Clown ....admit you were wrong

"Last played chess in primary school CC. I reckon an inanimate carbon rod would beat me."

I see . . . so roughly Dense's level then . . .

 Well you are entitled to your opinion but the reality is numbers don't lie.....and I have the numbers. I can't imagine the grief I've caused you but for what it's worth you do have my sympathy. I gather you'd like to extract revenge and I might cut you some slack but in the meantime I might just enjoy you gnashing your teeth and snorting through your nostrils.
And say puleeez don't embarrass yourself any further by telling how a lowly ranked upstart like me kicked both your highly ranked arses. It only adds insult to injury. 
I live to give.

You have some numbers, Dense. Anyone reading this thread can see for themselves that you are refusing to answer the question about the games we have no numbers for.

You and I both know why.

You have to love this thread.....Urinal and Turncoat are official losers. Then they turn ( that word again) around and accuse the guy who destroyed them of cheating and demand a rematch. Funny stuff, but of course none of this, including the so-called cheating was even a topic before I brought up this thread. Turncoat was thanking denny for helping him find chess sites. .. Hilarious.

Yeah...never seen such integrity and unbiasedness amongst a group of such trustworthy and honest individuals....can you imagine having them as part of a jury in an american court case...an innocent accused could easy end up on death row...Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Or be one of the more than a million killed in the Russian gulags...a number that comes directly from the Russian archives. Think most people would take their chances with the American jury.

Lol...for those like ol' naphthalene balls who anticipate a bumpy last ride...maybe it's time to order one Mothballs do you think you could afford one of these before your last ride....lol

For those Philistines you think they will RIP after a life of debauchery and dishonest "wheel 'n dealin'"

Maybe Denny can be the pall-bearer.



Mothballs wants to go up (or down) in....dare I say it in smoke....don't you think this is a bit of waste ol' codger???..lol.

Denny as Paul Bearer

Hilarious Chabal, that's exactly my mental image of you.....but you should probably focus on the Pall Bearers in the Peoples' Paradise....all million plus of them..

 Moz can you please set some ground rules as to which clown is which ? I bear no ill will towards Rooienek so if we just call cc Clunty Clown or Clown Clunt ,even Cankles the Clown will do thanks .I was wondering how long it would take for CluntyClown to turn on Denny he does this all the time ,sticks out an olive branch then sharpens the end of it to stab ones back when your not looking .This douchebag CluntyClowns vile attacks on family confirms his lack of character ,Denny FFS dont go down that track be the better man [ in CluntyClowns case this requires minimal effort].And moz you should be kinder to dumb animals ,beandiks unrequited love has been dashed to pieces with your still rather mild rebuke but thats sycophancy for ya.

 If you bother to read through their threads you'd know precisely what a pair of losers sound like....I'm a cowar d, a cheat and it's my fault for kicking their asses!  What I don't get is why then do they beg a rematch with the so-called "cheat"? Wouldn't I be "cheating" again?
The fools should instead be looking at themselves to find the solutions that brought about their demise.UrineRooi for example as I've repeatedly said approaches the game with a boots and all mentality. The persona he displays on here comes through very clearly in his style of play....knowing that it's so easy, sit back, let him come at you, wait till he runs out of steam, then in one swift move kick him straight in the nuts. His approach is typical of old style Bok rugby, no fluency, subtlety, smarts, a feign, deception...nope, it's head first straight into a brick wall.
As for Clean Cut, well he could have been a good player but is obsessed with UrineRooi and lives in his shadow instead of being his own identity so the same fate falls on him.Of the two he could have been the better contender......keen as mustard, but again, one who lacks the finer points. A quota player, a goat.
It's such a pity,I almost feel their pain.

Hahahaha, geez den that's cutting them down to size...funny stuff. .. WD I prefer the name Turncoat for the erstwhile Clown...the man is cerainly a clown, but his main characteristic is back stabbing.

 
No Denny ... I never called you a cheat. A coward yes but not a cheat.

You say you don't use external help as an aid ... I accept that ... in other words ... you beat me fair and square.

You don't want to put your title on the line ... fine. You have that right.

No big deal ... it is in the end only a game of chess.

However ... if you're ever up for a match or three ... let me know.  

 "Turncoat " does sum up what there is to be had of him ,is he in that new movie enticing little boys down drains thence to commit unspeakable acts?.Like trying to beat them at chess and knocking the board over when they arent looking ?

 And Moz I think "Clean Cut " refers to an unfortunate error regarding a surgeon a vasectomy and some incorrectly filed paperwork resulting in an "orchidectomy "possibly the unkindest cut of all.And it has nothing to do with gardening BTW.

 
Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa ... and in walk Fats ... gumboots and all.

Had any "tail" lately, big boy? Dipped that wick in some mutton again, huh ... or was it lamb?

Do your mates bring their own boots with them on boys night out or is it share and share alike? LOL!!! Gotta love having them boys over, right?

Does the missus know? How could she not ... with all that cheering and bleating going on. Turns a blindeye, huh? Probably a hick just like you ... right?

Make sure to get those hind feet firmly secured, Fats. Wouldn't want you to suffer a stray hoof.   

LOL!!!

A "cowered" (sic)?
Hahahahaha! Good word . . . but use a spellcheck, stipid!

Chabal's on the warpath...CC...no need to get grossly coarse and vulgar...Wardaddy is basically a decent okie...Mozart thinks I look the Paul Bearer and I visualise him to look like Kenneth Williams or Charles Hawtry

Exactly as I see Mothballetjies Mozart lol...we all have our images of posters....Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

 However ... if you're ever up for a match or three ... let me know.  
Will do.....best of 3 will do me. 

Be a while though as I'm playing in 4 tournaments at the moment and looks like I've graduated to the nex t round in three of them.
Still not sure why you want to play me when like you say it's only a game.

I love a challenge, Denny ... and besides you hold the title against my CleanCut character.

Oh and you were right about these three day tournaments. Those partaking in it aren't in a hurry to move. This could take months.

Lesson learnt.

 It gets even worse when someone has a vacation break but you'll be fine when you play in several tournaments.