Stormers vs Edinburgh URC 2026

Grey won't breathe properly for about 30 minutes

Kickety kick, knockety knock. Riveting.

What's the time between knock ons in this game?

about 3 seconds

Nice blindside attack on the advantage from the Stormers.

Finally Zas and Gelant do something and make break down the touchline

pity the kick wasn't straighter

...he heard me and scores :) nice one Roos.

These ruck caterpillars need to be outlawed.

Nice Sacha taking control with a little positional play

MP you're about 4-5 minutes behind live.

Willemse dancing into Roos.

Roos should just play at 12. He keeps up with play really well

Devilliers breaks through, intercept and Gelant has zero pace...Edinburgh score

Lang intercepts when it looked like a Stormers try and outsprints Worry to the line.

Gelant, our 15, just got gassed by a 12

What a intercept...come on Stormers. Sascha is really kicking a lot of possession away today.

Sacha kicking, kicking and kicking some more.

The Stormers have no interest in doing anything other than putting the ball into the air. What a pathetic way to play the game. Makes me appreciate the Lions even more.

I really don't get the fucking around of Willemse so that Gelant can play.

Drop Gelant! Send him to Japan FFS

...and now they're checking a clear out by Hugo Venter...looks bad...

Phew../ref says it's dynamic

Lucky boy

So far shot eprforance wot hout nany game plan of the Stormwers - the worst performaance by Sach a in years,

I know. I mean, how much better was the lion's game

Dobbo - have a guy in your side that was the form 10 in the test season...an then tell him he may only kick instead of doing the thing he's best at

It actually blows my mind

7-7

and the half is almost over

Turd of a game.

lol the Stormers actually look a bit lost to me

Stormers struggling with finding a rhythm...half time.

No team can find a rhythm if they're just chasing after kicks all game long.

I think my feed is not lagging anymore, Pakie.

Ja true, just to much kicking. Sacha should run more. Let's hope they do in the second half.

The guys in studio very unhappy with that half too

I pity the people watching this live.

2nd half up

Pretty please can we have a better half!

O'Conner cuts them open, Ed just needed a good bounce to score there.

Ridiculous pass dropped by Worry.

And Gelant knocks to start the half

The major saving grace for all our sides is that these UK blokes can't scrum.

Paul Div with the turnover. Dumb bashing from Ed, every breakdown in that sequence they were under pressure.

P Divvy with a crucial steal

If Edinburgh scored there then it was uphill all the way for the Stompies

Jirr, Stompies 9 having a mare

Bradbury fends Willemse, that was soft.

Braindead rugby. Wooden spoon relegation playoff vibes.