CJ Stampkar's amazing stat

 Ceradyne you know damn well brandy goes with gingerale !

 It's not that I rate Schoeman. It's just that Lambie kicked an important penalty once...And that's it. 

 Wardad
 
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March 09, 2017, 06:17:12

 Ceradyne you know damn well brandy goes with gingerale !

That might also be an option but then ComradeMike would have his brandy on the rocks with ginger ale. 

PS. If and when I drink brandy my choice always draws a few funny remarks from bystanders. I have my brandy either with ice and a little water or with tonic.

 

 Still can't believe it but I've seen someone drink brandy and milk as a chaser...Yuk!
Mike what's your favourite whisky?

Well, anyone who reads this board regularly will know of my well documented (alleged) drinking habits and will know that I mix my brandy with breakfast cereal.

 Lol @ Rooinek, good one!

 Yeah Rooie but what kind  of cereal ?

Rye and hops

 I insisted that my 8 9 year old bed laying grandfather whiskey with milk and two weeks later he was out of bed and walking all over town and not thinking he would lie down till he dies.
Problem is a few months later he went in the rain to the shops and got pneumonia which caused his demise.
My advice  to Mozart is take a whiskey and milk and it would clear up your befuddled brain.     

 I insisted that my 8 9 year old bed laying grandfather whiskey with milk and two weeks later he was out of bed and walking all over town and not thinking he would lie down till he dies.
Problem is a few months later he went in the rain to the shops and got pneumonia which caused his demise.
My advice  to Mozart is take a whiskey and milk and it would clear up your befuddled brain.     

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I see we've moved on from cricket to cereals and what we pour over them.

Big improvement if you ask me.

Moz I see you are as rugby clueless as ever....what is the role of a blindside flanker in NH conditions. CJ has been outstanding all 6N by some distance the standout blindside reflected in his weekly selection in the team of the week and the obvious starter for the Lions. He is the go to man in traffic always makes yards in traffic setting up phases. Every time I see him play I regret the massive loss he is to SA rugby....one of the best loosies in the game right now But talk us through blindsides running 100 s of metres in space beating defenders at will in the 6Ns Good one Moz I see you have not lost your touch

 
Stander showed his class back in the day at the Bulls.

He's gone on to confirm his brilliance several times over since then.

Massive loss to SA rugby.

Back to reality..... 2 Italians beaten in 69 runs.....it's gotta be some kind of record!

Moz you are beyond rugby education

I'm that educated, no need for anything more......geez thanks Dave.

 One would not say you are educated in rugby - if you were you would not come up with the BS you constantly spout on this site.   If one follow what you say as correct you will still be stuck in the  Meyer era - remember the Japan fiasco and your total lack in evaluating the reasons for that one.   

 Okay no more disgusting lies Tokkie, you said Alberts averaged 1.8 metres a carry for his test career......produce the source you buxom bonehead.

 Indeed they are cereals Rooie ,just being taken in liquid form !Brandy and milk might motivate Stampkar to run fast but most likely for the toilet !CC are you in the Fantasy Rugby ?

 ESPH provided the stats and it was dealt with over a period of years on this site.   You are the one who can produce past items when you believe it supports your arguments - so why not go back and produce same in this case? 
I am not going to redo the whole story just because you insist on it.   Your response when the issue was dealt with  at the time was your standard BS as quoted before.   Sorry - but you are the one that should apologize in this case.          

CJ could have made a good hooker. Too small for an SA number 7 flank

 Nope Tokkie you disgusting liar....espn's career stats only speak to scoring variables, NOT to tackles or metres per run. I know of no source for career match stats like defenders beaten or metres per run. You are just making it up you pathetic slimeball.

Mozart
There never has been a bigger liar on this site than you and that is why one can never discuss anything with you.  If you take match by match played from the ESPN stats in respect of a player you get the result I mentioned.  
Are you too stupid to realize that.   When I did that iro of Fat Fransie and Fatter Alberts - you came up with the classic Mozart lie - the value of the two players in the team is not reflected in their stats.    
I am sick and tired of your total lies and misrepresentations on the site - too stupid to try and correct your BS.

So your defence is at some point you went through Alberts' 43 tests and calculated the 1.8 metres per carry you claim he averaged over his career?

 Yes - but more importantly I also went through his Super Rugby stats - equally disgustingly poor.  The man was never a proper loosie - he was too slow for that and he was a poor player in all aspects of loosie play.  

Liar....he ran 242 times in tests making 587 metres...average 2.43 metres. You never went through his stats, you picked a number you thought was the lowest plausible number you could post....and then you defended your lie without an ounce of embarrassment. You are a nasty piece of work Tokkie.

 I went through both formats - tests and Super rugby.   But you manage to check it and now says he made 2,43 meters per carry.  OK - I accept that - but how many defenders did he beat with that kind of average carry?  
In 43 tests played he made 242 carries, so he - the lazy bugger - had  just over 5 carries per average in tests.  Since he was a disaster on defense - he was and remains a lazy useless loosie.  
Would pick Stander ahead of him any day.  

 I went through both formats - tests and Super rugby.   But you manage to check it and now says he made 2,43 meters per carry.  OK - I accept that - but how many defenders did he beat with that kind of average carry?  
In 43 tests played he made 242 carries, so he - the lazy bugger - had  just over 5 carries per average in tests.  Since he was a disaster on defense - he was and remains a lazy useless loosie.  
Would pick Stander ahead of him any day.  

 You accept that.....gee thanks. But a bit late when you claimed he made 1.8 metres a carry......and then lied about your lie by saying you included all his Super Rugby games. Which of course means his Super Rugby average had to be in the low ones. The trouble with lying Tokkie is liars tend to get caught, just as you have been right here.

 
Hey there, Wardad.

Fraid not.

I guess it's a little too late to join now.

Give me the details please. I'll join anyway. 

Klown, We have a team called the Killer Clowns which I thought might be you but if it's not and you'd like to still enter then register here and once you're in, join a league called Ruckers Forum where the code is SJCNUJ6A.

 
Awesome man.

Thanks.

 Mozart - bloody idiot - his average was poor - whether 2,5 or 1,8.  Bloody useless in all aspects of loosie play - but you - the v illage idiot liar on this site always supported him.

 
Redneck ... I've found a "Ruckers Forum 1" ... and it's full.

This clearly isn't the league you were refering to, right?

 Theres two ,Ruckers forum 1 and just Ruckers Forum .

Klown, no, that league is full and anyway it's a head-to-head league which means it's got a maximum number of players and is ranked on points you score against your fellow league members rather than on total Fantasy points.

You should find a "Ruckers Forum" league (without the "1") which is an Open league with unlimited members. Just use the league code SJCNUJ6A and you'll find us.

 
Of course. How doff of me.

Thank you.

I'm in. I suppose I'm too late for this weekend. No matter I'll put a team together for the next round.

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