World's best paid Rugby Player

 Back in the day I drove tens of thousands of kilometers out bush heading  shearing sheds .Drank a fair bit too .It was the done thing then for shearers [ drive a 1500k and see how bored you get of the flat monotony of the Aussie bush ] ,didnt do it when I was soldiering and certainly wouldnt now .

 If he and his idiot dogs are going in different directions how would you tell them apart ? On second thoughts dogs dont have receding hairlines and cankles eh Clunty Cankles ?Which one carries the poop scoop Clunty ? On second thoughts dont bother I shant be reading your sh!t .