If I asked you for money it would have been for the two prostitutes that accompanied you. Its a tall order booking two girls for the night and expecting me to pay for them. I dont pay for sex it comes naturally to me.
As for the BO, you will probably find you were smelling your quivering upper lip or it could possibly have been that old timers smell, you know the one you smell when you walk into an old age home, soiled nappies and all.......what is it 65 now!!
No it was when you took off your coat thing, to put on the horse blanket the club found for you. Dammit man those coats have to be cleaned occasionaly and the wave of maloderous BO that wafted across caused the Maitre d' to wince.
You seem to be getting confused on the sexual aspect though. One posting is about two ladies of the night.....then it's about you.....hahaha.
But I trust you are better fixed for cash now. All those hints about how just a few quid could see off your creditors. What was it I gave you to get home....a twenty a fifty?
No Moffie you and I went off for a head banging session - Pearl Jam were playing, dont you remember, you had those two slags hold you up all night!!
Sounds like fun, did I have my hearing aid with me?
No, earplugs
