks

And Henderson gets red for the crock roll

Lovely line by Sacha to get the pop from MCHUNU and score

Tell you what, old MCHUNU is moving up the ranks in my book

14-7 Stormers

Roos gets held up from the restart and Ulster have a scrum just outside the 22...

So that's a 20 minute red? Sacha scores easy as you like.

No man, you're too far ahead. I'm still watching the try replay, you're at the restart already.

Now Roos gets penalised for odd feet and Ulster have a penalty just outside the Stompie 22...stupid penalty.

Its these brain farts that will irk Rassie

Stormers score again!!!!

21-7 Stormers

Stupid penalty by Roos, just flops down on the ball.

Just kidding hahaha

LOL, my stream just turned into ice hockey.

P Divvy stealing the ball to wrestle the momentum back.

Sacha sets up for 3

7-17 Stormers

Goddamn you Plummie, before the hockey came on I was waiting for the intercept of whatever made the Stormers score from inside their own 22 :P

Anyway, looks like I won't be watching this game. Streams be dead or tripping.

"Goddamn you Plummie, before the hockey came on I was waiting for the intercept of whatever made the Stormers score from inside their own 22 :P"

You better fix your stream or you will have no peace tonight ;)