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bluebokPro3,977 posts
17 Oct 2018, 08:10
#41
17 Oct 2018, 08:10#41
Cloudy, "the biggest LIAR on the board". You seem very sure of yourself? I think guys like Moz and Mike would have a very different opinion on who holds that title. Hell, there are even whole threads dedicated to the subject!!! 
Plum...but you have sex with one sheep! LOL. Just stoking the fire. Okay, ya'll can keep at it. I'll just observe and chuckle.  
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WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Oct 2018, 09:34
#42
17 Oct 2018, 09:34#42

Ka pai indeed Cloudster.

Blue bok plum doesnt have sex with sheep ,its GOATS or upgraded sheep as he likes to call them the wee giddy goat.And he refuses to share them even with his besty beendork.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Oct 2018, 10:30
#43
17 Oct 2018, 10:30#43

Hahaha

Oh the idiocy of it all.

Silly tit is given the perfect opportunity to back up her accusation. 

Has no ability to do that since her accusations are patent lies.

What is her response?

Make up yet more garbage and calls me a LIAR in return...on the basis of? 

Wait for it...

Haha me using foul language at Wardad!!!

Here you simple minded pleb , I'll try put it in simple English.

If Wardad was a man or a woman, it would make no difference. If he were to insult me then I'd insult him similarly, regardless of his gender. 

Oh fuck, I think even that simple scentence may have flown right over your bumpkin head.

Alas. 

Based on the way you argue, my guess us that you have the mental age of about 12.

Which kinda makes this child abuse.

You really are too simple for this. Sorry.

Still, I'm waiting for you to post the threads that back up you ACTUAL lies.

Shameless and thick. 

Whatta combo.

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WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Oct 2018, 12:21
#44
17 Oct 2018, 12:21#44

Whats that goat boy ? Nah you dont use foul language eh?

How shameful having to count beanbrain as yer only bud .

So when you "upgrade " from goats what do you go to ? Cows ? Horsies ? You best fing a step ladder in any case .

I do enjoy annoying you especially seeing as you dont annoy me in the slightest you wee giddy goat you

Oh and you do know if you post something and claim it as true the onus is on you to prove it ya wee little man you ? Like your so called hit on Louw by Maccaw that only you see ,you have to prove it and that second supposed hit which was discredited by pretty much everyone including the Boks ,and nearly tackling someone isnt well anything is it Goat-boy .

Now off you go and dont forget to tell it to put the lotion on its skin 

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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
17 Oct 2018, 12:38
#45
17 Oct 2018, 12:38#45

Wow Plum, look at the depths to which you have sunk. Not a good look mate.

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
17 Oct 2018, 13:04
#46
17 Oct 2018, 13:04#46

JW have you ever noticed or commented on what a that foul mouthed freak warped DUD is. His obscene language is of the very worst i have seen on the board and is consistently bad.

The kbbs are not know for their objectity. Plum response in kind and poor warped DUD starts wailing away how unfair it is. The other kbbs join in the chorus but have NEVER ever sav d a word about the dvsgusting twit warped DUD!!!! Sheer hypocrisy!

Jw don't you know any good jokes about how weird KBBs are. See if you can top what i have posted!

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
17 Oct 2018, 13:40
#47
17 Oct 2018, 13:40#47
Why are there more sheep in Australia than there are in New Zealand? Because they'd rather be f***ed than eaten! 
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Oct 2018, 14:38
#48
17 Oct 2018, 14:38#48

JW

Here is a chronological order of my sinking...

1) Say anything negative about the ABs or NZ, regardless of how objective it is.

2) Get personally insulted by a gang of rabid kiwis about a variety of things and along numerous channels.

3) Get accused of being a sexist and have lies made up about me. Request proof...none is forthcoming.

4) Respond in kind with some personal attacks of my own. Attacks that are not an ounce worse than those that were slung by your countrmen first.

5) Watch more Kiwis jump on the bandwagon about how unfair and unnecessary this all is.

6) Am told I've sunk very low.

Now, if you'd like, I'll populate those headings with PROOF that that is exactly the order that this has happened in. 

Strangely, I'm not in any way adverse to proof/evidence.

Why? 

Because I know it's there. And i also know it's on my side.

This all started because your boy WD...defended a blatant high shot from Richie McCheat on Louw. A shot that directly lead to neck surgery.

Go back to that thread and look who started chucking around insults...And how quickly the wholesome little LIAR Cloudy jumped on the bandwagon with her snide bullshit.

And I'm just supposed to take it?

So really, what you are saying is that a kiwi player can commit a filthy tackle on a Bok, and if any SA poster here comments on it, then he WILL ACCEPT the personal insults that follow.

IE bring attention to any foul/dangerous play by a kiwi and you are fair game. Just accept the insults.

And I've sunk low?

Are you fucking kidding me?

This is a good look for me BTW. 

It's a look that says screw that rabid dogs that want to defend filthy play.

It also says don't start chucking insults around if you're gonna piss in the corner when they come back your way.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Oct 2018, 14:54
#49
17 Oct 2018, 14:54#49

"For what purpose plum.....so I can endure more of you insults."

Here we go...victim card about to be played.

Everyone ready...

My guess is it's gonna victim card followed by tantrum card.

Do us a favour and finally show the evidence of where I tried "RUN YOU OFF THE BOARD WITH CC BACKING ME UP."

It's becoming rather obvious right now that it never happened.

Since you won't provide the evidence, I'll try another approach.

You mentioned that MoZ, JW and others stepped in. Also that everyone remembers it.

So let me ask everyone else. 

Do any of you have any knowledge of or in any way remember me ganging up with CC to run this poor victim off the board.

My memory ain't perfect but I have zero recollection of it and I'm 99% positive it never happened.

But I could be wrong. So I'm asking for evidence.

Cloudy won't shed any light on it. And she's accused men of this before. 

So can any of you please post the thread, of recount your memory of it.

And I talked not the thread where I asked why kiwis can never take criticism. 

In that thread...from around six months ago, she also accused me of trying to run her off the board. 

Also, I don't believe CC posted anything on that thread either. 

Ball's in your court kiwis.

Back your girl's words up with evidence.

EDIT: By the way...Here is that thread.

https://www.ruckersforum.com/v2/?question-for-the-kiwis&threadid=25794


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WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Oct 2018, 14:55
#50
17 Oct 2018, 14:55#50

Were supposed to take your nonsense goatboy ?That blatant high shot around the chest that one ? And you still wont say a word about your second claim eh goatboy ? Bit quiet on that .

Cat got your tongue ? Or is it some other four legged critter ?

Like I said goatboy show us something like Hores cheap shot on the Welshman or Loes hitting Carrozza and I dont have a problem,but Barrett nearly tackling someone ? And a ches t high tackle ? Plus that supposed hit on louw in 2015 was some shit by Brian Moore which was instantly discredited .

So goatby show me a still of Maccaw hitting Louw chest high ,and notice how I cant be arsed pulling up the long list of foul play by Boks that you seem to ignore .

Go on goatboy just one still shot I dare you.

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WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Oct 2018, 15:19
#51
17 Oct 2018, 15:19#51

Its getting a bit old innit ,if he at least had a sense of humour or could come up with something slightly humorous or interesting that might be fun,

But its sad having to constantly take the piss out of him and laughing  at goatboys slow witted ripostes that have now devolved to beandokishness.

Like beating up a one legged goatherd in n arsekicking competition.

Bored now.

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WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Oct 2018, 15:34
#52
17 Oct 2018, 15:34#52

When they post the same tiresome crap over and over I just switch off and skim past their ravings ,I cant be arsed reading that CCs garbage as its just the same tiresome twaddle same for beanbrains crap 99% of the time.

Bit I do enjoy annoying goatboy so I might keep sticking it to him for a wee bit more.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Oct 2018, 15:50
#53
17 Oct 2018, 15:50#53

Well Cloudy

I know you'll NEVER substantiate your total BS accusation of being victimised and run off the board. 

That's why I've asked those others that you mentioned to step in and try salvage some respectability for you.

At this point, I'm kinda hoping they do come up with some evidence. 

I feel kinda bad for you being so severely exposed.

Bad enough that I'd eat some embarrassment if it means you get to save a little face.


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WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Oct 2018, 15:54
#54
17 Oct 2018, 15:54#54

See ya goatboy ,save those toenail clippings to make yer new four legged playmate ,just make one with little stumpy legs so you wont tire yerself out.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Oct 2018, 16:04
#55
17 Oct 2018, 16:04#55

Nah WD

You got it wrong again. Kinda habitual for you.

I donated those to a good doctor that promised to populate an island that nobody cares about with a few sub-humans.

He said it was for a good cause. 

It's only now, after all these years, that I fear he may have done a pi ss poor job. 

What's the category below "sub"?

Science doesn't really have a word for it.

Telling, really.

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WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Oct 2018, 16:10
#56
17 Oct 2018, 16:10#56

Gee wizz goatboy you really need work on your "humorous " patois.

Just throwing words at the screen is not really funny but a D- for using spellcheck is in order I guess ,isnt there an ap you could use as I feel im wasting my time if you cant come up with something ,anything that might at least raise the tiniest of smirks.

Ta Ta Goatboy !

PS is it true your the reason the billy goats are so gruff ?

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Oct 2018, 16:21
#57
17 Oct 2018, 16:21#57

What's the spellchecker for personality called?

You know, then one that draws a big red line under your shortcomings?

You get an F for failing to ever turn it on.

Too busy turning on those sheep while dreaming about goats. 

Man's only got so much time and so many fingers huh WD?

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
17 Oct 2018, 20:53
#58
17 Oct 2018, 20:53#58
I have another movie suggestion . . .
My Cousin Vinny: The heartwarming story of the 49 year old Tongan prop who took his son's place in the England rugby team. Bit far-fetched for sure but I know of at least two half-wits who would definitely buy it!
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WardadPro6,663 posts
18 Oct 2018, 07:07
#59
18 Oct 2018, 07:07#59
I dunno Rooie ,at least he might want to play and not look to get red carded for a bit of a rest ,besides its England so .....Whats that Goatboy ? You ran outta fingers counting sheep or goats or geeps or whatever ?So when you upgrade your GGF do you go cashmere or angora ?
Give up boy your really shite at this.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 10:01
#60
18 Oct 2018, 10:01#60

Hahaha 

So what's the Daily Sun saying today there Jim?

Remember what I told you about those crosswords and your(not you're) self confidence.

Also, try keep your mouth shut while you read. I know it's tough making sense of the words if you can't whisper them to yourself. You have to try though.

Funny when a sheep shearer projects his sexual fantasies and aspirations onto others. Funnier still that he thinks we buy it hahaha hahaha!

You with the sheep is like Cloudy with the lies.

I also note that nobody presented any evidence in her defense. 

Not a single comment from JW, Moz or anyone else about how they had to intervene when myself and CC tried to "run her off the board".

Here I was, according to her , thinking this was common knowledge.

Looks pretty bad huh?

Monroe's experiment surely has failed.

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WardadPro6,663 posts
18 Oct 2018, 10:11
#61
18 Oct 2018, 10:11#61

Your just not that funny ,you try hard but you just lack the wit goatboy .

After all your the one who said he wanted to keep all the wee goats for himself didnt you ? Did you at least get a "pretty "one ?

" A bridge too far "  goatboy tries to get rid of  a troll but just ends up getting all gruff 

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 10:28
#62
18 Oct 2018, 10:28#62

WD

You think I'm trying?

Fucking hell son!

Very few things sadder than a halfwit with an exaggerated sense of self esteem.

Arrogance and idiocy. Such good pals.

Haha just like you and Cloudy.

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WardadPro6,663 posts
18 Oct 2018, 10:34
#63
18 Oct 2018, 10:34#63

So when do we see your best goatboy ? are you saving it for open mike night at the chuckle hut ?

So who is arrogance and idiocy ,your new upgraded goats ?

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WardadPro6,663 posts
18 Oct 2018, 10:36
#64
18 Oct 2018, 10:36#64

And you feeling sad for your besty beandork or you navel gazing again ?Get that lint out while yer at it theres a good little goatboy.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 10:49
#65
18 Oct 2018, 10:49#65

One doesn't get the good cutlery out for scubs of your ever low and lowering standard.

Much better to both educate and feed you by hand.

#stopthedroolfool

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 11:17
#66
18 Oct 2018, 11:17#66

So many ASSumptions there Clumsy.

Heard of Occam's razor?

Try this, one simply idea.

You lied and nobody can back you up.

Liar.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 11:19
#67
18 Oct 2018, 11:19#67

Occam's razor the problem-solving principle that the simplest solution tends to be the right one. When presented with competing hypotheses to solve a problem, one should select the solution with the fewest assumptions.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 11:26
#68
18 Oct 2018, 11:26#68

And since you take such massive offense to being insulted and use the level and quantity of insults to judge a person's character...would you like me to pull up a chronological list of every last insult that has gone back and forth between us?

I doubt you'll want that.

Because your own reasoning will determine you to be a lowlife.

Are you able to put a single foot right? It's not rocket science.

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WardadPro6,663 posts
18 Oct 2018, 11:32
#69
18 Oct 2018, 11:32#69

Include your insults to Cloudy from you if you want gostboy ,bit of a sad arsed thing to do but away you go .

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WardadPro6,663 posts
18 Oct 2018, 11:42
#70
18 Oct 2018, 11:42#70

Beano was absolutely distraught !It had to be here somewhere but the last time he saw it was on the way back from church .He had taken it out of the car after he stopped to berate and seermonise two bulls for befouling the lords day with SEX ! Worse than that it was with EACH OTHER !!And he had left the family bible on the car roof !

Off he went to search but no luck so off home he went his spirit as low as Paul Carrozas nose under the evil Loe one .

At his door was a goat with wonder of wonders the FAMILY BIBLE IN ITS MOUTH !

"Its a MIRACLE " he cried !"Not really  'says wee Plumbob-goatpant s, 'Your name and address was written inside the cover "

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 14:14
#71
18 Oct 2018, 14:14#71

Still waiting for anyone, anyone at all to provide any evidence of the lie that i tried to chase you off the site.

LIAR!

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 14:53
#72
18 Oct 2018, 14:53#72

Here you silly creature.

https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/rugby/-moz-the-tackle-situation-with-sbw-/25575/

A post that I went out of my way to make. Where i clearly state that a poor call cost you a series win over the B&I Lions.

I lay out exactly why i think SBW and the ABs were hard done by and that it ruined the game, and the series.

You will also note, that my supposed cohort in CC completely disagrees with the post and the point i'm making.

Wow, such partners in crime we are. So well co-ordinated in our scheeming.

That is about a million times better than a hollow bloody congradulations.

Allow me to pre-empt you:

Plum you made this post for the sole purpose of trying to seem like an objective rugby fan, knowing it was a sly scheme that you would be able to rely on in the future to make yourself seem unbiased.

Plus you never actually said the word "congradulations on the draw" so it doest count.




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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 14:56
#73
18 Oct 2018, 14:56#73

How about this one...

https://www.ruckersforum.com/v2/?so-the-real-rugby-started-this-weekend&threadid=25332

You'll notice how i say that if i could have my way we'd have all our teams coached by kiwis.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 15:00
#74
18 Oct 2018, 15:00#74

Oh, and how about this one...

https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/rugby/congratulations-kiwis/27680/

Where you will note that not only did i congradulate your team...but i even paid them some extra compliments in saying that...

"On the positive side, they've had some of their weaknesses showed to them and have ample time to rectify things. They no doubt will do exactly that."

Starting to feel stupid yet?

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 15:04
#75
18 Oct 2018, 15:04#75

Now you have two options Clumsy...

1) Claim that everything above is entirely sly and disingenuous.

or

2) Take it for what it is. IE Objective congradulations & discussion.


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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 15:19
#76
18 Oct 2018, 15:19#76

The first two i posted are not congradulations.

The last one i posted is EXACTLY what you asked for.

Here it is, again!

https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/rugby/congratulations-kiwis/27680/

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 15:24
#77
18 Oct 2018, 15:24#77

"You pull up a thread where you have congratulated the All Blacks on a job well done. Any game, any time I don't care just one post where you actually gave credit where it was due. Straight up, genuine congratulations and I will take back everything I ever said."

Here it is...

https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/rugby/congratulations-kiwis/27680/

I eagerly await further backtracking...it's inevitable.

I posted these three threads...because they show

a) Defending your players/teams against unfair decisions.

b) Much respect for your kiwi coaches.

c) The congradulations you asked for.

You asked for something and i not only gave you what you wanted but a whole lot more.

Go on...back track some more. Make up some further imaginary retroactive rules to what you initially said.


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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 15:29
#78
18 Oct 2018, 15:29#78

Whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZERO, and i mean ZERO honour or pride in your own words!

What a complete joke!

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 15:32
#79
18 Oct 2018, 15:32#79
Tantrum time...



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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2018, 15:35
#80
18 Oct 2018, 15:35#80

I thinkyou will find that we lost to you in the RC of 2018, some weeks ago...we came second, no?

And i congradulated you on winning the competition. IE us not winning it...but rather you winning it instead.

Shameless. Absolutely shameless!

I now see what i am dealing with!

Never mind. Don't take back your words.

You can't take back meanigless things anyway.

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