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Official: Total RANKERS - Super Rugby 2019 - Round 2

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Feb 2019, 19:20
#41
18 Feb 2019, 19:20#41
Nope it's just a South African sense of humour....I recommend it to you, it works pretty much everywhere in the world. Even in the Basque region.
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
18 Feb 2019, 19:34
#42
18 Feb 2019, 19:34#42

Clean Cut

Settle....I stated my reason for joining, it's there in my above post, I've also stated my reason for quitting. None of it has anything to do with Moz. What friggin chalenge are you on about....it is all very simple.....pick 3 teams. I'm not knowing of another competition within the competition, I'm not interested in a side show. Is that why your hero Koosie invited me?

Well, that's not what I signed up for.....now just how many times do you want me to repeat myself.

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
18 Feb 2019, 19:46
#43
18 Feb 2019, 19:46#43

Denny is prone to giving up on things ... prone to declining challenges

says the tough talkin knifer.....



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ABasquefanPro2,549 posts
18 Feb 2019, 19:55
#44
18 Feb 2019, 19:55#44

the question was:

"every time you don't know what to answer you are going to come with that stupidity about the sense of humour?"

"Nope it's just a South African sense of humour....I recommend it to you, it works pretty much everywhere in the world. Even in the Basque region."


makes tonn es of sense

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Feb 2019, 20:17
#45
18 Feb 2019, 20:17#45
Turncoat you have surrounded yourself with the Peeper,Pervert and Disbarred lawyer. All of whom you have fought with, insulted, described as total scum......but who are now your only friends on this Board. Tell me again, who has got friendship consistently wrong.....is the penny beginning to drop?
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
18 Feb 2019, 20:18
#46
18 Feb 2019, 20:18#46
"Ed, you can remove my name from the entries after R2....tx."
Translation: I'm coming last so I'm not going to play anymore . . . sniff . . .
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Wonder how much longer Draad is going to last. Dense got some credit for being the only other Servile Gimp to disobey his masssster's wishes but just one stern rap over the knuckles from Moffie and Dense is quickly packing it in and toeing the party line. 
The fact that he's coming stone last and couldn't get one prediction right is also a big factor and I reckon the rugby noob Dense is jumping at this opportunity to save himself further embarrassment.
Hang in there Draad! Just remember, it's all just for fun (well okay, there are test match tickets as well but I suppose Moffie and the Servile Gimps wouldn't have appreciated those as they don't really enjoy rugby) and it's a comp that Ed put some effort into to try and get more involvement from the posters.
Oh well . . . let Dense and Baboon-ou join Moffie, Dumbass and Omlett as the loud-mouthed losers who have a lot to say but don't have the minerals to back up all their big talk. What a bunch of sorry losers.
Hang in there Draad. Don't cave to peer pressure.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Feb 2019, 20:24
#47
18 Feb 2019, 20:24#47
Peeper the Sociopath now currying favour with Draad, who he has insulted every day for months. Just to win a point. He is a winner because he plays Fantasy Rugby.....hilarious. How's the diet Porker?
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
18 Feb 2019, 20:29
#48
18 Feb 2019, 20:29#48
DA you cock tease. After all that you have joined the game anyway! Good man! 
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
18 Feb 2019, 20:33
#49
18 Feb 2019, 20:33#49
Note that the same stinking hypocrite who burst into tears, threw a little vloermoer and tried to wreck the board just because I posted Fantasy Rugby/Prediction game content on non-Fantasy threads is here on this Prediction game thread trying his best to change the subject and not adding any value to the topic that Ed started.
Let's see how often Moffie, DumbAss, Dense, Omlett and Baboon-ou can stay away from threads involving this comp that makes them all tearful and sulky.
I can't actually imagine a bunch of losers who are more petulant and vindictive than these crybabies who bleat about these comps and then spend half their lives talking about the comps they were too gutless to join. It's literally mind-boggling.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Feb 2019, 22:23
#50
18 Feb 2019, 22:23#50
Actually you asked me why I was on this thread and I answered your question. That was a little inconvenient so you just ignored it. As for the 'wrecking of the Board'....that's all your's old chap....you started it, I finished it.
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
18 Feb 2019, 22:39
#51
18 Feb 2019, 22:39#51

"I can't actually imagine a bunch of losers who are more petulant and vindictive than these crybabies who bleat about these comps and then spend half their lives talking about the comps they were too gutless to join. It's literally mind-boggling."

Petulant and vindictive? Requesting that non-rugby be posted in non-rugby sections, as you yourself bemoaned many a time. Petulant and vindictive is stalking people and posting the personal info online. Going to so much trouble, over something so trivial. I literally laugh when I see Haha Rooi pop another vein. My advice: Stop stalking Moz. See a therapist. Find a hobby that can get you out of your bedroom-basement necropolis. Maybe some community service will teach you some basic people skills. Either that, or you can continue to moan about a chess game from 2008 BC, how much you hate people, how bitter and jealous you are of Moz, spout more closet homosexuality, externalized self-hatred slurs and, one of your favourites, moaning about typos as you make scores of your own. I half feel depressed for you, thinking that your life is two-thirds gone. Then I think of my youth, and I feel better. Even more so when I consider I am not a bitter old oaf who takes himself too seriously, hating his own existence. Thanks for the laughs. 

PS: If only your fantasy rugby prowess transferred to the scant "rugby" posts you offer. That's the cherry on the dung-heap. Ende. 

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
18 Feb 2019, 23:25
#52
18 Feb 2019, 23:25#52

Heck ou rooitwit has cracked up big time. The mampara sounds like a 7 year old having a bad day. Hahahhahahahaha - to poor rooitwit ones whole identity depends on whether you play the ranking game. Guess what three teams etc. How fascinating for ou rooitwit who will spend endless hours watching every game and being totally ignorant about anything else.

Anybody read his absurd political takes. The buffoon is still shattered Trump is doing so well and his heroes in the deep state are going down. But he will comfort himself abortion up to term and even infanticide are being advocated. How delightful transgenders are getting the recognition they deserves says ou rooitwit. Go demonrats! You don't get more bent than ou rooijackass!

Bwahahahahahahhaha man this dumbass takes some beating.

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Feb 2019, 01:08
#53
19 Feb 2019, 01:08#53

Herr AugeO, your summation of Koosie is pretty nigh spot-on. Actually Moz noted it decades ago, Koosie has to put others down to feel good about himself.

He'll have you believe it's an act of bravery to register for a fantasy rugby comp. and it's cowards who don't.

Which makes Koosie a brave and tough dude, just like his mutt minder tjommie, no not the gun slinger......the knife slinger that is, who dares to venture an opinion and is too dumb to know to shut the hell up.

Keyboard warriors who wouldn't have survived a week in D6.

And oh I see him jumping up and down because I'm pointless in the competition......let it be noted that I missed R1 only entering in R2 which is yet to be played.


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Feb 2019, 07:20
#54
19 Feb 2019, 07:20#54
No Dense, you're missing the point again.
I'm not saying it takes bravery or guts to enter the Total Rankers comp. What I'm saying is that it takes a lack of bravery or guts to not enter it yet still join threads with the words Total Rankers in the title just to have a little yap at the people who are playing it.
I know you are a bit slow but try to understand the distinction.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Feb 2019, 07:42
#55
19 Feb 2019, 07:42#55
Actually I have to disagree. You accept that bravery is not an issue in entering the competition. But somehow if a non participant discusses something on a Fantasy string, that's ...er...non bravery. Given the abuse he is likely to get, how is that possibly less brave than not participating and not posting on the string. You seem to be very confused, I rather fancy you mean such participation is provocative or insensitive. Not that I agree, I often find snide little digs by you and your toadies on these strings. Now if you could guarantee that wont happen, perhaps we could reach an accomodation. But don't try too hard I'm perfectly okay with the status quo.
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
19 Feb 2019, 07:43
#56
19 Feb 2019, 07:43#56

The fact that he's coming stone last and couldn't get one prediction right is also a big factor and I reckon the rugby noob Dense is jumping at this opportunity to save himself further embarrassment

LMAO

So, just to summarize this....

The one poster who has begged everyone for years now, to join these competitions with him, to have some harmless fun...…. continues to post comments like this one above...…..  to embarrass or make fun of a poster who got zero points in the first round, and he sees absolutely nothing wrong with this at all.

What a fantastic and adult  way to encourage participation from fellow posters

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
19 Feb 2019, 07:55
#57
19 Feb 2019, 07:55#57

Post error



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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
19 Feb 2019, 07:57
#58
19 Feb 2019, 07:57#58

Nope, still an issue


DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
19 Feb 2019, 07:59
#59
19 Feb 2019, 07:59#59

DA you cock tease. After all that you have joined the game anyway! Good man! 

I don't mind some harmless fun like this, and I really don't care or worry about who says what about how well I do...……... but I can't follow the players or teams as close as I normally would in instances like this, because I really don't have the time for that, but CupCake did point out that this is just a simple win or loss prediction game, and it was proposed and created by our resident ED just for the posters here, so I thought, what the hell, I may as well enter, although I know I will miss a few weeks, I wi ll try and enter as many weeks as I can though


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bluebokPro3,977 posts
19 Feb 2019, 08:11
#60
19 Feb 2019, 08:11#60
DA, I watched a total of one and a half games last weekend. I watched the Bulls game, and a few bits and pieces of the Brumbies game. That's pretty much it. I think most folks here only watch a few games per weekend and just see this as a bit of fun. Of course there will be those that view every game and every stat with a magnifying glass, but I think most, like you, view Total Rankers as something to make the tournament a bit more interesting. Anyway, I'm glad you've joined and I hope Denny sticks with it. 
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
19 Feb 2019, 08:19
#61
19 Feb 2019, 08:19#61
Just on Rooiters giving D a hard time about being on 0 after the first weekend. You boys certainly let him have it when he lost to Plum in chess, so I reckon it is just the viscous circle you guys are trapped in going round and round, nothing more. Den, I'm pretty sure that you don't really give a rats arse what Rooiters thinks or says anyway, if you do, you shouldn't. 
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
19 Feb 2019, 08:27
#62
19 Feb 2019, 08:27#62

What I saw was rather different. He raised the chess issue and it backfired. I definitely think he should stick to fantasy rugby, as he has been beaten black and blue on real rugby discussions. He is almost as wrong as Dame Mike! His mouth is clearly too big for him to handle, as it writes a check his backside has to cash. There is a laugh to be had along the way though, so it's all good.   

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Feb 2019, 08:39
#63
19 Feb 2019, 08:39#63
Well, it seems I shamed DumbAss into entering!
Mr "I-don't-have-the-time" suddenly found the time and joined Total Rankers . . . probably when he realised what he dick he looked like yapping away on a thread that was all about a comp he had been too gutless to join up until now . . . so it's good to see that he's caved in almost as humiliating a manner as Trump caved on the government shutdown. 
Well done DumbAss! I can only imagine how hard that must have been for a sensitive little soul like you to swallow your pride and I hope you don't start threatening to chicken out after one round like Dense is doing.
Any other Gimps want to put their little toes in the water? The more the merrier.
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
19 Feb 2019, 08:58
#64
19 Feb 2019, 08:58#64

Well, it seems I shamed DumbAss into entering!

LMFAO

And here he goes again, trying to claim more credit for himself, where no credit is due

Its all about you hey Piss Mint

Nope, sorry to piss on your flames Piss Mint...…

As I quite clearly stated above, it was actually CupCake that changed my mind for me, not you Piss Mint, and whilst most know that me and CupCake don't really get on, I certainly don't have any problem admitting that to him and everyone else here.

Piss Mint, I have told you before that you always make it about you, it's a real shame when you take credit for what others have achieved, but then again, it comes as second nature when you have been doing it your whole life

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
19 Feb 2019, 09:01
#65
19 Feb 2019, 09:01#65

You boys certainly let him have it when he lost to Plum in chess, so I reckon it is just the viscous circle you guys are trapped in going round and round, nothing more.

I hope you are not referring to me here, because I have no idea what you are talking about, and I have not posted anything regarding this.

I posted about Piss Mint's boasts about Denny from long ago, nothing about his games with Plum, not even one.

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
19 Feb 2019, 09:05
#66
19 Feb 2019, 09:05#66
Nah, not specifically you DA. But I know Moz, Denny and Aug gave him a bit of a roasting. 
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
19 Feb 2019, 09:10
#67
19 Feb 2019, 09:10#67

Losser ... "Consistently wrong" ... who says that my friendship with Redneck is a mistake?

You? ... Denny? DumbAss? Poepol?' Draad?

How many posts have I not seen from you lot where my friendship with Redneck is questioned ... ridiculed ... laughed at ... mocked?

How many attempts have I not seen from you lot wanting me to side with you against him ... calling me stupid because I refuse?

Countless.

You even puckered up to me, Moffie ... wanting my friendship ... why? Was it because you genuinely wanted me as a "mate" ... or was it once again only about you ... and your little clan against him ... against Mike? ... and when I refused I became an enemy ... a turncoat.

Your "friendships" on this board are all superficial ... they only exists as long as these toadies keep towing the line ... agreeing with you ... keep supporting your attacks on other posters ... like Mike and Redneck ... like me ... like Dave.

Yes ... Redneck and I have had our differences but that's because we have our own opinions on things. Things like religion ... the existence of God ... racism ... even rugby ... and we stand by what we believe in.

Unlike you lot ... all your Toadies agree with every absurd thing you say ... they don't have a single thought of their own ... just the way you like it. That's what your "friendships" are based on. There is never an argument among you.

A simple example ... you don't want to play this Ruckers game ... because it'll embarrass you ... so you approve and support Denny's cowardly withdrawal ... you support and approve of DumbAss' decision to only make his picks every other week. I'm sure you'll cheer loudly when Draad quits the game.

You are a coward, Moffie ... you need support and any support will do ... just as long as it flatters you.  

So to answer your question ... I respect guys like BlueBok and Plum ... Dave and Mike ... and Redneck ... even Chippo ... cause they have their own opinion on things ... that differ from mine ... and they stand by them ... at times all alone ... and none of them have joined your clan of Toadies.    

I have just one question ... is there a bigger arsehole on this board?


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Feb 2019, 09:10
#68
19 Feb 2019, 09:10#68
Sure, DumbAss. Whatever. Just don't whine like a little baby for the rest of the comp about your first round points because that was your choice.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Feb 2019, 09:52
#69
19 Feb 2019, 09:52#69
I think that Moffie and the Servile Gimps are confusing "boasting about chess" with "correcting Dense's lies about the online games we played" which Dense still to this day claims never happened.
It's a bit like Moffie a year or so ago having a little snigger because I was 13th or something like that in one of the Fantasy Games and me reminding him that that wasn't 13th in the pool out of 20 odd people, it was 13th in the global comp out of 10 000 players and Moffie going all red in the face before sputtering something about there goes Rooinek boasting again.
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
19 Feb 2019, 09:56
#70
19 Feb 2019, 09:56#70

Sure, DumbAss. Whatever. Just don't whine like a little baby for the rest of the comp about your first round points because that was your choice.

No shit Sherlock...… very perceptive of you

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
19 Feb 2019, 10:02
#71
19 Feb 2019, 10:02#71

you support and approve of DumbAss' decision to only make his picks every other week

Oh, so this is a problem now?

You idiots are never happy, it's actually pretty fucked up

I will play when I can, simple...…. but nah.... now it's not good enough...… you are either all in or it's just worthless?

Just like I post when I can, which, unless some of you prefer not to admit, is also sometimes every other week, because like I said, I don't have the time.

What a crock of shyte…… I will still have some fun when I make my predictions, despite the negative shit that comes along with it


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Feb 2019, 10:09
#72
19 Feb 2019, 10:09#72
DumbAss, stop being so precious. We're glad you're playing and I sincerely do hope that you have some fun. Just don't explode into one of your fits of rage if/when we have a bit of banter at your expense . . . just as we all cop some flak from the other players when we have a bad round . . . so stop being so thin-skinned.
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Feb 2019, 10:10
#73
19 Feb 2019, 10:10#73

You idiots are never happy, it's actually pretty fucked up

Exactly right, what did you expect, as I've said, once Koosie gets involve everything turns to shit.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Feb 2019, 10:16
#74
19 Feb 2019, 10:16#74
"Sniff . . . everyone is being ugly to me . . . boohoohoo . . . I'm not playing any more!"
LMAO!
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Feb 2019, 10:16
#75
19 Feb 2019, 10:16#75

Den, I'm pretty sure that you don't really give a rats arse what Rooiters thinks or says anyway, if you do, you shouldn't.

No I don't,  but then there's the issue of him dragging my family onto the board under the guise of "banter".....are you going to guarantee he won't?....and will you arc up if he does?

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Feb 2019, 10:24
#76
19 Feb 2019, 10:24#76
". . . but then there's the issue of him dragging my family onto the board under the guise of "banter""
This from the lowlife who posted about the queue of men standing in a line to bang my mother.
Pot . . . kettle . . .
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
19 Feb 2019, 10:25
#77
19 Feb 2019, 10:25#77

Well this has escalated quickly.

Play nice kids.

There are enough toys for everyone.

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Feb 2019, 10:34
#78
19 Feb 2019, 10:34#78

This from the lowlife who posted about the queue of men standing in a line to bang my mother

That was in retaliation to you slagging off my family on several forums over many years. 

I even warned you not to slagg off my family before I slagged yours.

I make no apology.

I have no doubt that it's only a matter of time before you slagg off my late parents again to which I'll retaliate in similar style .

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
19 Feb 2019, 10:41
#79
19 Feb 2019, 10:41#79

Remember what it was like last year, before Khoos migrated to this side of the tracks? It was better. That has to be the saddest part to all of this, he pollutes whatever he comes into contact with. Take this fantasy rugby competition, I wonder what the Ruckers team must be thinking...

"We had a nice idea for an interesting game for our members to enjoy, but the Rumplerooi had to spit in the water to spite everyone, this ruining the experience."

In future, they'll know better than to try and do something at all. Congrats. If you have any capacity for coherent thought, it'll eventually dawn on you that you've made a bit of ein Booben of yourself. It reminds me of the scene in Home Alone, after the chaos Kevin inflicted in the kitchen, when everyone stares at him in bemusement at his antics. How embarrassing. 

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Feb 2019, 10:42
#80
19 Feb 2019, 10:42#80
"That was in response to you slagging off my family over several forums and over many years. "
Except as I recall from this thread and a few others, you've never once managed to find a single example of me slagging off your parents . . . whereas I have put up many examples of you slagging off mine. Here's another:

"Jan 20, 2016, 14:01
 Perhaps if your father wasn't a drunk and had spent some more time with your mother then just maybe she wouldn't have had the need to service the next door neighbor. Kills a coupla birds with one stone cause then you would have known your real father."
So come on Dense, I've probably asked you this question as often as I've asked you about the online games of chess we played before RHP but I'll try again . . . can you find even one single example of me bad-mouthing your parents? Have you got even one example that can compare with the many examples I've put of you calling my mother a whore, my father a drunkard and my wife a drug addict?
Hmmm? Just one?
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