Stress Ball Volume 2 chat

Sorry if I left you in the lurch there Plum but I'm a lot less inclined to take part in this collaborative story when a drunken, stupid, illiterate and cowardly old fool jumps into the main story and starts whining about people's grammar and spelling . . . especially when it's the same doddering old fool who's given us words like "teath", "stipid" and "kanipshins".
I actually think I'm doing you a favour if I no longer take part. I think Moffie is a lot less likely to shove his stupid cowardly nose into your story if I stay away. I will certainly keep reading and I hope others join you in keeping it going.

Dos right! By the way could you explain in a new story how a nose could be cowardly....it's a fascinating concept!

This was the last contribution from Peepus Minimus: 'Our story begins in the Year 5 BC in the city of Rome. Not far from the Colosseum on a back street just off the main road is a tavern called the Forum Ruckussium owned by an old drunkard named Moffius. The tavern serves as a front to an illegal trafficking business run by Moffius where slaves known as Servile Gimps (Gimpus Servilae) are smuggled into the Colosseum by crooked guards to service those gladiators who have a preference for the company of men. Trafficking of Gimps is a surprisingly good source of income for Moffius, certainly enough to keep him inebriated all day every day and Moffius has one particular client - a gladiator named Klownius - who has an almost insatiable appetite for the services of the Servile Gimps .... A few notes. The Colosseum never existed in BC 5. ' The Colosseum is situated just east of the Roman Forum. Construction began under the emperor Vespasian in AD 72[2] and was completed in AD 80 under his successor.' ..... Servile Gimps (Gimpus Sirvilae) .....hahaha......Gimpus is singular.......Gimpi is the plural corresponding to Gimpus. ....... Serves as a 'front to' .......'front for' is the correct terminology. ....... Is this the worst bit of historical fiction ever........and imagine, I have to correct Peeper's grammar.....even when he is 'using' Latin.

And Peeper needs history and Latin lessons.....look Ploom, nice idea actually. But you have one poster who started the whole thing as a put down to other posters. That set an unfortunate tone, and I guarantee you it will continue. So sorry...no can do.

What Moffie is really saying is that he doesn't have the originality, the creativity or the minimum literacy requirements to make a significant contribution to the Stress Ball story.
Just a drunken old fool who gets his rocks off by belittling other people's efforts when he hasn't got the cojones to make a contribution of his own . . . a lot like his incessant squawking about the fantasy and prediction comps come to think of it.

Haaaaaaahaha I wouldn't belittle you Peepie Minimus, you are small enough already.