Wee Stormers v Kings - live banter

Can the team of diminutive statue defeat the wee Kings? 

 After 15 minutes finally a decent play as an outside back runs through a couple of pathetic tackles to score a try.

 JW it was a fine piece of play by Leyds. 
Glad you are here to see the MIGHTY Stormers. 
We need a proper number 6.

PSDT is active and looks good

 I see these queens are getting a bit uppity. Hiding behind the refs whistle ala nz teams. Ha hahahahahahaha

 Thankfully only a penalty against Elstadt. That wee queen was lucky it wasn' t a real punch. What a a complete twit

 I agree Beeno, you need a proper no. 6 & about 13 other proper players. Still the corrupt rugby system took pity on the wee stormers & gave them an easy schedule so they should win games against SA teams.

 We can also be thankful that nutter rooiwtit wasn't here to comment. It would be raving like a lunatic at Elstadt!

wee stomers playing netball now. What happened to the tough uncompromising forward play that SA was reputed to have? Still a decent try with some good handling & rugby smarts.

 I watched a bit of nz games but got so bored I watched the tennis instead!
How the Reds threw away a winning hand was sad to see!

 Stormers playing low key rugby. Need to put some points on the board. Looking a bit too keen. Composure oaks composure.

Rooi has a great rugby mind & good judgement which is often overlooked by some sabbs

 6 scores supported by some decent passing. Do the wee stormers have a kiwi coach in the mix?

 See that JW!! Class try!!!

 I just realiz ed I am watching a tape and am a few minutes behind the game.As for wee rooi he is still trying to learn the game!! 

 You must have a kiwi skills coach Beeno

Nice try Elstadt.Yes Kebble driving well.3rd try! 

 PSDT's long neck allows him to see over the top of rucks like a meehkat. I'm sure Moz would agree
PSDT taking advantage of his physical attributes
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 JW our rugby was side tracked by bulle rugby. You know ou cerudunce windpomp - well his crowd thought all rugby was about was the high up and under!!

 Yes it helps him look down on wee kbbs!!

 Well, this is turning into a training run for the wee stormers. Glad the rugby administrators showed compassion for those in need & gave the stormers an easy schedule again this year.
Still, one must acknowledge there were a few decent plays in the first half but could they do this against a kiwi team? Very doubtful. 

Duvenage is not up to scratch doesn' t seem to offer anything this far on attack. Vermaak looks like a far better scrumhalf. Look trio is also not right.
Still don't like having three micro light forwards.

 Kebble is a brute on the loosehead.Dont run at their number 6 and go to ground!Great try Robert Du Preez!

 That wee right wing is a decent player for a small man.

 Time to bring on the bench. Its a hot day.

 Leyds is doing well JW but like all wee men suffer against the big boys

 Players like Co ry Jane showed us that small players can do well against big players if they have the skills.

Nice try by queens with ball bouncing perfectly.

 I would bring on the bench.

 Fantastic try from the kings! Well played.

 Have the Kings wafted the Breezers away yet ?

 Wee stormers are like feathers in the wind Wardad but the kiwi coaching has had a very positive impact on them.

 Ref is doing a decent job.

 Great try although long in coming!

 Good try to the stormers. 

 Kings are not a very good team & now bench players are playing it is getting worse for them.

 Well that's it, congrats to the wee stormers. Kings played bravely but don't have the players. SA would be better off with a few less teams.

 Can the team of diminutive statue defeat the wee Kings?  opines ou JW the hapless one!Bwahahahahahahhaha always a laugh a minuteI will ignore ou warped DUD idiocy! Stormers had some good performances but fouled up too many times. Still there is some flair.Not the strongest team selected given injuries and rotation etc
Cant really assess Stormers yet

 That Jap also had a good match last week. He could have banded a few cards though.

 Can the team of diminutive statue defeat the wee Kings?  opines ou JW the hapless one!Bwahahahahahahhaha always a laugh a minuteI will ignore ou warped DUD idiocy!Stormers had some good performances but fouled up too many times. Still there is some flair.Not the strongest team selected given injuries and rotation etc
Cant really assess Stormers yet