A request to ED

Dear ED, it has come to my attention via the loudly trumpeting JW that he is now a member of the Hall of Fame alongside rugby luminaries like myself and Mike.
Now I clearly dont need to explain to an intelligent person like you the folly of allowing ou JW into this elite company!! Next we will have ab ass and the likes of warped DUD arriving. Its a case of having the barbarians at the door.
May I suggest that matters be set aright immediately and a Hall of Infamy be created for the kbbs and some others whose posting leaves alot to be desired. Like wee CC and cerudunce windpomp for example!! Just ask me and I will point you  in the right direcrtion.
Looking forward with keen anticipation to your taking action on this very important matter.Yours in rugga - Beeno.

 BEENO
Come now - I like JW - he is inherently a good guy.   

 I like JW too because I am a good guy. Bwahahhahahahahaha

 K BBS ARE GREAT FUN BUT NEED TO LEARN THE GAME!

Dear Ed: we ask that you be charitable with wee Beeno taking into account his mental state but also his positive qualities 
I am glad that we now have an accurate way of measuring his level of insanity. We simply take his "adjusting the score for ref errors" & feed it into the Insanity Meter & we get an assessment. 
Beeno's Current Level of Insanity
Shouldn't we congratulate Beeno on his score?

JW confidently awaiting a positive decision from ED on the important matter of his contribution to this site (in spite of my failure to educate wee Beeno - a pending achievement to be sure).

Well deserved JW

 Ok Beeno1.

 I think the ED was laughing about this one - and he should do as well - JW is a g ood guy and Cloudy a dream lady.   

Cloudy: thanks for the kind words, this wee chap will send your reward through the same account we use for the refs. It has proven very effective Who is that fine feathered chap anyway?

A bent ref disguised as a duck? Beeno will be none the wiser.

Btw. Beenduck how goes it with the empire building & have you been to Newlands this year ?

Blobbok: could it be that Beeno was that dastardly black duck Daffy that caused all the mayhem on this board last year? 
Some might call for negative consequences for such disruptive behaviour
All things considered maybe he should be in the Hall of Infamy as he seems more chaff than wheat, lol

 
Wow!!!!

You joined this site after I did ... I think ... and you're already clocking 10 000 posts??

Has this site offered you shares yet?

Let's see if your able to pip Mike to 20 000 posts.

Yep JW led his foreign legion to this promised board & it would be a sad place without them .

 CC: unfortunately a large percentage of my posts have been providing guidance to that likeable rogue Beeno - to no effect I might add. Board members have shown admirable tolerance.
Administrator ED is somewhat sympathetic to this noble cause & hence awarded Beeno the Noddy Award. Very insightful I must say. But Beeno's antics do not go unobserved
Beeno absconding with his mate wee Matfield right under the nose of the Law
He will do anything to get Matfield off the Bok' s team sheet

 Jw come clean oak. The Hall of infamy is the place where all kbbs belong - Lady Cloudy being the notable and very singulat exception. The Kbbs and a few others would feel vey uncomfortable in this distinguished group! Its an act of kindness.

Just_win owes his hall of fame status thanks to the cheating Bryce Lawrence....

A Frenchman , ie Sebastien Chabal sums up the rest

 Dr Win is a very balanced okie and has humour ...has no chips on his shoulder... a good kiwi and gives credit when it's due... also a gentleman...Beeno is a likeable person but given to extreme outbursts when frustrated but is basically also a good okie...just very misunderstood...only Cloudy and Sasuke can put him in his place... also as good as uncle Richie does to the rest!

Blikkies,Pakie and Oi'matey are Saffas best posters...that is as far as rugby is concerned...Rooinek also knows good players when he sees them and has good rugby history knowledge...but is given to wild attacking character assassinations...has a huge chip... Mozart is a likeable and I believe a very decent toppie but favours old toppies in the squad...calls it experience...he probably still thinks he's young...cannot except old age...Mike is also old but realises that rugby is a young man's sport...so does Saffex and Cleancut but they have would have failed in diplomacy...both think they are still fit, virile and young but Becs in the case of dear old Saffex knows better.

Perhaps the crow is well marinated now after all the near misses in wc's and we'll all enjoy the meal The  French can make tasty meals even from crow...ducks liver, frogs legs etc...Le Stat,aka Desert Fox and Ceradunce will enjoy this.
Incidentally Ed did Ol' Miaak win the Willem Alberts prize?

 Oh no, Seb, Saffex IS young, virile and very fit  

Mist revealing but dubious comment Becs!

I don't know what you mean, Beeno    

 Beano are you auditioning for 'Allo Allo' ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=zGNVU5ZjlgA

 Hahahahaha Bob good one but wont be auditioning as Jw doing such a fine job!
Becs this is a matter of great delicacy and best left to simmer off the board.
Please Seb  dont confuse ou saSUE  more than he already is!! My behaviour towards Cloudy is simply that of a gentleman and should be appreciated for that reason without distorting matters.

 Good one Blobbok, lol & good moaning to you too
That officer speaks like Beeno types
Link to the video

 I was merely clarifying the points raised about Saffex by Seb, Beeno.And I speak the truth  

 Nice one Blobbok...lol

Does anybody remember this one

https://youtu.be/SXn2QVipK2o

 Becs I supose I could say you should know but wont.

 Beeno: I am now in the U.S. (Land of Moz & a few other posters) as I am in deep mole search mode.
The time difference will mean certain parties that require parental supervision will not receive such. Hopefully Cloudy, Naru San, Hakwa, Brycy & others can fill the void. Not an easy task
Please note that administrator ED may or may not have already given me an award. I could not possibly comment on such rumors of course.
JW doing what needs to be done

 I think you already did, Beeno 

 I tried to avoid public involvement Becs by delicately defusing matters and suggested it be kept off-line!
Dont worry about Cloudy hacked waagh etc I will as always see that they are taken care of! 
Eat mole and be happy JW!

 Beeno: apparently mole tastes better than crow but perhaps you already knew that By the way my new avatar is a Duck not a crow - an important distinction under the circumstances
PS you may have noticed Administrator Ed has given your suggestion the attention it deserves, lol

 PS you may have noticed Administrator Ed has given your suggestion the attention it deserves, lolS orry JW what are you on about now?