Stormers vs Rebels - Live

Not a memorable first half as we wait for the last scrum.

10-3 halftime, Stormers lead. Apart from Leyds' early try neither side has looked serious about crossing the line.

Crazy long pass by Du Plessis leads to Rebels scoe. 10 all

Looks like Mini-Eben Coetzee in some agony over a knee or something.

I missed the Rebels try, tuned back in too late. 10-10 indeed.

Now Cioetzee hurt. Doesn't look good. 

Mike's hope for the future Augustus is on at #8.

Crap pass flinged forward by Klein Carel. Boy needs a span king.

I thought the homophobic thread heading would attract the tail pipe cleaner how right I was. 

Rebels now starting to test the Stormers out wide.

The Quade drops it like someone handed him a glass of pure water.

Just tuned in and I see half of the usual Stompie faces missing. Gosh Rassie is serious about the WC.

Can't disagree, Rooi.

Hiertjy ... netjies Stompies.

And the Stormers score through Augustus after a nice break by Willemse off a beautifully delayed pass by Leyds .

Hey Cloudy. What did Beeno beat you to?

Great try by the Mighty Stormers. 

Willemse shows great skills and rooijackass goes into morning - the turncoat is supporting the Rebels. What a foul creature the jackass is! 

17-10 Stormers. At least Klein Carel can split the uprights.

Okay

And now DA scores a cracker as he slaps off two bothersome Rebels. Leyds again making the crucial play with a break .

SA's best inside center scores.

Stick with Beeno and get it right! 

Very good Dylan and a good try from die Ellendeling.

I have to step out for a bit lads and lasses. Hold the fort and play nice. 24-10 Stormers.

Leyds on the wing looking good a polished performer. 

Stormers squad depth pretty good. 

Frans Malherbe substituted ....... lolololol

Another clanger from Cooper.

The arrival of Rooi and Cloudy brought some good luck for the Stormers...thanks!

Hahahahaha the rub of the green goes the Stormers way and they score under the posts. 

Where is rooijackass!!!! 

Relax Cloudy I am enjoying the game. Hopefully we can win this one with our second stringers. 

Malherbe did better in this scrum than Wickus Louw earlier. Kitschof is very good.

Scrum penalty to Stormers. 

Score goes up to 34-10

Ball hits upright and goes in as the rub of the green goes the way of the Mighty Stormers. 

Hahahahaha ha oh my aching sides. 

Great defence Stormers who win relieving penalty. 

Rooitwit's slinks of to his club to have a gay time. 

Another great try but what does TMO SAY. NO he is out

14 minutes left and Rebels need to score 4 times at least. 

Malherbe slips and Rebels kick penalty near Stormers line and go onto score. 

34-17.

Middle of the day here Cloudy, errands to run unfortunately.