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 Chez, you let yourself get dragged into an argument that can't be won or verified. Give it up as a bad experience and forget about it. ..move on bro.

Exactly right, Shezza. I've met some gigantic pricks in my lifetime but I can honestly say I've never encountered a more pompous and ostentatious snob who's as far up his own arse as Moffie. 
As if the continual bragging and infantile one-upmanship isn't bad enough, don't forget he's also a pathological liar with the emotional IQ of a spoilt tantrum-throwing 7 year old brat.
I don't claim to earn more than anyone else . . . and I certainly wouldn't be so boorish, vulgar and utterly lacking in class to brag about my salary, my qualifications or my job on an internet message board, but one thing I certainly wouldn't do is embellish my CV or talk up my material possessions like a pompous and self-aggrandizing braggart . . . especially if I forgot my lies occasionally and suddenly had to start pretending something new . . . or if I was so stupid as to brag about driving a "MacClarrin" (sic) when I can't even spell the name of the supercar that I allegedly drive. LMAO!  
You probably weren't around when this tedious and self-aggrandizing old fop actually went to the lengths of posting a picture of his "pad" as he called it and it turned out to be the most tacky and gauche pseudo-mansion, complete with little concrete gargoyles going up the staircases and garden gnomes on the plastic grass. Jokes aside, it looked like something designed by a collaboration of Sol Kerzner and Vladimir Tretchikoff . . . and sure as nuts, there was Moffie's little cardboard sign saying "Moffie's pad" as if we should all start falling over ourselves in admiration. The only pity is that he didn't include the "MacClarrin" in the fake brick driveway and a photo of the PHD he earned from some cornflake factory or something. Wehe!
The only thing more pathetic than Moffie's monotonous boasting is his laughable rugby naivete . . . like his recent claim that Charl McLeod added some "crispness" to the Sharks semifinal effort (I'm sure Wille Heinz agrees!) . . . or the same pitiful rugby noob who needed someone to explain to him the numbering of loosehead and tighthead props . . . or the sad attention-seeker who so obviously couldn't tell Francois Hougaard and Jaco Taute apart and then had to lie through his rotting yellow teeth when he got caught out.
I honestly don't know why people even bother with this puffed up old fool. Apart from not having the vaguest clue about rugby, he slags his fellow posters off in his inimitably classless, cowardly and bullying manner, he sneers at everyone's apparent inferiority and he lies whenever he gets exposed for being the pitifully childish and stupid little man that he clearly is.
Just ignore the sad and lifeless little loser . . . that's what I do . . . and it drives him nuts!

 Rooi, Tretchikoff isn't too bad actually. He is mostly famous for painting woman and not houses though.

 PS, Rooi, did Moz have a Pierneef like tree at his pad?

Rooitwit turning a brighter shade of green just like a jalapeno!!

Rooitwit why are you so pathologically jealous of Moz? I recall how you said for years Moz was lying about who he was and how stunned you were to find out how wrong you had been.

Sharkie at least had the decency to say he was wrong and apologise. You couldn’t. 

Jealousy is not an attractive trait. Get over it please.

Moz is not a snob. If he were he wouldnt be posting on this board. Also being 67 is no crime and Moz can be congratualted for scoring a 76 on the golf course. 

Lets not get bitter oaks.  Up the tone!

 

 

Can't say I remember any trees in the photo. Knowing Moffie as I do, if there were any trees, they were either plastic or else they would have been some kind of alien monstrosity that kills off the indigenous flora.  

Baboon-ou, I'm sure I've requested this before but I'll ask again . . . if for whatever strange reason you feel the need to address me - someone who clearly doesn't give a flying fig-leaf about your laughably stupid opinion on rugby or anything else - please at least have the decency to suck on a few breath mints before you open your silly gob. 
The stench of your breath after your servile licking of Moffie's wrinkled old tailpipe is too much to bear. 
Thanks in anticipation!

 Seems I have touched on a sore point rooitwit! Bwahahahhahahahaha
Man you are a vulgar oak!Get over the jealousy rooitwit it' s consuming you!

Rooinek, that was a very enjoyable read and I'm glad to gain some insight on Moffie. I tried hard not to cringe when you were explaining "Moffie's pad" but it was too much and I find myself i n complete agreement with you on Mozart being the most detestable character I've come across on the internet. 

What rubbish Cheaser.

If the point that you . . . errrrmmmm . . . "touched" was sore, then I'm guessing Moffie needs some kind of treatment for haemerroids.
More breath mints, Baboon-ou . . . please!

 Sies man you are a disgusting cockroach! 

All things considered, I think I'd rather be a cockroach than a sycophantic and obsequious arse-licker.

 This cockroach is dead rooitwit. He was killed by the green eyed monster jealo usy!

Okay, correction . . . I'd rather be a dead cockroach than be a sycophantic and obsequious arse-licker.

So this is what the Historical Society says about the "pseudo mansion", which just for the record you brought up RooiAAS, not me:

"The original Frederick-Law-Olmsted-designed grounds in the English-garden picturesque style were redone in the Italian villa mode -- a multi-leveled dramatic rectangular garden court leading south from the house to the garage with long grape-arbors defining the east and west. In the front, stately high brick walls, and with softening from tall shrubs, enclose the lawn and impressive forecourt. The result, in scale and in felicity, was commensurate in achievement with other oil-driven commissions of the age .
The estate stands  with Howard Shaw's own "Ragdale" on North Green Bay Road but perhaps with no other peers in Lake Forest in combining very high degrees of historical, architectural, and cultural significance which are continued into the present."

Olmsted was the landscape  architect  who designed Central Park. Plastic trees.....hahaha. These gardens are visited by the national Garden Conservancy every year we invite them.
 RooiAas you are among the rare class of liars who dont mind lying even if the  audience knows they  are lying. But it is a filthy habit.
And now the gig is up and its game, set and match again.

...and the winner of the pissing contest is....nobody cares!!!!

 
Being an elderly 67er, this tail gunner needs a few minutes to build up the required pressure to squeeze a few drops out.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he were to be found standing in front of the urinal for hours on end, dazed and confused as to his whereabouts, wondering why he finds his shriveled pecker in hand.

Hope the poor dear doesn't end up pissing on himself.

Hell of a thing getting old. 

 CC and DA, are you bored? I'm trying to think of something witty to say, but I'm lost for words. Any tips?

Once again CC produces the prostate thing....he seems to be terrified by it. Early onset enlarged prostate is my guess ....not unkown with baldies.