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What's up Splingblockers?

Started by Mrs Searle26 REPLIES926 VIEWS· 07 Jul 2022, 17:26
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MS
Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
07 Jul 2022, 17:26
#1
07 Jul 2022, 17:26#1

No confidence in your world class depth? Suposely good enough to field 3 or 4 test level teams but you're shitting yourselves over a second team that includes many players you say are the best in the country and/or world? Fucking chooks are like emus, running at the first sign of trouble. Man up bitches! 

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,230 posts
07 Jul 2022, 17:47
#2
07 Jul 2022, 17:47#2

The world knows the mighty Springboks can field about five test-level forward packs. 

Sure, we have good backs as well - but our forward depth is unrivalled. 
So much so, that if a game is close in the last 30 minutes we are almost guaranteed to win because we can bring test-level players onto the pitch as impact substitutions, while other countries are stuck with 2nd rate replacements.

England stole the Bok's forward coach from the 2019 victory (Matt Proudfoot), but they soon realised it was more than just the coach if the player personnel of England are not up to scratch. 

MS
Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
07 Jul 2022, 19:17
#3
07 Jul 2022, 19:17#3

Bullshit, the world doesn't think shit like that. You ficking arrogant yarpies think you're bigger than you actually are. Small little bit of success and your heads explodes. So, you have about six to eight front rowers that are almost interchangeable. That's it. You have one okay lock who Itoje plays the fool with every time they meet. Loose forwards are patchy as fuck. The jury is out on Roos but what else is there? Wise was MOTM but you all say he is stupid and shit. \So that makes maybe one good eightman. The flanks are dopey fucks and you assholes cant even agree on these bozos which is hilarious when you all say there are many good players in these positions. Your halfbacks are all shit. Cant pass and cant kick accurately. Pollard WAS good but is total balls now. Jantjies is way better. No great centres, no great wings, what options at fullback? Fuck me the cupboard is bare. You yarpies save the bulllshit for the braai talk times. 

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
07 Jul 2022, 20:35
#4
07 Jul 2022, 20:35#4

"You have one okay lock who Itoje plays the fool with every time they meet"

LOL...Fool's Paradise is a real place after all...what's the property market like over there...any bargains in your neck of it?

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,230 posts
07 Jul 2022, 21:05
#5
07 Jul 2022, 21:05#5

Kolbe is arguably the best wing in world rugby... He is the highest-paid one. 
Sure, New Zealand has more depth in their backline, but no country is anywhere close to the forward depth of the Boks. 

England's backs are ok, but nothing special- certainly not better than the Boks.
I doubt they have any backs that would make a world XV, and perhaps not even a B-World XV

If the Boks can win this weekend, it shows the unrivalled depth of the Springboks. 
The cherry on top would be choosing a completely different team for the 3rd test, and still winning. 

New Zealand have been the clear top team for the last 30 years, but South Africa is the country that has ranked most consistently in 2nd place.

Over the last 3 years, most would agree South Africa has been the best team 
World Champions, and IRB rating leader... It does not get much better than that.

However, France is arguably now the best team in the world, with the Boks and New Zealand competing for 2nd place 

France do have to have consistency to win a bigger tournament than the 6 nations. 



MS
Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
07 Jul 2022, 21:08
#6
07 Jul 2022, 21:08#6

Itoje has never failed to have the better of Ebenezer Stooge. Itoje was arguably the player of the Lions series and fucked Ebenezer up! 

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
07 Jul 2022, 21:32
#7
07 Jul 2022, 21:32#7

He can be a nuisance, but he's no match for Eben not even close ...dream on.

MS
Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
07 Jul 2022, 21:35
#8
07 Jul 2022, 21:35#8

Fuck you are a block of rotten wood! Itoje killed Ebenezer. Name one game where Eben had the better of Itoje. Now this I have to see. 

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
07 Jul 2022, 21:37
#9
07 Jul 2022, 21:37#9

"Name one game where Eben had the better of Itoje"

All of them...but you won't get it...plank.

MS
Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
07 Jul 2022, 21:39
#10
07 Jul 2022, 21:39#10

NONE! 

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,230 posts
07 Jul 2022, 21:40
#11
07 Jul 2022, 21:40#11

Todger Mario Brother would not make a world XV. Decent player, but not great.

MS
Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
07 Jul 2022, 21:45
#12
07 Jul 2022, 21:45#12

None of your locks can make any top test side's starting xv. That's the sad fact. Eben will always be a Botha wannabe. A really shitty D grade wannabe. Like a bozo in a karaoke bar pretending to be Pavarotti. 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
07 Jul 2022, 23:33
#13
07 Jul 2022, 23:33#13
Clean Cunt who are you trying to kid that you are not a Saffa - your pathetic little racist jibes was a dead give away Pull the trigger you pathetic fraud
MO
MonsterBokClub Pro442 posts
08 Jul 2022, 10:35
#14
08 Jul 2022, 10:35#14
Little red cock monkey. Did you walk in on a South African with a real man’s cock giving your misus what she’d been clearly lacking since meeting you that you harbor such hate?
MO
MonsterBokClub Pro442 posts
08 Jul 2022, 10:35
#15
08 Jul 2022, 10:35#15
Little red cock monkey. Did you walk in on a South African with a real man’s cock giving your misus what she’d been clearly lacking since meeting you that you harbor such hate?
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
08 Jul 2022, 10:54
#16
08 Jul 2022, 10:54#16

Lol, these international relations are gaining some traction....

MS
Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
08 Jul 2022, 11:23
#17
08 Jul 2022, 11:23#17

BongsterShmuck, I appreciate that you are a primitive little fella so I'll make it simple... these feelings that compel you to insert your nano pickle into the conversation are unrequited. Your overly macho chest beating only worsens your condition. Koro. Good luck with that. 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Jul 2022, 13:49
#18
08 Jul 2022, 13:49#18
Go clean cunt go
BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
08 Jul 2022, 14:02
#19
08 Jul 2022, 14:02#19
Fucking classic. This from a team that couldn’t even beat 14 men. Somebody did a real job on you now grow some balls and admit your team is shit haha Hmm Koro that’s a dead giveaway. English rose eh?? You’re as English as I’m a donkeys ass! Now that I mention donkeys…have you heard the one about the donkey and the rooster Koro?
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
08 Jul 2022, 14:09
#20
08 Jul 2022, 14:09#20

You’re as English as I’m a donkeys ass!

LOL Good one Blackboy.

Actually, he's a waste of space.

MS
Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
08 Jul 2022, 14:28
#21
08 Jul 2022, 14:28#21

You uneducated fuck face. Koro is a psychology definition. Small dick syndrome. Well now we've established you're a donkey's ass I'm fucking English.

LOL Good one Blackboy.

There's a good wee fella. The submissive white Liberal currying favour with a poc. Can't make this shit up! XD



BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
08 Jul 2022, 14:48
#22
08 Jul 2022, 14:48#22
Aww cummon fake rose you can do better than that. The donkey and the rooster look it up piss pot hee haw hee haw
BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
08 Jul 2022, 14:50
#23
08 Jul 2022, 14:50#23
And FYI fuckface Koro is an old man in a certain language you seem to know all too well eeeehhhh Cummon spill the beans
CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
08 Jul 2022, 16:38
#24
08 Jul 2022, 16:38#24
Who's the number 1 test team in the world?Who are the current RWC Champs?

KI
kingcornPro3,695 posts
08 Jul 2022, 17:46
#25
08 Jul 2022, 17:46#25

 Chippo, you have me in stitches, WIFE BEATERS are 5th in the world aka England or broken sweet chariot  

BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
08 Jul 2022, 18:57
#26
08 Jul 2022, 18:57#26
Koro has gone home to shove his wee dick out of his guts. Did you find that ass I mean donkey Koro? Never mind you’ll have something to cry about when Aussie crap all over you this weekend hahaha Yeah and I’d seriously look at doing an anger management course because you definitely got some issues.
MS
Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
08 Jul 2022, 19:45
#27
08 Jul 2022, 19:45#27

Who has 4 out of the last 5 against the "best team in the world"? Fuck yiu dickless soyboys can't even swing and hit by accident. We've got black cocktail weenee van Peepee (Koro for short) shitting out both ends. Got the Splingblock hopefuls all riled up now. Whose the best team in the world? Not South Africa. Who has the edge over South Africa? England. Who is playing shit rugby? South Africa? Fuck me this like shooting guppies in a barrel. 

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