BEBeeno1
Captain40,032 posts
BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Sept 2017, 11:18#121
Dr Mozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz do wake up CC Wee cc and rooitwit are claiming to have had other matches against dense denise which they won. Common sense tells one a half wit like dense denise wouldn't beat CC or Rooitwit. Hence dense ducking the challenge as he knows he would lose.It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see ou dense denise has made an idiot of himself yet again. Hahahahahahahahahaha - it' s what he does!Dense doubtless uses some chess computer programme to cheat and get wins. The oak just can't be trusted. Hence again a reason for him ducking the challenge set by rooitwit!
Its game set and match and poor dense denise loses Again!
GEgeneraltit
Pro3,164 posts
13 Sept 2017, 12:13#122
SLMAOAATY!
What duz dis mean.
Intriguing... could it be Welsh...lol.
MOMozart
Captain49,914 posts
MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
13 Sept 2017, 14:15#123
HasBeen just admit you missed the key point that denny's claim is doc.umented and you are now looking stupid. Why believe Urinal when I have just proved his dishonesty a few posts up. One plus one equals.....that's right....two. Get with it and stop sucking up to the very guy who laughs at you man.....have some bloody dignity.
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
13 Sept 2017, 15:01#124
". . . I have just proved his dishonesty a few posts up."
Rubbish. The only thing you have proven, Moffie, is what a pathetically childish little liar you are.
Further up the page you're stroking your own ego again by claiming that I'm not even "contesting" some alleged lie of yours . . . well here's a newsflash chump, I don't feel the need to "contest" anything with a disgustingly deceitful and irrelevant old relic like you.
I've seen how you behave and the lengths you'll go to when you've made a fool of yourself or shown yourself up to be a juvenile little infant or a self-important braggart or a stinking liar (so pretty much all of the time) . . . but one thing I've told you before that you need to understand, Moffie, is that you are beneath my contempt. If I don't debate or argue with you or "contest" your pathetic little lies, it's not because I can't, it's because you're an irrelevance to me and I know how pointless it is to try and reason with a squealing and tearful 70 year old liar with the emotional maturity of a 5 year old.
Is that clear? No? Oh well then, just carry on lying, ducking, manipulating and screaming "game set and match" . . . maybe your Servile Gimps will buy it.
MOMozart
Captain49,914 posts
MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
13 Sept 2017, 15:19#125
Wrong again Urinal....you claimed you never started these attacks on family members, I have revived the string on which you did it .....you are posting on that string.
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Game, set and match!
BEBeeno1
Captain40,032 posts
BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Sept 2017, 20:49#126
Both wee CC and Rooitwit claim to have won games not reflected on what ou dense denise posted. Why should I believe dense denise above them? Also common sense says dense denise is a lot less smart than either of them.
MOMozart
Captain49,914 posts
MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
13 Sept 2017, 21:36#127
Because CC changes his allegiances daily and especially because Urinal is a ritual liar, and I can't recall one instance where Denny has been proven to lie. Because Denny has given you official records which prove he won more games on record, which isn't disputed. In your animus towards denny you are aligning yourself with the low life who has taunted you for years on the Board. Stupid doesn't do this justice.
JWJust_win
Captain18,570 posts
JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
13 Sept 2017, 22:18#128
Mozart, Beeno has proven to be balanced in his argumentation, he argues unintelligibly for both sides.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
14 Sept 2017, 07:22#129
Both wee CC and Rooitwit claim to have won games not reflected on what ou dense denise posted.
It's really quite simple Beeno, why don't you ask your new found friends to post up a record of their wins, just like I did. Talk is cheap.
Problem solved.
14 Sept 2017, 08:17#130
Why not accept my challenge then, Denny?
Show us all what a wonderful chess master you are.
I'm easy pickings, right? All you need to do is just show up and slap me a round a bit.
Go on ... you know you wanna.
14 Sept 2017, 08:24#131
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaa!!!
Shame ... poor old Mozart. He so wants to befriend me. He's still upset after all this time. Will he ever recover is the question? Will he ever get over letting me slip through his fingers? He cams so close ... and yet it just wasn't to be.
Haaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa!!!
Never mind, Chip ... you still have Denny.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
14 Sept 2017, 09:11#132
I feel your pain Clean Cut...honest I do. Those losses hang around your head like the rotting flesh of an unwashed Zuma. I understand and I feel so sorry to be the one to have inflicted the irreparable misery and I can imagine you pacing the room, agitated, restless, fidgety, sweaty sleepless nights, , .....tranquilizers.....anything to get over the suffering. Nothing helps....you're stuck with it for the rest of your miserable life.
Can't help you buddy, you're on your own, you don't inspire me, I need a challenge.
Ja, so fancy going to bed and waking up every single day with this at both the front and back of your head......"Denny kicked my ass."
14 Sept 2017, 09:31#133
Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaa
No need to be so graphic with your Zuma comment. You made me cringe.
Well there you have it folks. Denny cowering in the corner ... as expected.
LOL !!!
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
14 Sept 2017, 13:53#134
Dense has been cowering in a corner since I asked him a question on this very thread almost a year ago.
The trembling jellyfish is yet to answer my question about the 1st 5 games he and I ever played (in real time rather than correspondence where someone of his low character and poor breeding could conceivably cheat using a computer).
I wouldn't expect an answer from Dense any time soon if I were you. Not an honest answer anyway.
BEBeeno1
Captain40,032 posts
BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
14 Sept 2017, 14:15#135
Bwahahhahahahaha ou denny ducks the challenge. I am more convinced than ever Rooitwit and wee CC are better palyers. Hahahahahahahaha very funny JW. But lets face facts Beeno usually hones in on the truth pretty well!
Dr Moz I don't care a fig how much ou rooiwtit and wee cc criticize me. Dense denise has been called out and has run with his tail between his legs HahahahahahahahahahaDense is your friend Moz but very definitely not mine.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
15 Sept 2017, 04:24#136
So here I was having a bit of tonque in cheek banter with Clean Cut only to see the board misery jumping in and whining away about his "wins" and about my "poor breeding"....again. This had nothing to do with you and everything to do with Clean Cut and myself having a bit of fun.
All unprovoked, no-one pressed your button UrineRooi......with your "superior breeding" you should know to speak when spoken to, so if and when I do address you consider it a favour.
And let this be fair warning UrineRooi, unlike you I respect my late parents from whom I have my so-called "poor breeding".......just don't cry when I retaliate in kind and I will if you persist with your insults.
I don't know why I even bother to give you fair warning, anyway I hope this penetrates your thick skin and arrogance and that you learn to attack me without dragging my family into the argument.
There everyone, specially those of you who now sit mouse but keen on pulling the trigger after I retaliate.
MOMozart
Captain49,914 posts
MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
15 Sept 2017, 06:30#137
Poor old Turncoat still trying to make a virtue of his Quisling tendencies. No old chap, observing you are totally unreliable does not mean we wanted to be allied to you in first place....what's the use of a compadre who has his head handed to him in every conflict. Best just tell us about the dogs and how you became leader of the pack.
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I'm wondering, does this CleanCut thing mean you are a butcher by profession?
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LMAOFY!
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
15 Sept 2017, 07:19#138
As usual, the pathetic coward blows a lot of hot air but doesn't answer the question.
Dense, you and I both know why you always duck my question about those first 5 games of chess we played in real-time. You have built up this big lie about your supposed chess ability and you can't lose face now by admitting you were reduced to making blubbering little excuses like "I don't know why you always win because I always have the better positions". Yes, you took two games off me in correspondence chess . . . but we also know that unlike real-time chess, that's a form of chess where a person of low character could get help from a friend or a computer. Not so?
Oh and Dense, you can stop giving me "fair warning" now. I concede that I have received "fair warning" from you more times than I can remember so you can go ahead and take the next step safe in the knowledge that your "fair warnings" have been noted.
Okay?
Trust me, I really don't care what a common, ill-bred and foul-mouthed low-life from the Cape Flats has to say about my mother, my father or any of my other family members so go ahead. I doubt it could be much worse than what you already said about my mother servicing the neighbourhood but if you want to prove me wrong, go right ahead. You have my permission. Just stop with these stupid warnings . . . as if I care what you have to say.
We are all adverts for the way our parents raised us. As you know, I consider you to be a stupid, ill-bred and cowardly suck-up so if you want to pretend I'm insulting your parents by saying that then go ahead. I don't care.
As long as everyone can see how you're dodging the question and what a sickening liar and coward you are, I'm happy!
15 Sept 2017, 08:30#140
I know how we can settle the debate once and for all. I say we set up a real time chess competition. Rooiter, Denny and CC play each other 3 times each. The top two then go into a final of three games. The winner of the final best of three is the board chess master.
Anyone else wanting to prove their weight is welcome to throw their name into the hat.
I'd honestly clear time in my day to watch such a competition! Fark it! I'd even place a couple of bets.
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
15 Sept 2017, 08:36#142
Any time, except note that in chess we do everything in even numbers so players get equal chances with the black and white pieces.
I reckon just a plain 5/5 round robin where we all play each other twice, once as black and once as white. Very easy to set up on www.redhotpawn or on www.chess.com. The more the merrier.
Edit: Sorry, just to explain, 5/5 means you get 5 minutes in total plus an extra 5 seconds back on your clock every time you move. Pretty much the standard for blitz chess.
15 Sept 2017, 08:37#143
Not that I believe it would be necessary, but for verification purposes, each participant could record the board with a webcam...which has sound. No faces will be on camera, only the board and the sound verifying no discussions are being had.
Seriously, I'd actually love to watch how it would play out.
15 Sept 2017, 08:39#144
That sounds good to me Rooiter. Come on boys, make it happen.
15 Sept 2017, 08:42#145
Well BeanDip ... you may be a loon ... probably from all the broccoli ... but you have a good heart and can really be funny at times ... so no ... I don't think of you as an enemy at all ... quite the opposite actually.
Besides ... you are one of very few here that have similar feelings regarding quotas and unmerited selections.
Kindred spirits in a way.
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
15 Sept 2017, 08:43#146
Webcam? Not sure I understand how that would possibly help.
These chess sites allow you to play on a interface that records and displays the moves, keeps time and everything else you could possibly need. There's no physical chessboard involved.
15 Sept 2017, 09:03#148
Nah ... I've challenged him many times ... he's not interested ... he's a good player ... lacks a little confidence it seems ... no matter ... I shan't challenge him again.
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
15 Sept 2017, 09:08#149
Yet another post that reinforces my mental image of Dumb Ass as this red-faced little class monitor shaking his hand up and down, sticking out his tongue and saying things like: "Oooooooooh I'm telling, I'm telling . . . nyaaah nyaaah nyaaah . . . Piss Mint did this . . . Piss Mint did that . . . it's not fair . . . I'm telling teacher . . . Piss Mint was mean to me . . . I'm going to tell on . . . just you wait . . ." etc.
LMAO!
BEBeeno1
Captain40,032 posts
BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
15 Sept 2017, 09:16#150
Well that concludes the matter I guess. Dense denise clearly got beaten at chess but prefers to give selected results.It's also very clear dense dense has ducked the chess challenge and scurried away tail between legs. Bwahhahahahahahahaha
Well having concluded this spat whats up next oaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15 Sept 2017, 09:36#152
Well ... this thread has discussed many topics ... so why not debate whether Donald T rump will go down in history as the biggest clown ever to take the oval office ... or not?
I'm only kidding.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
15 Sept 2017, 10:04#153
Bluebok
DA has it spot-on.....
When Denny wins, which he would easily do..... Piss Mint would just accuse Denny of having 10 people surrounding him and assisting him with his chess moves.
Besides, I have nothing to prove but if you want I can re-post all the results again.
The webcam idea is a laugh, Blitz Chess for the uniniated compares to 20/20 cricket and you know what serious cricket fans think of 20/20 so as a rule I don't play Blitz Chess.It sucks!
I'm also not sure why these guys want to play me again, right now as we speak there's about 33,000+ players online...perhaps I should feel flattered.
Unless there's no claims of cheating and if I'm allowed input into the conditions of play, right now I would have to decline.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
15 Sept 2017, 10:08#154
Piss Mint then said, whatever made Ceradyne decide to come back, Piss Mint himself would campaign to reinstate whatever was in place to begin with, that made Ceradyne leave in the first place.
Thanks DA, forgot about that one but now Ceradyne sucks up to him......is that why UrineRooi calls him Ceradunce?
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
15 Sept 2017, 10:53#155
"I don't know why you beat me all the time . . . I always have the better positions . . . sniff . . ."
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
From the chess noob who wouldn't know a good position if it slapped him through his astonishingly ugly face.
Don't worry Dense, I'm not surprised you chickened out. You're obviously not quite over the beating you took the last time we played blitz.
Funniest thing for me is the fact that chess is a very big part of your life and you clearly spend a lot of time on it and identify as a chess player. For me it's not a big deal at all . . . a bit of fun and a very occasional pastime . . . and yet I could still clean out your clock if I played blindfold and gave you a queen.
LMAO!
15 Sept 2017, 12:29#156
No Denny ... that's not quite true ...
The reason you don't want to accept either of our challenges is because you're afraid of being embarrassed on this site ... and let's face it ... the chances are pretty good that both of us would thump you badly ...
Both Redneck and I have reached the early 1700's ... and that's with our opponent average being 1600+. You on the other hand prefer to play the lowly 1400 ranked players ... and if memory serves me correctly, you lost many matches to them.
Playing those lowly ranked noobs almost guarantees you a win ... well in your case not so much. It's like a bully picking on a kid much smaller than himself ... and on a ocassion gets himself beat up by the smaller kid.
Em barrassing!!
It's not a matter of having "nothing to prove" but rather a matter of subduing that fearful cowardly sensation that's buildt up in your crop. You've allowed your fear to get the better of you ... and besides ... you know you'd look the fool after all that mouthing off, if we actually beat you.
It's called cowardice. You're familiar with that sensation, right?
That my dear Denny is the sole reason for you declining our challenge.
LOL!!!
15 Sept 2017, 12:31#157
Hey, I tried. What more can a man do? In that case you can all just continue to go at it. At least something funny comes out of the back and forth every now and again.
15 Sept 2017, 12:33#158
Yeah thanks BlueBok ... it was never going to happen.
As for me ... I'm done with the back and forth on this. Much rather go play a little more chess.
You're not up for a game are you?
15 Sept 2017, 12:47#159
Last played chess in primary school CC. I reckon an inanimate carbon rod would beat me. I therefore decline in the interest of saving face.