I'll bite.
I'll bite.
I'll go for horror
I second Historical Fiction.
What no Romace?? (I figure that’s Romance)
Ok I’ll say Crime
The voting can be ended at any time by a brave soul that provides the first piece.
We will go with whatever genre it is.
There's some incentive ;)
Another gay fantacy by Pissmintius goes up in smoke as he wakes up from his favorite dream and realizes thet he is still not emperor...yet. His fascination with gay sex will have to wait for tomorrow night, as he has to get up to clean the stables and pigsty before Master gets home from his journey. Master loves everything in its
place...Master can be cruel...Pissmintius must hurry!
CUTTTTTTT, CUT, CUT!!!
NO THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT AT ALL.
This is not a filthy perverted gay porn show.
It's a romance, sci-fi, thriller with historical value and it begins like this.
A dark haired girl walks back toward the kitchen in the early hours of the morning, carrying a pail of steaming hot milk for the families breakfast. Walking beside her is her trusty Great Dane, a huge fawn, with a black muzzle, who's only interest is the contents of the pail.
She notices a flash of light in the distance and sees a strange vessel pierce the dark, rapidly closing in on her. She watches it pass overhead and settle in a field just past the barn ....
Sorry boys, y
ou snooze you lose.
Our story begins in the Year 5 BC in the city of Rome.
LMAO!
Yeeeeessss CC.......she hurries towards the light glowing in the field but as she approaches the light disappears. She stops for a moment wondering if she had imagined it. Then out of the darkness came the thundering sound of horses hooves. The shadowy figures of mysterious creatures on horses made her blood chill. But then.......’Matthias Mathias’, she cries!
Ok I think I’ll stick to Crime haha
Just a quick side note. This is seriously tongue in cheek stuff, please people, don't get offended by this obvious silliness. Its all just a bit of fun. You are welcome to make me a cross dressing, cripple murderer in the story for all I care.
Bluebok....it’s good hearted fun something the board badly needs. I just wish I had the imagination of the rest of you. Funny read!
Diary entry: 07/06/-0005
Plumus Prunius has been brought to Big Bear where i have promised to prepare him for his next bought.
He recently suffered more injuries than he should have in a fight against a vastly inferior opponent.
This had re-lit the eye of the tiger in Plumus and it's said that wherever he goes now, rock music can be heard playing in the background. Plumus wasn't aware that actual bears lived at Big Bear and it's this very rock music phenomenon that drew a large brown bear closer to investigate.
Plumus was not armed as he did his 100km sprint at altitude today. He only had his next fight on his mind. He did not even have a water bottle with him. He claims that he absorbs moisture from the atmosphere and can go without food for twelve years. There are still no photographs of him eating.
As Plumus rounded a large tree he was suddenly confront by the giant bear. Its large eyes were teary and it looked lost as it said "Mowgli?"
"Hey! Hey! Easy you big perverted bear!" Plumus said as he adopted his outdoor wing-chung raptor pose.
"Are you Mowgli?"
"The fuck? Come one step closer and I'm gonna rip your throat out like in Roadhouase - shout out Patrick Swayze."
"Are you my Mowgli?"
Plumus did a quick calculation in his head. He determined that he'd sprinted about forty kilometers and had sixty left to go. With a bear skin weighing about thirty kilograms he wouldn't be able to sprint all the way back. He decided to kill the bear anyway.
Plumus blinked through the bear and was behind it in an instant. The bear looked down to realise that it's heart been ripped from it's body. It fell to the floor with a loud thud.
Approximately seventeen minutes after setting off for his warm up sprint, Plumus arrived back at the gym. He threw a large neatly cleaned bear skin on the back of my bakkie. He then printed into the gym and flying kicked a heavy bag through an adjacent wall.
Day 1 at training camp is underway.
Uli Schmidt - Coach to Plumus
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Draad that one was for the Plebs.
This one is for the patricians...lol
[The Forum.] |
Enter Uranilus and goes into the pulpit, and Ceradonus, with the Plebeians. |
FORUM: We will be satisfied! Let us be satisfied! |
URINALUS: Then follow me and give me audience, friends. |
FIRST CITIZEN: I will hear Cleancutus speak.(10) |
SECOND CITIZEN: I will hear Ceradonus and compare their reasons, |
[Exit Ceradonus, with some of the Citizens.] |
THIRD CITIZEN: The noble Cleancutus is ascended. Silence! |
CLEANCUTUS: Be patient till the last. |
ALL: None,Cleancutus, none.(35) |
CLEANCUTUS: Then none have I offended. I have done no more to Enter Advocatus [and others] with Sofsexus's body. Here comes his body, mourned by Advocatus, who, though |
ALL: Live, Cleancutus, live, live! |
FIRST CITIZEN: Bring him with triumph home unto his house.(50) |
SECOND CITIZEN: Give him a statue with his ancestors. |
THIRD CITIZEN: Let him be Sofsexus. |
FOURTH CITIZEN: Sofsexus's better parts |
FIRST CITIZEN: We'll bring him to his house with shouts and clamors.(55) |
CLEANCUTUS: My countrymen— |
SECOND CITIZEN: Peace! Silence! Cleancutus speaks. |
FIRST CITIZEN: Peace, ho! |
CLEANCUTUS: Good countrymen, let me depart alone,(60) |
Exit. |
FIRST CITIZEN: Stay, ho, and let us hear Advocatus
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Apparently idle hands do the devil's bidding.
On some forums, regulars partake in collaborative story writing. Results vary but it's generally an enjoyable experience.
When you have a moment, add a few lines, paragraphs or pages. You can't insert content anywhere. Additions must follow chronologically.
A concurrent thread that discusses plot and character ideas advisable.
Rules range from relatively strict to non-existent. We're all mature enough to go for little to no rules.
People generally vote on a genre.
Length and frequency of contribution are either limited or also entirely at discretion.
Sounds silly but over time it can become addictive.
Genres...
Romace(No, just no)
Action
Crime
Sci-Fi
Fantasy(again, pleae no!)
Adventure
Horror
Historical Fiction
If somebody adds the first piece, they get to decide the genre.
Anyone interested? If so, vote for a genre below.