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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
11 Apr 2024, 16:56
#41
11 Apr 2024, 16:56#41
Fuck me you are beyond stupid like I said go fucking crawl back into your hole you ugly bald twat I can’t be asked to respond to profound stupidity
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
11 Apr 2024, 17:24
#42
11 Apr 2024, 17:24#42
Awe, does our resident mong have a bit of a fat lip now? Try not to pull it so far over your head that you eat your face. Sniff sniff
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
11 Apr 2024, 17:51
#43
11 Apr 2024, 17:51#43
No sexy I’m just wanting you to find your feet
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
11 Apr 2024, 18:14
#44
11 Apr 2024, 18:14#44
Doesn't help if you tell me I'm sexy...I'm not interested in fatties. Chin up though...there's a jar for every lard.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
11 Apr 2024, 18:53
#45
11 Apr 2024, 18:53#45
Hook line and sinker you dumbfuck Such easy pickings I’m still waiting for your expert take on the skill involved in the majority of Arendse’s test tries. Do you need a link to his YouTube test tries package?
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
11 Apr 2024, 18:58
#46
11 Apr 2024, 18:58#46
I would but I fear the voltage in your loft is barely enough to keep the lights on...
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
11 Apr 2024, 18:59
#47
11 Apr 2024, 18:59#47
Take your time Buttplug
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
11 Apr 2024, 22:59
#48
11 Apr 2024, 22:59#48
"...try scoring ratio means nothing." I rest my case.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
11 Apr 2024, 23:02
#49
11 Apr 2024, 23:02#49
Man up Buttplug you little yellow belly Talk us through Arendse’s test tries you little chicken shit Grow a pair baldy
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
11 Apr 2024, 23:15
#50
11 Apr 2024, 23:15#50
Haha it's fine Saffex. Less tries = more wins Right?
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
11 Apr 2024, 23:22
#51
11 Apr 2024, 23:22#51
Man up yellow belly You are too shit scared to face reality You have been owned But feel free to grow a pair and prove me wrong baldy
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 08:07
#52
12 Apr 2024, 08:07#52

Here are his tries...in chronological order.

Let's start with try number 1. Does that look like luck to you?



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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
12 Apr 2024, 09:46
#53
12 Apr 2024, 09:46#53

He not only knows where the tryline is he smells it as well.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:28
#54
12 Apr 2024, 10:28#54

Fattex is trying to tell me that most of Arendse's try's are luck. 

But if he knew rugby even nearly as well as he thinks he does, he would easily be able to recognise how great Arendse's positonal play is. 

What looks like a run-in try to Fattex, is time after time sublime wing play, anticipation, support, and always putting himself in the psotion where when he gets the ball he has the most opitmal route to the line.

Only a complete noob would call that luck. 

Look at the first try in that vid eo. He basically creates the opportunity by disrupting the high ball, then he times his run perfectly and gives Am a great window to pass the ball, and then it becomes a run-in try. Fattex ignores everyhing Arendse does in the lead up to getting the ball for the score.

Like I said, a complete noob.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:29
#55
12 Apr 2024, 10:29#55

Lets look at score number 2 in the video...

He hangs back a bit in case the ball is spilled, and then accelerates with perfect timing to get it from Moodie. 

Nothing special here, but doing what he must do in that situation and doing it perfectly.



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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:35
#56
12 Apr 2024, 10:35#56

For try number 3, Saffex for sure would not see how good this is, no matter how many tiems he looks at it...

As soon as Willie gets tackled Arendse darts in-field, but then he sees Eben getting the ball from a popped offload, anticipates Eben is gonna run straight at the widest defender, so he cuts back again to outside of that defender in ainticipation of the pass from Eben, takes a damn nice catch...and then it becomes a run-in...

There are a plethora of ways that Arendse could have fucked that up, but he didnt...he showed perfect anticipation and adaptation to the point where he made it look easy.

Luck? 

Whahaha "LUCK!!!???"

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:36
#57
12 Apr 2024, 10:36#57

Try numebr 4 is a good finish but he's jus t doing his job here.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:40
#58
12 Apr 2024, 10:40#58

Try numebr 5 is a great finish by all counts..

He has two on him, takes the hit from the first one and then adapts his position on the ground to stay in touch while avoiding the second tackler and scores...there is nothing lucky about that. It's instinctive body positoning to get the result. ZERO luck and far from a simple run-in score.

A brillaint finish, and one he'll repeat against Australia.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:42
#59
12 Apr 2024, 10:42#59

Try numebr 6 is an easy score from him. 

This one is a run-in.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:43
#60
12 Apr 2024, 10:43#60

Try numebr 7 will haunt Smith, and his grandchildren, until the end of time.

Again, many ways he could have screwed up his support line, but ran it perfectly and then made S mith look invisible.

Zero luck here.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:44
#61
12 Apr 2024, 10:44#61

Try number 8 is a run- in for his first score against Oz.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:47
#62
12 Apr 2024, 10:47#62

Try number 9 is brilliant wing play by all accounts. 

He has no right to rush up behind Bongi like that and to pick such a perfect line. When Bongi gets the ball Arendse isn't even in the frame yet, but he anticipates the space, senses the moment, and gets to Bongi with perfect timing to take the ball at full pace and make it look like an easy score. Were he to hang back a fraction of a second longer the opportunity would have passed...but he timed it with sublimie accuracy.

More luck?

My arse.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:49
#63
12 Apr 2024, 10:49#63

Try number 10...

He has ZERO right to score from there. 3 defenders on him, with no space, but he does that roll move again and turns it into a much simpler score than anybody else could ha ve made it lookk.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:54
#64
12 Apr 2024, 10:54#64

Try 11...

He gets into the AB line, reacts quicker than everybody else, gets in front of Jordan because he anticipates BB's pass to him, and is already heading to the line before any of the Kiwis have even turned around. 

Again, our man finds himself in the perfect position to take advantage of an opposition mistake.

You can call this luck if you want to, but that level of anticipation and insitinct is EXACTLY why he scores so many tries.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 10:56
#65
12 Apr 2024, 10:56#65

Try number 12...

Just a winger doing his job here, but does time his run onto the catch perfectly so that he can continue on at full pace once he catches the ball. 

Perfectly executed.


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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 11:00
#66
12 Apr 2024, 11:00#66

Try  numebr 13...

He makes this try on his own.

Watch the replay. While the ball is coming down, he pushes the Frenchman in the back, which disrupts the catcher and pushes him past the ball. When you watch it in slow-mo, you can again see how he reacts before anybody else does and that is what gets him to the ball before the french 15. 

It looks like a lucky score but this entire sequence was thanks to Arendse's q uick thinking and excellent response time. 


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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
12 Apr 2024, 11:02
#67
12 Apr 2024, 11:02#67
Brilliant the dumb fuck has taken the bait Yep lucky the action took place on his side of the field - no skill at all in scoring that try simple catch and run in no defenders to beat. My grandmother could have scored that try Next
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 11:03
#68
12 Apr 2024, 11:03#68

There you go, that is all 13 tries.

Now how many simple catches and scores did you see there? 

Fattex was making it sound like Arendse just waits on the touchline for the ball, gets it and dots it down.

The noob fails to see that the vast majority of these scores requried excellent anticipation, timing and execution. 

But...try raitos don' t matter.

What a joke.



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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 12:29
#69
12 Apr 2024, 12:29#69

Whahah poor old Fatty is all red faced now because he tried to reduce a brillaint winger to a lucky baby.

Boo hoo...the lip grows fatter.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 13:08
#70
12 Apr 2024, 13:08#70
And here's the kicker... Now go through Kolbe's tries and see how many are run-in, Fatty. Are you brave enough?
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 13:21
#71
12 Apr 2024, 13:21#71
Here, I will summarise...cos I know you're too much of a stupid coward. Kolbe scored 3 tries for the Boks where stepping was involved. 1) Against France. He cuts back in to dot it down. 2) Against FagGirl in the WC final 3) In the Lions Series he steps inside to score one. The rest are all run-ins(according to your own criteria) So these 3 scores are magical enough to cause you to say that "try ratio means nothing". But here's the difference... Many of Arendse scores are the result perfect support play...adapting to what's happening and responding with accuracy. Creating a window for a pass that with an optimal route to the line. As you look though Kolbe's scores, you see very little support play and anticipation that matches that of Arendse. And since Rugby is a team game, it's no surprise that Arendse is scoring twice as fast. Case closed, you fat, useless, tosspot.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
12 Apr 2024, 14:35
#72
12 Apr 2024, 14:35#72
Brilliant you are stupid enough to take the bait. Time to get your sorry ignorant arse kicked First try damn right he is lucky the action happened on his side of the field. No skill at all involved in that try simple catch and run in unopposed. My grandmother could have scored that try 1-0 Dave Next
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Apr 2024, 16:28
#73
12 Apr 2024, 16:28#73
My god, so any try ever is scored by luck since it's only luck that causes the ball to be in the area of the field that allows the person who scored to have gotten the ball. Seriously, Fattex...I'm not surprised you're an ice cream salesman. You keep calling everyone else stupid but this thread is gonna prove just how dim you are...not than anyone here doesn't know that. K, Fat Lip? PS just because your grandmother is more mobile than you, and likely in better shape, doesn't mean she belongs on a rugby field
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
12 Apr 2024, 18:16
#74
12 Apr 2024, 18:16#74
Listen here you stupid prick yes it’s your luck if the ball happens to come down your end and you score from it without having to beat a defender - what else would you call it fuckwit? We are talking about the skill level required to score these tries. There was zero required from Arendse for that first try. It’s not his fucking individual skill that happens to send the ball down the line or through some interplay by a team mate (Am in this case) to him now is it? I’m saying luck is on his side that the ball came his way with no defenders to beat. Fuck me what part of this don’t you get? We are discussing the skill factor here nothing else - for my argument is that Kolbe has scored more skilful test tries than Arendse who happens to have scored more tries than Kolbe. The majority of which have been as simply as his first one. So yes test try strike rate means fuck all without context. In the context of Arendse’s first try there is zero skill involved Get this into your fucking stupid head, I rate Arendse highly hence the thread but the fact is he has scored the majority of his test tries as simple run in’s. That makes him lucky, not less gifted Should we move onto try two now or would you like to chuck in the towel before your fucking shovel breaks?
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MpowerPro5,061 posts
12 Apr 2024, 21:57
#75
12 Apr 2024, 21:57#75
“Saffex you need to stay off the booze as I’m sure such ignorant horse shit can’t come from a sober person unless of course you are really so fucking stupid??”
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
13 Apr 2024, 01:50
#76
13 Apr 2024, 01:50#76
So let's recap the first score... My version - 1) Arendse provides the disruption that causes the ABs to fumble the high ball. (If he doesn't time this nicely he creates no disruption and thus no try) 2) Arendse picks the perfect run that gives Am a window to pass him the ball with a clear route to the line.(If he doesn't put him self in the right position at exactly the right time he never gets the ball, or gets the ball from Am but is tackled, and the try is never scored) 3) Arendse takes the pass and scores. Fattex's version - 1) My grandmother, who is both faster and fitter than myself could score that. Fatty, you can yell 1-0 all you like but you looking pretty foolish right now. But sure let's move on to the second score.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
13 Apr 2024, 01:54
#77
13 Apr 2024, 01:54#77
"So yes test try strike rate means fuck all without context" There is plenty of context and it's only the vast amount of cellulite your eyeballs are drowning in that prevent you from seeing it. I'll try to help you... Anticipation, timing, positioning and execution are ALL skills, you mong.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
13 Apr 2024, 02:01
#78
13 Apr 2024, 02:01#78
Allow me to provides Saffex's genius rebuttal... "Bullshit. You're too much of a stupid ignorant prick to see that my granny could disrupt the AB high ball and score." He'll think that's a logical reply while everybody else reading it will be shaking their heads and wondering how one person could be so thick.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
13 Apr 2024, 02:04
#79
13 Apr 2024, 02:04#79
Oh, and to provide further context...Kolbe has scored 3 "skillful" test tries in his Bok career. Meaning the majority of his tries are run-ins Do you dispute this, Fattex?
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 06:51
#80
15 Apr 2024, 06:51#80

The Philosophy of Fattex 101


His words: "First try damn right he is lucky the action happened on his side of the field. No skill at all involved in that try simple catch and run in unopposed. My grandmother could have scored that try

1-0 Dave"

Assertion 1 : Rugby is a game comprised solely of luck.

Fattex is trying to convince us that the recovery of a high ball is always luck. What if the ABs collected the ball, formed a ruck, and from that ruck they ran 70m to score a try. Would that also be luck? Does the high ball cease to be called "lucky" once the ABs gather? Obviously not, because there could be some Springboks out of positon as a result of the kick and this may be what is exploited in the scoring of their try. 

Assertion 2 : Fattex's grandmother is fitter and more mobile than he is.

We fully agree with this statement and commend the writer for his honesty. We'd, with the utmost respect, also suggest a few less p/h (pies per hour) and feel this would aid the writer on his journery toward semi-mobility.


TLDR: Every event on the rugby field is lucky and there is no skill on display.


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