Voetsek is Dave Stupid

 Well done to SA ADMIN!!
Snapster there are easy ways of avoiding trouble. Never argue with Beeno is one of course!If you cant resist swearing use and asterisk *, a dash -- . Take the advice of blikkies and swear in Afrikaans that may help.Also you could try and swear a little less. Take a pill or two to keep calm. Count to ten?Avoid reading too much cereudunce windpomp as that can drive anybody mad. 
Becs you know what to give ou snaspster for Christmas.
Beeno lending a helping hand to an old cyber pal!
PS JW ya halfwit I was onto Voetsek in a flash.   Man ou JW lacks the subtley to catch these moles! 

 Anyway thanks Admin for halting his foulmouthed tirades, making this message board once again a safe environment for the entire family to enjoy .

Beeno....I am not quite sure what you mean ?? 
What on earth should I give Mr S for Christmas ? The options are endless....   

 So who is this Mr Stupid guy and why is he so popular ????

 Becs I would have thought an intelligent sensitive woman like you would have realised Snapster has some hygiene issues? If Moz is to be belie ved.

THE WORDS RANCID AND THE COMMENT DONT STAND DOWN WIND FROM THE GUY ARE TELLING. 
I have heard the some poms are sometimes a little allergic to water and avoid it like the plague? Perhaps ou snapster has fallen into bad ways? 

Beenkop I shower under duress once a month and never take a bath!!! 

 As did the Lizard King !

 Saff man, to be fair, you do look like a greasy, stinky swine.


The lowest one can do is put racist words in anothers mouth. Clearly you are talking through Mozart at your mention of hating blacks.When I met you Dave, you were not the cleanest puppy at the pound..You have language to boot though. Just a dirty son of a b i t c h all round. Appearance, smell, language and around kids! 
I really hope none of what I just said is taken the wrong way. I mean it with all due respect ;-)

 Well except that last bath he took ...

No, Beeno. Whenever I have been with Mr S, he has been absolutely fine and dandy in all aspects of hygiene. 
I'll let you into a secret....he has his own toothbrush and toothpaste and we even use the same type of deodorant, would you believe  Obviously he has the male version and vice versa...but how spooky is that  


As for the English being filthy and dirty. I think that disgusting slur was covered years ago when Sharkie made those accusations at me. Along with the fact that I must be fat, ugly and have no teeth. 

Chicken I know you dream about me all the time......but its a little sad when you start confusing that with actually meeting me......and let me guess, you we cleaning my shoes when Moffie and I met, for I don't recall you being privy to our conversations?  

 Oh so Dave now you gona tell me we didnt meet at the rugby club? I suppose you gona tell me that you werent wearing dirty canvas shoes with a t shirt about 3 sizes too small for you that barely made it over your stomach..
Haha Dave, your'e a liar and a fraud! 

Chicken it would be impossible to forget a prick like you so you work out i f we have met or not.......I don't generally mix with attention seeking paedophiles......so keep dreaming Chicken 

Logic ... I thought you wanted to beat the crud outta him.

How come you never got round to doing that when you guys met?

CC the answers simple........Chicken is just a dreamer living off the scraps  

So he HAS been stalking you after all ?? 
Crikey, Saffex. Was the excitement of seeing his loved one in the flesh too much for him and he just couldn't get the words out ? 
Reminds me of something Nick Drake once wrote....
Know that I love youKnow that I careKnow that I see youKnow I'm not there