Would they make your World Cup team

5’9” and 230lbs…and a vocabulary of 4 letter words…..Big Dave.

The best you have is lies old man

Looking down on you Porker….live with it.

Pathetic liar - old man

I never lie. You on the other hand have been lying throughout this string:

Lying about the first scrum

Lying about front row forwards engaging as individuals

Lying about Thomas and Kitshoff being dominant front row scrummagers at test level…at best they have been reliable

Dishonestly lying about all the feedback on Wessels’ final performance

Lying about my age

Lying about your height.

Lies punctuated with obscenities.

Feeling good Porker?

Do any military service Fatty?

You never lie??? Fuck off you pathetic liar - Rooi, Becs and Mike who have met me are on record saying I’m neither short nor fat you fucking pathetic liar

Lying about the first scrum - fuck off it’s not my problem if you are too rugby ignorant to observe an early engage

Evidence from Chat backs my obvious observation that one prop can engage before the other you fucking ignorant fool - not my problem you don’t know the basics of the game - there will be a reason for that - your skinny little arse has never played a meaningful game of rugby in its like - you are clueless

Your take on Kitshoff and Thomas in the scrums is about as accurate as your utterly insulting take on PSDT as a player. Both are dominant scrummagers - Kitshoff for ages, Thomas in his last 3 or so seasons - you don’t make Prem tighthead of the season not being a dominant scrummager you fucking idiot

Feedback on Wessels is a pack of lies if it said the Leinster tighthead destroyed the Bulls frontrow for his 55 min - pack of lies

I have no clue how old you are but it’s closing in on 80 - it’s fucking old any way you look at it. Your ship has sailed it’s heading for the rocks

Have never lied about my height - Becs, Rooi and Mike will confirm that. We can trust in you to lie about my height you sad old man

Drop anchor old man your time is up

Do any military service Fatty?

Yes old man

Isn’t there some sort of height requirement. Maybe you were a cook?

Im guessing if you served, which I doubt, as skinny runts are surplus to requirements, but if you did I’m guessing you carried a Lee - Enfield old man?

‘Search single grannies’…..hahaha….stop revealing your searches on here Dave, it’s embarrassing. I was on a warship we had 4 inch guns and squid launchers. Did they allow cooks to carry weapons?

Was that in the first or second WW?

I dunno there was this fellow Nelson with one arm.