Sure Dave, you have no "respect" for the contents of my posts so thats why you attack me..What about everyone else? You attack everyone. Do you not respect anyone elses opinions and posts?
You self-indulged fuck.
Dave must be rich. I mean, you gota get put through to his dept via a switchboard operator. Ha ha my fuck Becs does it get any more normal? Maybe your work does not yet have a switchboard and you are rather chosen from a line up by some seady man but most workplaces will employ reception simply for convenience and customer service. In a company of average size, it would waste a lot of time if the manager was fielding every call dont you reckon and not to mention customers+clients getting pissed off.
Oi, was Dave one of your first customers at your workplace? He looks the seady type and would not put it past him hanging out at a gentlemen's club. Did he at least turn up in a jacket? Was there a rugby game on at the time? He mentions making love. Did he pay extra for the "girlfriend" experience and ask you to call him "Big Dave?"
Dave needs a receptionist anyway.. He still has not mastered the art of answering a call. I know this first hand. He calls me chicken whilst he sits with his phone in his hand when I am calling through. Waste of time.
Dave, its out bro. Your secrets are out and we know a lot more about you than we need to. Damage is done.