Voetsek is Dave Stupid

How do we know for sure? Nobody else makes this spelling mistake:

your prejudice is "shinning" bright
Different name, same stupid ideas.

 Come now Moz lets not publicise the matter like this.
We are trying to get S a ff ex back on the board. At least he is with us even if not officially. You know how you would miss him!!

Beeno: we have been trying to tell you this in a subtle way. Moz, I recommend we take a less subtle approach.
Communicating with Beeno         
Fortunately, h e always bounces back. Is it a matter of density?

 Voetsek, ou maat, met 'n naam soos daardie neem ek aan dat jy n Afri-kaans sprekende outjie is. So moenie jou steur aan die ouens wat dink dat jy daardie ongeskikte vuilbek mamparra is wat glo veronderstel is om 'n regsgeleerde te wees. Ek vetrou dat ons nog kopstukke gaan gesels in Die Taal.

Well, regardless of who this chap is, at least he isn't trying to make excuses for players and outmoded tactics that will cost you dear for the future if you don't act soon !! 
Please don't make the mistakes we have in the past. 
We are only just beginning to catch up with things now !  

Well said Becs Meyer made a wrong turn. The red lights really flashed when wee matfiled was recalled!! That certainly got me very worried.
My afrikaans is very limited but is ou cerudunce windpomp speaking of himself - daardie ongeskikte vuilbek mamparra isThose underlined words are the give away? 

 Wrong Mof fie

 S a f f ex is back!  Thanks Ed!

No Fat Man, nobody can garble the English language like you...Voetsek is Dave Stupid.

Ah so now I post as saffex and voetsek ok, who am I to disagree with you, I mean Jan was to blame for that try. I bow down to your superior knowledge. Voetsek I am!!

Oh thank goodness you are back ! 
I was about to die without you  

Told ya.  

Welcome back DaveS. Learn how to swear in Die Taal and soon you can continue where you left off with your postings.  

Was I voet sek or was I not is the question.

Stop being so obsessed with yourself Fat Man, your departure was not something to crow about.  

 WTF???? I dont understand this at all? But fuckin funny though!

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September 07, 2014, 22:57:11 Ah so now I post as saffex and I am a Donkey ok, who am I to disagree with you, I mean Jan was to blame for that try. I bow down to your superior knowledge. I am a Donkey I am!!

Ha ha ha ! 
Oh this is great. 
I think the Ed is enjoying himself here !!  

 Seems I was missed old man but not by a wanker like you - as if I give a toss about you.
As for what I said I stand by it 100% and add 10% - fuck you old man

Dave I could care less what a rancid, second rate divorce lawyer thinks of me. 

 The feeling mutual old timer - you speak so much shit that the lies are now your reality. Who the f are you anyway - nobody to me other than an old twat on his last legs who's points on rugby mirror his age.
How's poor Denise

Hahaha, who is to say you will outlast me Defattus, with your stratospheric body mass numbers. How's the Bar treating you? 

You know nothing of my mass old timer. Ah let me guess - would that be another one of your lies or is this one a reality? 
I just know you are bloody old and there is no reversing that sad fact.

No I'm 67 and quite fit. You are 45 or so, and when we walked briskly in London you were panting like a knackered horse. I was worried about you and tried to advise you to clean up your act. Sadly you took it awry. But man you are a porker, and occasional shower wouldn't go amiss.  

 Love is in the air....
Everywhere I look around!

 Geez 67 that is worse than I originally thought ...I feel more for you now shit.....67
So I was panting was I......Moffie are you saying I was fat unfit and dirty when we met?

Could I make it any clearer?  

 The more things change..........sigh

Hahaha, don't stand down wind from this guy.  

 Sadly it just exposes you for the sad liar that you are unless of course I miraculously lost weight and had a bath at the time I met Mike, Rooi and Becs on numerous occasions.
Is there any chance you could be lying?

Well yes, you certainly must have changed quite a bit every time you and I have met !!  

 Yep Becs the only problem is that the old timer is too stupid to realise when he has been outed. It's obviously an age thing.
But nice to see the old fool making a twit of himself.

 Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Dawie, give us your latest Bok team ........ always good for a laugh .

 Blob at least I have a team what do you contribute on this site....that's a serious question?

Well I am Stuck in the Middle, somewhat.....but no-one has yet tried to chop my ear off  
Mr S, I know the truth about you, that's good enough for me !!  

 Yep and would that truth be that I am neither fat, short or dirty. I was sweating a bit after my 154 runs last weekend though....

 Yes Mr S, you are not fat, short or dirty in the sense Mozart keeps implying !!!!  
And I am sure you were very sweaty indeed, a marvellous innings indeed. Well done  

 So moffie was lying again....case closed 

 So when talking mass and density beandorks density would be on par with a neutron star ? [ 1 teaspoon =mount Everest in weight ] Pretty darn thick indeed .

Oh good, Becs says you aren't short( 5'10.5 inches) , fat (220lbs) and she says I didn't get a strong whiff of BO when you  put on the clubs jacket. I'm glad that's all cleared up.

Always here to help. You know that, Mozart