Vissers Vissies v Ulcers

Not sure I'll watch the entire game but if my eyes don't drip blood too much I may stick around for a while.

Okay, we overlapped but you have me by a few seconds. This is the official string

Easy peasy for Ulster

Hiya Moz

Not a good start for the Sharks

7-0 after 6 minutes.

That's okay, Juju will save them

That bump off from AE...man he is strong!

Jurenzo doesn’t pass, Esterhozen dominates

Such a waste having Hooker on the wing.

For me, he'd be at 13 next to AE.

Not a good day for streams. Got a potato VHS one going.

Juju's man gets outside him.

10-0 U.

10-0...

Vissies already in a hole.

Their breakdown sucks.

Hooker almost makes a try from an enthusiastic kick-off chase

And now everybody leaves it to Hooker to take the high ball...lol that was funny

Masuku's kick straight up in the air, Hooker saves his face. Juju drops a pass.

Jeez man. Jizzo misses tackles, easily beaten on the outside and once again can't catch

Julius’ hands not up to it.

Sharks only team to play in reverse

Masuku's penalty off the uprights. Ulster have their own midget at 15 to counter Edwill.

Kok too fast for Esterhuizen down the touchline, Ulster scores again. Juju again can't make a telling tackle and allows Lowry the offload to Kok.

Another white player rejected by the saarks comes home to show what the missed.

Oh well, black wash continues

Werner scoring for the Mongs now.

Horrible defence from the Sharks...damn that was bad

17-0

Werner kok moers Jizzo in touch

Julius fails to prevent the offload…..Werner steams through fully committed …enjoyable player

Lowry the smallest dude on the field probably and he holds off Juju with ease to make the offload. Come on, man.

Julius smeared by Werner

And maak as zol Mpimpi gets moered by kok

Shame I feel like we're picking on Juju...but we were told that he is far better than Hooker haha

Big scrum Sharks. They fumble again in the backline as Edwill drops the pass.

We won't be picking on him if he carries his weight. Terrible so far.

Ball somehow pops out of that maul with no Shark aware of it. Mbonambi turned over in contact.

Little Irish ref has figured out our goal kicking is suspect, so he can actually penalize Ulster.

Best chance of the half...failed maul and then braindead phases and the Sharks lose the ball.

15 minutes left in the half and the Vissies have done nothing

Kolisi passively standing at the back of the ruck while Ulster wins the penalty off Bongi.

Papzebeth gets handed off by DA Kok

Kok away from Mapimpi.

Dave about to Jizz over Jizzo line break. Papzebeth knocks on

Juju with a bit of a run. Crowd can't control themselves. He is quite effective with some space to attack.

Juju gets through but gets pulled back and AE backs him up until Even eventually knocks

Julius with space almost slips through..,,not quite fast enough to make it pay.

Problem for Juju is that De Klerk is the same type of player but way faster and much better sense of the game.

Those little breaks have to turn into tries if Juju wants to become a Bok

Doak apparently waiting for Christmas to feed the scrum