the NH boreathon continues

Ah so its only the Yanks that could manage this, why is that?

Higher aesthetic standards

Nice one Moffie!!

American versus English  teeth. A sticky toffee and a ciggie  if you can spot the Brits....hahaha.

I'm neither horsey nor painted, thanks Mozart, but I'm glad to hear that you like the slightly more mannish looking woman. That says a lot really.

As for teeth, no, you're a little off the mark on that too. But living in a country such as America, which is full of the plastic and the false, anything decent and natural must be a little disconcerting for you and your little shiny moon face :) 

So South African girls are mannish?

Becs dont worry chances are Moffie has probably lied about who those teeth belong to anyway - its his style.

But best of all, British dental work is forever and hey this man says he is degree educated - oh boy!!

As for you English girls, you are just as lovely as the Saffa's with added advantage of having far better accents.

Better accents? Well you don't like the SA accent and Becs thinks our girls are mannish.  I guess if you are mousey and SA girls are athletic, they have to be mannish.

Nope there is nothing attractive about SA accents and I am twice the man you are - twig snap springs to mind

Nothing attractive about accents......well certainly nothing attractive about yours. ...Eastern Cape with a false put on English veneer. 

But do stop exaggerating. I'm  175 lbs, you are 230lbs. That's not twice! You do have a low centre of gravity though.

Bloody hell what a laugh, my 15 year old is bigger than you and he is of average size amongst his team mates. You really are a whimp - my son would give you a good slap.

Last time I checked, 97kg was 213lbs but then again we know how much you like to lie, just another to add to the daily list.

Wow what a weed you are, I reckon tiny Becs would be a good match for you - 6ft ish and 79kg is girlish

And that with a comb-over.

That is so darn funny!!!!

Still cracks me up everytime I think of it!!

Yeah that night I met him, it was windy and that comb-over was anything but over!!

Actually ... 179lbs is pretty healthy for a man around 6ft.

At any age.

Maybe slightly underweight but a darn sight better than 230lbs at 5ft 10.

I'd rather be a tad on the skinny side than obese ... waddling along with a belly seems to be the norm nowadays. 

It disgusts me ...that's why i train 5 days a week and run every second day.

In the end it's not about the weight ... rather about the body fat.

So ... is your 15 year old son a bit chubby around the midriff? 

Yeah right, 79 kg is a bloody weed and at 6ft ish makes him more of a weed.

Who is 5ft 10 and 230lbs?? You adopting the Moffie bullshit angle - or is that your finger up your arse?

My son is anything but chubby - has spent the last year in the gym and only has one day a week where he is not involved with rugby. He does have his dad's build, plays 10 and is somewhat dwarfed by his team mate who stands at 6'8 and weighs 111kg

My … my … a little sensitive I see.

I guess your reaction answers my question.

You are part of the norm, huh?? Sporting a belly and that with no shame, right??  Like my neighbour.

Finger up my butt ???  … well at least I can get my finger to my butt … how about you?

Do you and your chubby son take turns in wiping each other’s butts?

Hmmm??

I mean, no matter how hard you try ... you just can’t seem to reach all the way around, hey Davey?

Shame!! How awful.

You do realise that this is all self inflicted ... ?

Why would you do that to yourself?

Perhaps you should put down that beer ... cut the carbs and sugar ... and go buy yourself a pair of running shoes.

Becoming fit is probably the greatest favour you can ever do for yourself.

Time to hit the road, Jack!!

So claptrap, you base all this on what exactly, let me guess, your well trained arse??

De Flatus, your answer seems incomplete.

KKK, what you yapping about?