Bog ordinary Morris vs class acts Rossouw and haha Miller

Unsurprisingly you've agreed with your butt-buddy the ignorant Rooinek.......which is a laugh.
Here...."However, in the shorter versions of the game that rule becomes irrelevant since the pitch does not really deteriorate markedly in such games."   Just answer me this......why do captains inspect pitches in a ODI game?

Irony: The fawning, grovelling, gollum-like arse-licker who is incapable of even forming an opinion on a subject without his master Moffie's approval calling someone else a "butt-buddy".

It's noticeable you were lying low until the cavalry arrived....a wee bit of support was enough to draw you from your lair, Huh!?....Lurker.
Don't forget the Golden Rule...win toss, bat first Bwhahahahahahaha

By the way Dense, what exactly is a "butt-buddy"? Is that one of those words your daddy taught you?

 Bringing family to the board again, Huh? We'll see where this one ends up.

It was just a question, chump.

As for where this wi ll end up, well, knowing your complete lack of breeding or manners as I do, I guess it'll end up something like your previous rant which went like this . . .

"Perhaps if your father wasn't a drunk and had spent some more time with your mother then just maybe she wouldn't have had the need to service the next door neighbor. Kills a coupla birds with one stone cause then you would have known your real father."

A real reflection of the kind of upbringing you must have had, Dense. I'm guessing that would make your mommy and your daddy burst with pride!

LMAO!

 You brought it on. The above quote was a reaction to what you're started after I warned to leave my late parents off this forum.
Thing is if your daddy wasn't a Poofter wearing pink frilly panties then he probably would have made a man out of you, instead what we have is a pathetic homophobic classless troll. And like I said, if he didn't have those inherent weaknesses then your mommy wouldn't gone around servicing the block.
Do you even know who your real daddy is? Your guess is as good as mine.

LMAO!

Bingo! I think we both knew where this would end up. You can't take the "common" out of low-life trash.

It interests me that you always end up talking about my mother allegedly servicing the block . . . is there something you'd like to tell us, Dense? Do you have some unresolved issues you want to talk about?

As for the bizarre notion of a dad wearing frilly pink panties in front of his kids, that's just too strange for words. I don't even want to know how you came up with that particular vision.

 Nyaaah Nyaaaah Nyaaah Shut-up you low life,I've heard it all before... if you pulled the trigger and knew where it would end up why are you so dumb and arrogant to start it off in the first place.


Oh wait on....the answer is so simple......you just can't handle me exposing your blatant ignorance. Trouble is I don't have to do anything.....this alone speaks volumes...Golden Rule = win toss, bat first Wehe! Geez, it obviously hurts.

". . . if you pulled the trigger and knew where it would end up why are you so dumb and arrogant to start it off in the first place."

Because I quite enjoy it when you demonstrate to everyone what a low-class common little man you really are, that's why.

That's where you struggle......you're always playing to an imaginary audience...your hate injected posts always paint an awful picture of Moz and myself. Nothing would please you more than to see us kicked off the board. You've gone to every extreme to dig into our private lives and to publish our personal details. Your obsession with this board is eating into you and the fact that you have no power frustrates the hell out of you.
You are predictable and monotonous.. We've heard it all before and so often. Your imaginary audience is exactly that......no-one cares.
Should I tell you this forum is a level playing field?....and guess what Sucker...we ain't going anywhere......not until you own this site and there's more chance of me holidaying on Pluto before that happens.
For the umpteenth time,  say what you want to about me but leave my family off this forum.I will not retaliate by bringing your family into a dispute.
I live to give.

Actually Denny is not a little man. He is every bit as tall as Victor....I have seen the image of them together. You on the other hand think 5 10' Sapp isn't short, which probably puts you at 5'8"...about average for a Welsh fellow. The nutrition was a problem for centuries.

 "The nutrition was a problem for centuries."....Classic, Moz....

 Well unlike the Scots, there are no ballads of the Welsh pouring over the borders...a couple of sneak attacks on poorly defended castles is about all there is. This little summary captures their approach:
The tactics used by Welsh armies were formulated to suit the awkward terrain of Wales - this was often the main weapon against the invading English. Primarily, Welsh tactics consisted of ambushes and raids; success in war was measured by the amount of booty brought home. Giraldus Cambrensis notes that it was Welsh habit "to steal anything they can lay their hands on and to live on plunder, theft and robbery". Battle was preferred on marshy or broken ground, which favoured the Welsh's mobility over the clumsy, heavily armoured English knights. The initial onslaught was fierce, but if this did not break the enemy, the Welsh often lost heart. Their spirits were picked up by loud battle cries and war trumpets blowing (according to C12th sources).


''Their spirits were picked up by loud battle cries and trumpets blowing"
Hahaha it seems old habits die hard. The bluster is genetic .

 Well the longbow was very effective. 

Actually Denny, scoreboard pressure is scoreboard pressure. Sure in the shorter format that pressure can be relieved more quickly, but then it can escalate more quickly too. All things being equal, it is in fact better to bat first...in my humble opinion. I did part of my Duke of Edinburgh award in Wales. My group got into a massive bar brawl with some locals because of our bad language in a small village's pub. I've never been able to take the Welsh accent seriously :)

Dense, you can trawl through the historical posts all you like but I know for a fact you will never dig up a post where I call your mother a wh0re or your father a s3xual deviant or a p@edophile. That's the kind of thing that only low-class sc.um would say about someone else's parents.
All I've ever accused your parents of doing is raising a low-life like you . . . and there's no getting away from it, that is the truth. The fact of the matter is that whatever else they did with their lives, they raised a foul-mouthed, sychophantic and deceitful loser like you.
LMAO!
Now go dig through the archives to prove me wrong, you ill-bred, common little person. Off you go now . . .

 " Ceradyne
It is normal for illiterates to be one-incident or one-match fools and in this case it is also them who miss the point totally.  
The T20 WC is played in India - so whatever is written here pertains to the competition in India.  Amla has failed comprehensively in India and the sub-continent in the past and he will continue to fail there.   That is why no Indian franchise team will contract him to play in IPL.    
So that goes out of the window and the one game where Amla did well now suddenly becomes the alpha and the omega in all their arguments.   So think again before you go over the wall of idiocy."   
You are out of your depth mate. Accept it. You asked the question: "How often does that happen....." and then sort of answer "... one in every 6 or 7 matches....". I just provided the facts that refutes what you have said. That is all. But no.... you have to jump on the illiteracy and idiocy bandwagon.
"Amla has failed comprehensively in India and the sub-continent..."
Really?Hambantota - Sri Lanka - v Zim - 32*Hambantota - Sri Lanka - v Sri Lanka - 16Colombo - Sri Lanka - v PAK - 6Colombo - Sri Lanka - v AUS - 17Colombo - Sri Lanka - v India - 0. His only duck ever.Chittagong - Bangladesh - v Sri Lanka - 23Chittagong - Bangladesh v NZ - 41Chittagong - Ban gladesh v Netherlands - 43Chittagong - Bangladesh v England - 56Dhaka - Bangladesh v India 22Dharamsala - India v India 36Cuttack - India v India 2.
"So that goes out of the window and the one game where Amla did well now suddenly becomes the alpha and the omega in all their arguments. "
I could well turn that around and say that out of the two games that he has played in India, you use the one that he failed  in to rubbish him as a T20 player. Strange, isn't it?

 ''Their spirits were picked up by loud battle cries and trumpets blowing"
"Hahaha it seems old habits die hard. The bluster is genetic." 
In other words...old habits die hard. We might be a touch hard on poor Rooitjies seeing it's a genetic thing.  

Sure they never get game time....they get out!

 Hey Vetsak, You had us believe Morris is useless, suddenly now he's bog ordinary....there is a difference...which one is it?

 Ceradunce
Classic Idiot talk:-
"I could well turn that around and say that out of the two games that he has played in India, you use the one that he failed  in to rubbish him as a T20 player. Strange, isn't it??
You have it wrong - village idiot - not me.   It is the IPL clubs who would not have him anywhere near their 20/20 games.  Could not get even an offer from any of the nine clubs.  They know quality deficiency when they see it.    

 Vetsak, which is  better...pig-minding or being a bum lawyer?

 Status: Hall Of Fame 
Posts: 14770RE: Bog ordinary Morris vs class acts Rossouw and haha Miller
February 29, 2016, 23:36:38

Denise there is nothing worse than waking up each day knowing there is no amount of cosmetic surgery that will improve your ugly half cast looks.....must be [removed]ing depressing

You forgot the cows, sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, ponies, hens, geese, ducks, turkeys, cats and dogs you [removed]

•  0 Likes

"half cast"....Dave you are a hopeless racist.

It was because of the "bog ordinary and Useless Moriss that the Proteas won the ODI series. I don't think he's a great allrounder but he's by no means "bog ordinary and Useless" either.