3 mice in a bar

 Hahahaha quite a good one for a kiwi brycy! Being a kiwi Brycy can you tell why white sheep eat more than black sheep?

Brycy, good one mate, the wife & I had a good laugh.
Beeno, is it because there are more white sheep than black sheep? Nothing to do with Kiwis though.

 Claydog ,Brycy and beandork are staggering home from the pub .On the way home they spot a wee sheepie in a small paddock 'First dibs !"  cries Claydoggie and steals the sheep and runs off singing about billabongs and happy swagmen.A bit further on wee Brycy spots a piggy in a sty " Pork chops fer brekky !" he cries out as he makes off with the hog in tow .Ou beendork is walkinng past a farmers shed and not to be left out makes offf with a shovel !Next day in front of the Magistrate 3 sad looking chaps are under his baleful glare as he demands to know why they stole all that bizzo ."Your Honour" laments Mr Claydog 'Ive had that sheep since it was a tiny little lamb !" "Fair enough" says the Beak "Bailliff release the prisoner !" Being quick on the uptake wee Brycy cries out your " Your Honour I've had that pig since it was a piglet !"  "Go on then off with you ! " says the Judge as Brycy scarpers off ."Now then what do you have to say for yourself you horrid little man ?" says the Judge  .Ou Beener having consulted Dave the law talkin' guy replies " Your Honourableness ,I have had that shovel ever since it was a teaspoon ! ""Bailliff take that man down ! " yells the Beak .I like Brycys yarn even with the wee sleekit mousie removing instead of fucking the cat!

 

Jw ta dope us your name brycy! Brycy would nevrr have worked that one out! Well done to Waroed DUD although the name changed were unfortunste.

 I see ou Beendip is still half cut by the looks of that post !