Vissers Vissies v Ulcers

Masuku gets them a lineout 5 again off the scrum penalty. Mauly mauly time and Captain Talisman Courageous goes over.

8 minutes left in the half and the Sharks with an attacking lineout...the need a score here

Why opponents can’t scrum is a mystery.

Kolisi finishes of the maul move!

What are the odds of Masuku converting...

He misses

5-17

Masuku aiming for the corner flag on the left but pushes it right, which still ends up left of the poles.

Lowry past Juju. He can't handle the little squirt.

Hooker mopping up again after Jizzo misses another tackle

Julius easily beaten again

Orie needs to settle down, his mouth is running non stop and now he's pushing at a player.

"lacklustre first half from the Sharks" says the commentator. More like lacklustre few years.

20-5 U

This Sharks teams sucks!

I swear Plumtree is being paid by NZ rugby to sink one of our big franchises

The gave him the Susie tee

More like the Darks can't play. So many quota players in this team

Terrible kick chase Mapimpi as Lowry just snaps the ball unopposed. Sharks are just sloppy out back. And no Mike, it has nothing to do with Esterhuizen.

Mike will have a field day, AE is playing kak too

Lineout steal Sharks. Good delay on the pass Esterhuizen , space for Mapimpi. And then a kak pass from Masuku to Esterhuizen to tank another opportunity. How hard is it to not pass over the top of your center's head?

KC no one can come away looking good in this shambles.

Masuku had a mare in the first half.

Another member of the Dave Bok Radar. Then again, who isn't.

The Sharks just look terribly coached.

They must be, the majority of them are Boks but they spend periods looking like amateurs.

Crazy

Edwill stirring some excitement but again the Sharks can't protect the breakdown and concede the penalty.

The Sharks just look terribly coached.

Whoever thought Plumtree should get another season after the last needs their heads chopped. Guess he has a contract but buy him out ffs.

Wh at a pah etic firs half performance, Even Hooker shouted at the pathetic backline performance of the backline players to get the ball, Esterhuien was articularly bad. When Utser scored heir first try Estehuizen nowhere to be defending he when te ball as touched down for the try he was trotting along and did not reach the 22 meer yet, Then he midsed a tackle on Kok - try for Ulster,

Then the Sharks attack and the sytreme magnifically strong Estehuizen got the ball andcould not ground it - tata went the try.

Could not help it. The Sharks on the attack and the out-of-position Estehuizen knocked on the ball.on - pathetic show by the Sharks thus far in the match despite absolute control by the forewards the backs fucked up royally whenever the ball reached it, The only backline try scored when the Scummie made aa wide oass to Mapimpi - passing it to inside players would have been a disaster.

Decide to stop watching the BS.with the score 34-19.

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We need some fetchers

Starting the half with a penalty.

Still 5-20 as Mongs miss the kick

This could get ugly.

LOL, Grant throws the ball straight to Ulster. Everyone is looking like an amateur in this setup.

Nice Eben.

Pressure on the 9 wins the Sharks a scum in an attacking position

Ulster barely needs to tackle, they can just sort of hang around and wait for the Sharks to fuck it up on their own.

The ref looks like David Mitchel from Peep Show and WILTY haha

Scrum penalty coming up

All this pressure starting with Eben hunting the 9.

First scrum demonised...another scrum now 10m out.

The adrenaline dump of the Sharks don't get points here...

That offload by Andre almost worked to get Mapimpi away as he occupied the entire inside defense, just not accurate enough.

Sharks scrum walks Ulster back again and the big pass over the top from Grant to Mapimps gets the try. If they couldn't score from there off that scrum they might as well have packed it up. Masuku nails the conversion, 20-12 U.

Mapimpi!!!!

Damn that scrum is hot.

Ulster spines looked in danger there!

Nice Finish by the Pimp

Great take Edwill.

Officials now trying to weaken the Sharks scrum by getting Koch off. Through the horizontal on the tackle, he did put him down softly but the yellow is out. That's just tanked their biggest strength.

Oh no...yellow card

Vince off for lifting all 15kgs of him beyond the horizontal

Pimp may be old, but he’s in great shape, I’d take him over those NZ wings any day,

It was probably like picking up an empty milk box when you think it's full for Koch there.