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Brodie the sheep farmer....

Started by Mozart4 REPLIES195 VIEWS· 29 Apr 2015, 22:35
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Apr 2015, 22:35
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29 Apr 2015, 22:35#1

.....heads into Christchurch for a big night on the town. It's wine.....it's women ....it's song. Brodie has a great time which dissolves into oblivion as he quaffs another pint



Brodie  wakes up the next morning to find he has been charged with rape. Disconcerted by his lack of recall....Brodie is lined up in a disheveled group of would be miscreants.



Starshine a large, frumpy woman is led in front of the group by a disinterested police woman....this is the third time in as many months Starshine has claimed rape and been completely unable to identify her assailant.



She walks  disconsolately down the line shrugging her shoulders in apparent resignation.....when suddenly Brodie catches sight of her. His face lights up with satisfaction


" That's her"  he joyfully shouts, "I'd know  her anywhere"

AG
AgPleezDeddyClub Pro900 posts
30 Apr 2015, 01:10
#2
30 Apr 2015, 01:10#2
Moz, have you been on the booze mate? 
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
30 Apr 2015, 01:38
#3
30 Apr 2015, 01:38#3
Nah RooiAAS is your boozer, except when the AA have him in their clutches. I remembered this one after JW told me NZers use recycled toilet paper....if they do that there are a universe of possibilities! 
BL
bluebokPro3,977 posts
30 Apr 2015, 08:23
#4
30 Apr 2015, 08:23#4
Hahaha!
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 May 2015, 02:52
#5
01 May 2015, 02:52#5
Glad you enjoyed in Bloo....it works for me, not for others it would appear.  
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