Stompies vs Ulcer URC 2026

And now Gelant fluffs a high one, Ulster collects and go on at the corner...

"Has Gelant been terrible? Was Deon Fourie subbed at half time?"

Crock roll knee injury.

Gelant has been his usual self...Costing the Stormers 14 points

Worry taps it to Ulcer and they score. Kok almost blew it with that early pass. With two coming across maybe he had to go early though, I'll trust his judgement as he is a slightly better rugby player than me.

Roos held up, Stompies still on the attack.

Spending more time securing a decent link ... Stompies are ornery

Guano Augustus with the foot in touch.

Khan scores. I don't need the replay, he got that down.

The Money Men have nuked our streams, Blobbie.

Evan Roots according to the commentator.

Why are we seeing this so many times? It's clear he grounded it on the line . . . give the try for goodness sake . . . yes. Try awarded. 26-24.

Stormers maul from 5m...ball goes to the backs and Khan stretches and looks like he has scored.

If they don't give this try I'm gonna be pissed. Its clearly on the line.

Yep, try given

26-24 Ulster

Game on

Ref misses an obvious forward pass . . . now he gets the call from the TMO, advantage . . . great run from Sacha, then DW caught just short and then Khan knocks on.

Brilliant Sacha!

Excellent call from Piardi there. Lookked for all money like Khan was infringed there...but he did knock it first

How's the Ice Hockey, Pakie?

Excellent call from Piardi there.

The bromance is strong.

Haha, no hockey yet but I'm about two minutes behind which makes commentating kinda pointless.

Gelant wins a penalty!!!

It must be christmas

Mchunu going off, was about to say he looks knackered

"Excellent call from Piardi there."

I only have eyes and loins for Hollie

AHV having a lekker chat with Piardi

Dixon does well then knocks on. Now Stormers have it back with advantage . . . but there's another knock on.

This Ulster 15 is a little tiger

Khan off and replaced by the very average Ungerer.

Why is Dobson taking Khan off?

He's been one of their best players and he's like 13 years-old...surely it's not a gas thing

Apologies, MCHUNU didn't go off

Keeping Khan on is too 50/50 for Dobbo's liking.

Now Sacha makes an unforced error and knocks it

Sacha drops a sitter. For all his brilliance he does make a few clangers.

Some good carries from Dixon and Venter and Stompies on the attack but Simelane can't hold on and it comes to nothing.

The Stormers get some nice momentum and look to score but Gelant knocks it and it amounts to nothing

Diyamani with his ridiculous haircut on for Roos.

The Dayimani on now....and my word his hair looks terrible.

Roos looking happy as he walks off

Yes! Sacha is over. No-one is stopping him from there.

Sacha scores!

Looks like they learned something from that lost against Toulon as they battle the line a couple of times and then feed the Alien who makes it looks easy

26-31 Stormers

Yes that haircut is terrible . . . but it does make him easy to spot.

I'm calling it a night boys, chugging and buffering delayed stream is no fun. We'll see if things improve by the time the Lions game comes along tomorrow.

Lekker slaap Pakie.

Lekker Paks

Fix your internet bra!

You can't let the Leeus down

Ouch. Good finish by Kok and Ulster are level with the tough conversion to come . . .

Doak pulls it. 31-31.

Brilliant from Ulster!

Damn...that was nice rugby. How many offloads in that sequence?

All started with a prop selling Gelant a massive dummie hahahahaha

Kok has a hat-trick

Conversion missed

31-31