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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 09:57
#81
15 Apr 2024, 09:57#81
Hey Buttplug that’s a lot of effort from you trying to contest the fact that the vast majority of Arendse’s test tries are just simple run in’s. Give it up you ignorant prick - save yourself the embarrassment You have been owned bitch
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 10:14
#82
15 Apr 2024, 10:14#82

Fatty, you have failed to provide even a smidge of evidence to support your lucky claim.

Oh, wait, I'm dealing a mouth breather here. 

Let' s start at the basics...do you know what "evidence" is?

I could whip up a quick Microsoft Paint drawing if you need?

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 10:25
#83
15 Apr 2024, 10:25#83
Oh Buttplug listen carefully the luck is simple to explain. If you are going to score an easy run in try unopposed then luck is on your side. It certainly is not a skill thing. Arendse is lucky that the ball has come his way playing in position and having a free run in to score. But I’m guessing you are too fucking stupid to work this out baldy Stop getting so hung up on luck and just stick to the issue in contest here. The vast majority of Arendse’s test tries have been simple unopposed run in’s - this is a FACT live with it you ignorant prick
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
15 Apr 2024, 10:36
#84
15 Apr 2024, 10:36#84

Some really lucky wingers that have played this game.....

Sjoh..... lots of luck going around for these guys hey

But hold on...... if they really were that lucky, these wingers that just st and and catch the ball with an open line in front of them............we wouldn't then just have only one player ever, Penaud ... to have bettered Arendse in that same timeframe

Mmmmmm

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 11:13
#85
15 Apr 2024, 11:13#85
After all the explanation I did, this is what the resident plastic rugby guru comes up with ... "The vast majority of Arendse’s test tries have been simple unopposed run in’s" You really are exposing yourself here Fat Lip. Big time. I
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 11:20
#86
15 Apr 2024, 11:20#86
DA who the fuck are you just fuck off you worthless prick - you don’t contribute on here. Come up with some relevant rugby posts and we might pay attention. You are like a little spoilt brat who sticks his ignorant nose into everything Just fuck off you twat
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 11:22
#87
15 Apr 2024, 11:22#87
Listen Buttplug just because you say you have explained things that does not carry any weight. Your explanations are a load of utter shit Fact is the majority of Arendse’s test tries are simple run in’s - FACT you stupid prick Go watch the video again you fucking idiot
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
15 Apr 2024, 12:11
#88
15 Apr 2024, 12:11#88

Dave, if there is anyone on this forum who has lost their credibility over the years... it is you.

From a lawyer ...... to selling ice cream .... 

Here's the thing Dave.....from all your repeated arrogant and incredibly abusive and rude posts to everyone that frequen ts this forum..... it all really does makes sense as to why and how that happened to you

Oh how the mighty have fallen ...... 

No wonder you are always so angry....

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 12:22
#89
15 Apr 2024, 12:22#89
Listen here fuckwit what I have done in my life is a choice thing you ignorant prick And you know what I’m a little irritated I never made that choice earlier on in my life. Instead of conforming and playing that corporate game I should have set up the ice cream business many years earlier . It was the best decision of my life. So you keep ignorantly mouthing off about me when you know jack shit about me kind of sums up the fucking useless prick that you are. Credibility what a fucking joke - do you honestly think I give a shit about what a nobody like you thinks about me. Do I know you, have we met, do I know what you look like, where you live, what you fuck, what you do? No and I don’t want to , you are sweet fuck all to me and just a fucking nuisance on here as you provide no rugby content Why you bother coming on here makes no sense. DA as I said - just fuck off you are nothing to me for all kinds of reasons
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
15 Apr 2024, 12:48
#90
15 Apr 2024, 12:48#90

That response sounds a whole lot like  .... I fucked up, so now I'm constantly angry with everyone.

"And you know what I’m a little irritated I never made that choice earlier on in my life"

Of course it was a choice Saffex... I can imagine a lot of lawyers that would leave a well paying legal profession, to go and sell ice lollies... good on you then.

"Do I know you, have we met"

Dave, I would never want to meet you dude.... ever bro ... so please don't get too ahead of yourself here sunshine....

From how you have portrayed yourself on here over the years, I wouldn't want anyone I actually know, to meet you.... because your behaviour is very often just despicable...... a very hurt and angry man.....but that's you ..... so you go boy.

But hey, at least your new profession matches your personality ..... ice cold.. 



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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 13:50
#91
15 Apr 2024, 13:50#91
I make more money from my ice cream business than I ever did as a solicitor you ignorant twat so you keep banging that ignorant drum of yours Spent 20 years commuting 2 hrs each way into London, got to 50 and wanted a change, had put my boys through private schools and invested in property so the foundation was set and thanks to my sisters little ice cream business in SA, the seed was planted. Best decision I ever made. Who said I wanted to meet you you fucking idiot. There is absolutely nothing angry about me - I’m quite the opposite, you don’t get more chilled than me. It’s because I don’t give a flying fuck about you that I’m more than happy to call you a worthless cunt for that is exactly what you are Now do me a fucking favour and post something rugby related you boring twat
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
15 Apr 2024, 14:15
#92
15 Apr 2024, 14:15#92

Davey, for some very absurd and silly reason, you seem to think that I care about what you think.

For the record... you are providing way too much information to me here.... especially for someone who does not care about what I think..... 

Spare me the sob story dude..... not sure why you feel the need to explain your life's fuck ups to me..... leave it bro.

I already said well done on your ice lollies....... you go big boy... I wish you nothing but the very best... 

Oh.... and I wouldn't give a continental shit if you never ever.... ever .... responded back to any of my posts.... gospel dude 

You are insignificant Saffex ........ I just tolerate you


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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 14:26
#93
15 Apr 2024, 14:26#93
It’s simple fuckwit I’m just countering your ignorance something I’m guessing all those unfortunate twats around have had to endure all the time This is a rugby board now fucking give us something rugby related you useless twat If not then do us all a favour and fuck off. Go find a knitting board to go bore the shit out of their posters. A serious question - is a flyhalf a forward or a back?
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
15 Apr 2024, 14:33
#94
15 Apr 2024, 14:33#94

"I make more money from my ice cream business than I ever did as a solicitor"

Hey Dave

You do realize that th is statement of yours here above just confirms what a few posters have suspected about you all along ....so thanks for confirming this for us.

You were obviously a real shitty solicitor ..... 

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 14:41
#95
15 Apr 2024, 14:41#95
Or my ice cream business after 5 years is doing really well? Fuck you are profoundly stupid I’m guessing the posters on here are none the wiser as your contributions are never rugby related so no one really bothers with you You are just a fucking boring irritation, not worth fucking feeding
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 15:13
#96
15 Apr 2024, 15:13#96
Notice how everybody is "stupid"... But Fattex is the one that thinks everything that happens on a rugby field is luck. Fatty, you are indeed an angry little twat that has no semblance of an idea when it comes to substantiating a point you are making...you responses are limited to "because I is saying so...prick...stupid...I win...la la lalala". Like I said to you previously, you lack voltage. I bet you're the type of guy that when someone tells you they don't speak English you talk louder and when they still don't understand you walk away telling yourself how stupid they are. Poor Fat Lip Oh...you never seemed to address the point that Kolbe only ever scored 3 tries for the Boks that required "skill" as you define it. Meaning the other 10 were also "luck". Care to comment? Or is the lip too fat?
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 15:27
#97
15 Apr 2024, 15:27#97
"You were obviously a real shitty solicitor ..... " Indeed. See the opposition'ssolicitor would provide precedence and Fatty's rebuttal would consist of... Fatty "Bullshit!" Opposing counsel "But Fatty, this is case law and there are in fact numerous rulings based on this well established precedent!?" Fatty "Bullshit...prick...bobble squeak...doos...FFS!!!" Fatty slams the desk. Opposing counsel "Well, it's here in black and white..." Fatty "That's just ink on paper, and you are just lucky that all the letters landed on the page in the correct order to make it appear as though this is actual precedent...prick...doos...stupid...prick...doos...stupid...beep beep..." Fatty sits at home one evening and thinks to himself... "I am such a great solicitor but everybody else is just so stupid, so lucky, and such pricks. I really love ice cream. I have some of my retrenchment package left...still don't know why they retrenched me...I mean, it's like they don't know that when I "the great Fatty" say "Bullshit", then it must be bullshit as I have declared it so. Also I like aprons because they hide my ever increasing girth. It's settled. I'm gonna sell ice cream...the bullshit kind. And so it was that the greatest solicitor in all the land ended up flogging sorbet.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 15:30
#98
15 Apr 2024, 15:30#98
DA did you watch the Gaethje fight on the weekend? What a warrior that guy is. To bang into the final second even though he was winning the fight. I see Dana even mentioned it after. Legend!!!
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 15:33
#99
15 Apr 2024, 15:33#99
Well Buttplug you are fucking stupid so why would I not call you stupid huh? You have to be fucking stupid if you can’t work out that the majority of Arendse’s test tries involved little skill and that he was lucky to be on the receiving end of easy tries And no dumbfuck that does not then equate to everything happening on a rugby field amounting to luck - further evidence of your profound stupidity Let me guess you have this voltage do you? Is that because you say you have it huh? Are you an authority on yourself huh? Fuck off Did I say all of Kolbe’s tries involved skill huh? If Kolbe has scored 3 skilful tries, Arendse 2 at a stretch 3 - which player has the higher percentage of skilful tries (my original assertion) given Arendse has scored more test tries? Again a perfect example of your fucking stupidity given the trap you set for yourself Wake up baldy you are such easy pickings - says a lot for you fuckwit given how stupid I am
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 15:52
#100
15 Apr 2024, 15:52#100
Man you make this too easy. Kolbe scores 3x skilful tries in 31 caps. Arendse scores 2x(according to you) skilful tries in 15 caps. Can you do the math? Who is more "skilful"? Does the ice creamer wish to retract that last statement? Whahahaha! So dumb...so very bumb!
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 15:59
#101
15 Apr 2024, 15:59#101
Since when was the measure of the percentage of skilful tries you have scored related to how many test you have played? We are not measuring strike rate you fucking idiot Fuck me you are seriously stupid
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 16:24
#102
15 Apr 2024, 16:24#102
You mentioned that Kolbe scores more skilful tries than Arendse...not me. And I did the most basic of basic projections, based on the most basic of basic numbers... And it's still beyond you. lol it's STILL beyond you!!! Whahaha! ...the guy that calls everybody else stupid. Tell me, and be honest now, how fat is that lip at this point?
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 17:18
#103
15 Apr 2024, 17:18#103
Yes you dumbfuck he has scored more skilful tries than Arendse as a percentage So fuckwit if I score 10 tries and 5 of them are skilful tries then I used my skill set to score 50% of those tries while the other 50% were simple run in’s Now if you scored 20 tries and 5 of them are skilful tries then you used your limited skill set to score 25% of those tries while the other 75% were simple run in’s Who in your profound wisdom has scored more skilful test tries? Me or you huh? I’ve kept it simple for you
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 17:38
#104
15 Apr 2024, 17:38#104
Hahaha So we just gonna ignore that Arendse has done it in half the time? I guess that metric doesn't fit well with what you'd like to believe? Try putting in into your equation and see what happens... I'll give you a hint...take Arendse's scores and multiple them by 2.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 17:58
#105
15 Apr 2024, 17:58#105
No you dumbfuck it’s not about strike rate If it was then obviously Arendse has a better strike rate but strike rate provides no context. Add context and with it comes the fact that the majority of his tries are simple run ins, hardly the measure of his skill and ability now is it? We know Arendse is a class act thanks to his overall rugby career, it’s certainly not measured by the test tries he has scored. So back to my assertion - Arendse has scored more tries but Kolbe has scored the better tries Now shut the fuck up you stupid prick Stop embarrassing yourself on here. Do you have no shame baldy?
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 19:06
#106
15 Apr 2024, 19:06#106
Saffex you are the guy the denied something easily provable on Google a few days back...RE Rassie playing the French anthem to the Boks. Even in the face of clear evidence that you were completely and utterly wrong, you never accepted it. You told everyone to "fuck off". Do you still think you were right? Much like this thread, where it's very obvious that you are very wrong yet again. You are so adamantly adverse to manning and accepting that you are wrong that would rather let everyone believe you're incredibly dumb. A rare specimen.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 19:10
#107
15 Apr 2024, 19:10#107
How am I wrong on this thread you stupid prick - because you say so huh? Fuck off, the facts speak for themselves - you are the one in the wrong you dumb cunt - wake the fuck up. Its tiresome dealing with such stupidity
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 19:11
#108
15 Apr 2024, 19:11#108
Let's try one more time. Player A scores 2 tries in 100 test appearances. Both are dazzling scores and he sidesteps the entire opposition team to score those two tries. Player B scores 3 tries in 2 appearances. 1 of those tries is highly skilful and he sidesteps the entire opposition team to score that try. Who is the more skilful player? It's really not that difficult.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 19:35
#109
15 Apr 2024, 19:35#109
No dumbfuck number of tests is of zero significance unless we were talking strike rates We are talking skilful tries vs simple run in’s as a percentage of the tries scored, because I have already explained that strike rate without context tells you very little, evidenced by Arendse himself. We are talking about the skill involved in scoring a try, not how many tries you have scored or how many test you have played. We are measuring each and every try scored and evaluating the skill required to score them - nothing else. You with me yet? Of course not. So fuckwit if I score 10 tries and 5 of them are skilful tries then I used my skill set to score 50% of those tries while the other 50% were simple run in’s Now if you scored 20 tries and 5 of them are skilful tries then you used your limited skill set to score 25% of those tries while the other 75% were simple run in’s You are soooooo fucking thick
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 19:58
#110
15 Apr 2024, 19:58#110
My word man... Fatty, what his clear from this thread is that you are willing to attempt to create an entirely new set of nonsensical sports statistics in order to escape simply admitting that you are wrong. I can assure you, nobody reading this agrees with you. It's very obvious that you have to take appearances into account. You can understand why...because your very lacking personality won't allow you too. Personally I find it hilarious. In fact, if you were a tad smarter you'd understand that on a long enough time timeline even the most skill deprived person will do something that appears to be skilful. But this doesn't mean they are skilful. It simply means that had many goes at something and 1 attempt resulted in some extraordinary. I fully realise that this is the purest of pearls before the thickest of pigs.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 21:57
#111
15 Apr 2024, 21:57#111
I give up you are too fucking stupid You bore the fuck out of me Get this into your fucking ignorant head just because you ignorantly say no one reading my takes will agree with me, carries about as much weight as my morning dump Your credibility is on par with that dump Now do us all a favour and go bury that ugly bald head of yours in the sand that way you might start making sense You are as thick as pigshit
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2024, 22:10
#112
15 Apr 2024, 22:10#112
Haha maximum Fat Lip is in the house. The penny finally dropped, didn't it? And here we are, old Fattex using the excuse of being uninterested because he just realised what a massive tool he made of himself. Try being less predictable, then you won't be so effortlessly steamrolled.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Apr 2024, 22:16
#113
15 Apr 2024, 22:16#113
Penny dropped? Are you seriously this stupid ugly mug? Seriously? You have been completely owned Kolbe has scored more skilful tries than Arendse - that is a fact
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
16 Apr 2024, 00:43
#114
16 Apr 2024, 00:43#114

Dave, I'm not buying into the argument but our history goes back many moons so on that basis I warn  you've wasted all of your time arguing with the board's resident numero uno attention seeker.

He accuses you of the very things he is guilty of, he is not up for a debate and is never wrong. I know because I had the same experience in the cricket section when he put up a list of 5 players who according to him and I quote  'They don't come more world class than that' If I remember correctly all of them were white ball players, none of them played test cricket but the one player who stood out as a dud was Reeza Hendricks. Cricket as you know is a stats game and I published all of Hendrick's stats proving that he wasn't World Class. And it got worse.....Hendricks a specialist white ball player has never and will never play in the showpiece of white ball cricket which is the IPL. None of the stats and facts that I published meant a damn thing, our boy stuck with the bone between his yellow dagga coated teeth and wouldn't let go and I daresay that today still he'd bang away about Reeza Hendricks being a world class act. Isn't that a laugh.

As I've said, when you take him on in an argument know that you're wasting your time in that he's never wrong hence the reason no matter what he says about me I'm totally indifferent and indifference is worse than ignore.

One more thing...he's all  animated about the non white/coloured backline players........what the fool doesn't realise is that those type of players have evolved since the 1960's and the reason he doesn't know about them is because non white rugby was buried by the white press. And the only way they could've been 'discovered' was for them to go overseas which they couldn't afford to do financially. As an example in cricket there was D'Oliviera and in soccer Doug Carelse but there were several others who cut the mustard but never got the opportunity.

Next he's going to ad nauseum remind us  with a great deal of fanfare that he's migrating to Canada. Well, it's been over 2 years when in typical fanfare he made that announcement. In the meantime our crypto king is still stuck in Kraaifontein.

Give it a miss Dave, he's not worth it, you are wasting your time.


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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
16 Apr 2024, 03:49
#115
16 Apr 2024, 03:49#115

474 × 311

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
16 Apr 2024, 05:41
#116
16 Apr 2024, 05:41#116
Hi Full-o-Dentsie Fatty's lip is so fat at this point that he's about to tip over. You arrived just in time. Be a good girl and garb some of that lip will you?
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
16 Apr 2024, 05:44
#117
16 Apr 2024, 05:44#117
"Kolbe has scored more skilful tries than Arendse - that is a fact." I is Fatty and I are declared it such. So empty... so noisy...so enraged!!! Tell you what, Fatty...why not call a friend with that Penny?
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
16 Apr 2024, 07:27
#118
16 Apr 2024, 07:27#118

"Or my ice cream business after 5 years is doing really well?

I see how you very carefully worded that statement Dave.

After 5 years, doing well ..... very well done....I am very happy for you, and your family.

However, you do realize that any sensible and intelligent person would not leave a well paying highly successful career as a solicitor, to start any business that might only on start doing well after 5 years.

Pull the other one dude

But again, well done

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
16 Apr 2024, 07:30
#119
16 Apr 2024, 07:30#119

DA did you watch the Gaethje fight on the weekend?

Fight of the year Plum.... possibly of the decade.

Max calling Justin to the middle and ending it via knockout with only 1 second left in the fight..... just brutal

Yeah, I watched all the fights from the prelims..... what a card....

Now it's DDP in August.... can't wait

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
16 Apr 2024, 08:19
#120
16 Apr 2024, 08:19#120

I like that Gaethje was up for it though. 

Being that wild at the end and giving Max a shot when he didn't need to at all...it feels like both guys won the fight to me. Like if you took a fighter and told him he could choose what he wants from the fight...legendary level reputation or the win? Depending where one is at in your career...I think some guys wouldn't automatically choose the win. Rep means something. 

Looking frorward to the Dricus fight. A bit worried that he's losing the underdog status he thrived on. But I think the Adesanya is gonna be more hype than anything else. Dricus will take him out. Adesanya is far too full of himself at this point to actually change what he does in the ring. They'll talk strategy but once in the ring Izzy is just gonna hang behind his jabs and leg kicks like always. Dricus, on the other hand will execute a gameplan - likely based on tackling Adesanya into the cage. Adesanya has to keep the fight standing or he's screwed, so yeah, I think he's screwed.

Would be nice if Dricus wins since it'll mean our boy ran through easily the best Kiwi and Ozzie fighters to have been in the UFC.

Loma is also fighting Kambosos soon. I feel sorry for Kambosos. Loma is used ot fighting much bigger guys and bossing them, so Kambosos has his work but out for him, being so similar in size to Loma. 

And they say this wasn't robbery...


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