Stormers vs Sharks chit chat if anyone cares

Eh, that looks kinda flat but it might be marginally forward.

No try. Hard luck to the very frot vis! . 

Scrum straight down.

Jantjies drops Fassi's kick ahead, good gain for the Sharks.

Penalty Sharks. Jordan going for poles from inside his own half . . . pulls it left.

Stormers defense does well to trap the Sharks behind the advantage line but Sh arks get a penalty.

There must be a breeze!

Sacha intercepts and kicks ahead, Fassi is quick enough to get back and stop the try.

Very poor forward pass from Gelant.

Apologies, it was Senatla.

Oaks this is not good rugby thus far. 

Sacha intercepts, beautifu l read, footrace between Jantjies and Fassi, both kinda lose but Fassi kinda wins.

Again forcing passes that aren't on. Settle the fuck down.

Good attack from the Sharks leads to a penalty. Jordan should slot this . . .

Haha, beautiful little interplay between Andre and Julius.

Herschelle Jantjies looks out cold. Must admit he's been good so far, looks like the player of a few years ago.

Hershel came in high. He can't complain. 

Man that was a lovely fend on Jantjies by Hooker. He'll get trouble for that which he doesn't deserve. Where's the onus on the tackler to go low?

No sanction? There's hope for the game yet.

Jordan misses the conversion. 8-5 to the Sharks.

Better from Penxe. Esterhuizen's dummy run again keeping two defenders away from the wide channels.

Scoreboard showing 10-5. Did Jordan's conversion fade to the rightt after it was through?

Esterhuizen through Manie.

I didn't check the conversion too closely.

Haha, Ox nails Manie.

Sacha crocked yet again. He has all the talent but he's becoming very injury prone. Was it his finger or thumb this time?

Get Sacha off the field, have him recover properly, then play him again.

It's madness to play him at 12.

Du Pl essis on for Sacha.

Esterhuizen flattens Manie yet again.

South Africans love thinking 10 and 12 are interchangeable.

Esterhuizen blazes through again. Was it Manie again?

Man the level of play has been bad. 

There's the hooter . . . ball goes out but it's a penalty advantage to the Stompies. Go for poles Manie!

Good scrambling back by Penxe after his failed intercept had the Sharks in trouble. Seems like he's woken up.

Man the level of play has been bad.

The play will be better if the dudes stop throwing impossible offloads and passes. Hang on to the ball, set it up again.

You felt like Gelant could have released his wing there.