That's the most polite job application I have seen Just_win
Simple and concise, yet effective and well worded
I think you deserve, more than most, to be deputised
Pro7,008 posts
17 Jul 2014, 10:25
#121
17 Jul 2014, 10:25#121
Denny
Started by Devil's Advocate172 REPLIES4,420 VIEWS· 09 Jul 2014, 16:21
Pro7,008 posts
17 Jul 2014, 10:33
#122
17 Jul 2014, 10:33#122
I hope all these guys or girls that have been mentioned are decent people, because I have now been called
Stu
Duke
Ceradyne
Dorkie
bedpan
Five different posters, I hope the are good people
Captain18,570 posts
17 Jul 2014, 10:48
#123
17 Jul 2014, 10:48#123
Devil's Advocate: please add to your list that you have also been identified as the black duck - that daffy fellow
Evidence has been submit ted but is pending review & decision by Beeno.
Pro7,008 posts
17 Jul 2014, 10:55
#124
17 Jul 2014, 10:55#124
Sorry Just_win, I missed that one
How daft of me to forget Daffy
Beeno seems a decent bloke, so I expect an honest and favourable outcome following a lengthly deliberation
Pro9,374 posts
17 Jul 2014, 11:06
#125
17 Jul 2014, 11:06#125
Devil's Advocate
Status: Baby Bok
Posts: 243 RE: Denny
July 17, 2014, 10:33:01
I hope all these guys or girls that have been mentioned are decent people, because I have now been called
Stu
Duke
Ceradyne
Dorkie
bedpan
Five different posters, I hope the are good people
I think Duke will have a bit of a laugh when he reads all those Afrikaans posts that he made. Ditto Dorkie who is also Duke. So,that would make it Duke aka Dorkie (who both do not speak Afrikaans) aka Devil's Advocate.
Then we have Stu who understands Afrikaans perfectly well but being English speaking never posts in Afrikaans.
Then we have bedpan aka Taipan who also never post in Afrikaans.
And then there is me. And I am definitely not Devil's Advocate but I know who Devil's Advocate is and I am not going to tell.
Captain18,570 posts
17 Jul 2014, 11:09
#126
17 Jul 2014, 11:09#126
Mole-hunting: the "three degrees of separation theory" - SArugby.com brain-trust at work
Beeno Rooinek Mozart
Beeno is rumored to be the master-mind behind a "three degrees of separation" theory which would allow identfication of moles. Although he is the inspiration behind this revolutionary detection theory he is rumored to have difficulty concentrating so results may never materialize. We are hoping Mozart (self-declared genius) will deliver results. CleverMike: would you mind not engaging Mozart in your "debates" for a while so he can work on this problem? Last time you distracted Moz with disastrous results.
"One must remain optimistic" mumbled the fair-minded kiwi
Beeno Rooinek Mozart
Beeno is rumored to be the master-mind behind a "three degrees of separation" theory which would allow identfication of moles. Although he is the inspiration behind this revolutionary detection theory he is rumored to have difficulty concentrating so results may never materialize. We are hoping Mozart (self-declared genius) will deliver results. CleverMike: would you mind not engaging Mozart in your "debates" for a while so he can work on this problem? Last time you distracted Moz with disastrous results.
"One must remain optimistic" mumbled the fair-minded kiwi
Captain40,032 posts
17 Jul 2014, 14:21
#127
17 Jul 2014, 14:21#127
Cloudy I must request you do nothing to encourage the progressively more unhinged JW.
JW to explain again to you a number of moles have already been unmasked. This villain DA will in due course suffer the same shameful fate.
It could well be ou "dof doos" "cerudunce" windpomp. The best disguise windpomp could have is to behave decently . Think of that! CC maybe onto something Bwahahahaha.
However what is certain is DA is not new to many here.
However I have no serious problem with a well behaved mole and so far DA is cutting it. I said so far.
JW to explain again to you a number of moles have already been unmasked. This villain DA will in due course suffer the same shameful fate.
It could well be ou "dof doos" "cerudunce" windpomp. The best disguise windpomp could have is to behave decently . Think of that! CC maybe onto something Bwahahahaha.
However what is certain is DA is not new to many here.
However I have no serious problem with a well behaved mole and so far DA is cutting it. I said so far.
Pro7,008 posts
17 Jul 2014, 14:30
#128
17 Jul 2014, 14:30#128
Can't believe it
Beeno said some nice words about me
* Blushing *
Captain40,032 posts
17 Jul 2014, 14:36
#129
17 Jul 2014, 14:36#129
JW I think Elma Fudd is it is wondering how he missed. Looks like he will be blaming the riffle.
Captain40,032 posts
17 Jul 2014, 14:38
#130
17 Jul 2014, 14:38#130
Dont get carried away DA.
Pro7,008 posts
17 Jul 2014, 15:35
#131
17 Jul 2014, 15:35#131
Battling to r estrain my excitement... will try not to
Captain18,570 posts
17 Jul 2014, 15:53
#132
17 Jul 2014, 15:53#132
Beeno:
Perhaps there is a mole hiding in the grass, it is unfortunate that the black duck took a shot in the ass Collateral damage I guess.
Pro7,008 posts
17 Jul 2014, 17:04
#133
17 Jul 2014, 17:04#133
Who shot who in the ass !
And more importantly, how the hell do I not know about it
Pro4,378 posts
17 Jul 2014, 17:09
#134
17 Jul 2014, 17:09#134
You're clearly well padded in that area
Pro7,008 posts
17 Jul 2014, 17:28
#135
17 Jul 2014, 17:28#135
Oh... was it me
Didn't notice anything..... promise
Pro4,378 posts
17 Jul 2014, 18:48
#136
17 Jul 2014, 18:48#136
I imagine a few want to give you a bit of buck shot
Pro7,008 posts
17 Jul 2014, 18:58
#137
17 Jul 2014, 18:58#137
Yeah
They will have to pick a number and stand in line
Pro4,378 posts
17 Jul 2014, 19:15
#138
17 Jul 2014, 19:15#138
Oooh....like being a the Deli counter or something ? Not that I do my own shopping
Do we have to draw straws or something ?? Last time I was asked to do that was at a party and someone was about to fire some electricity through a piercing in a rather painful part if his anatomy. There were only two girls there, myself and a friend, and I had declined his "kind" offer....so we were invited to draw straws. I am glad to say I lost. I made it clear I was going to refuse yet again if I had won the honour. What an idiot.....Such a long time ago....
So this would be something new to me. I don't get out much, you understand
Well, I don't get out at all these days
Do we have to draw straws or something ?? Last time I was asked to do that was at a party and someone was about to fire some electricity through a piercing in a rather painful part if his anatomy. There were only two girls there, myself and a friend, and I had declined his "kind" offer....so we were invited to draw straws. I am glad to say I lost. I made it clear I was going to refuse yet again if I had won the honour. What an idiot.....Such a long time ago....
So this would be something new to me. I don't get out much, you understand
Well, I don't get out at all these days
Captain18,570 posts
17 Jul 2014, 19:48
#139
17 Jul 2014, 19:48#139
Did you ever notice how both CC and DA put a double space between lines?
Devil's Advocate
Status: Baby Bok
Posts: 250RE: Denny
July 17, 2014, 14:30:19
CleanCut
Status: Bok regular
Posts: 1709RE: Denny
July 16, 2014, 11:38:32
Giving ol "Mushroom" a hard time I see.
Keep it up.
I enjoy his tearful responses.
That would mean DA could be/is:
The Black duck
Devil's Advocate
Status: Baby Bok
Posts: 250RE: Denny
July 17, 2014, 14:30:19
Can't believe it
Beeno said some nice words about me
* Blushing *
CleanCut
Status: Bok regular
Posts: 1709RE: Denny
July 16, 2014, 11:38:32
Giving ol "Mushroom" a hard time I see.
Keep it up.
I enjoy his tearful responses.
That would mean DA could be/is:
The Black duck
Stu
Duke
Ceradyne
Dorkie
bedpan
Clean Cut
Captain18,570 posts
17 Jul 2014, 19:55
#140
17 Jul 2014, 19:55#140
Devil's Advocate: I suggest you use the picture below as your avatar. At least you would combine two of your IDs into one picture.
PS: what are you planning to do with the matches you have in your hand?
PS: what are you planning to do with the matches you have in your hand?
Pro1,870 posts
17 Jul 2014, 19:57
#141
17 Jul 2014, 19:57#141
JW - thats my call as well - check out Leatherman thread. He used the phrase "me thinks"
Captain18,570 posts
17 Jul 2014, 20:33
#142
17 Jul 2014, 20:33#142
Problem is if we eliminated all the multiple ids from this forum we might be down to as few as 10 posters.
Hence the brilliant insight attributed to Beeno, i.e. that we are all connected by three degrees of separation (in fact it is 5) so why be picky unless the behavior is outrageous?
Having multiple ids is cowardly behavior but if they express different views on rugby...it's a contribution.
Hence the brilliant insight attributed to Beeno, i.e. that we are all connected by three degrees of separation (in fact it is 5) so why be picky unless the behavior is outrageous?
Having multiple ids is cowardly behavior but if they express different views on rugby...it's a contribution.
Pro9,374 posts
17 Jul 2014, 20:50
#143
17 Jul 2014, 20:50#143
10 Posters? That many?
Pro1,870 posts
17 Jul 2014, 21:17
#144
17 Jul 2014, 21:17#144
Aah JW - if only you had been around when Ole Cruz was being given the stick by your AB mates. A voice of reason would have been welcomed.
Not sure who that guy really was, but he made some great contributions
Not sure who that guy really was, but he made some great contributions
Captain40,032 posts
17 Jul 2014, 21:30
#145
17 Jul 2014, 21:30#145
What a complete load of twaddle. Yes we have a few moles here and I have listed them.
Next daffy duck is JW who is trying to hoist it on DA. Typical failure of JW to face reality !!!
The Elma Fudd oak with the shotgun is JW's worst nightmare. Now I ask you what represents JW's worst nightmare. Well if you understand ou JW like I do its very obviously the Mighty Boks. So symbolically ou JW is expressing his deepest fear - the mighty Boks kicking his fantasy rugby dreams in the butt big time.
Yes it all took a bit of unrvelling but I hope you all see it now.
JW your understanding of moles is about zip so zip it.
Thanks
Next daffy duck is JW who is trying to hoist it on DA. Typical failure of JW to face reality !!!
The Elma Fudd oak with the shotgun is JW's worst nightmare. Now I ask you what represents JW's worst nightmare. Well if you understand ou JW like I do its very obviously the Mighty Boks. So symbolically ou JW is expressing his deepest fear - the mighty Boks kicking his fantasy rugby dreams in the butt big time.
Yes it all took a bit of unrvelling but I hope you all see it now.
JW your understanding of moles is about zip so zip it.
Thanks
Captain26,388 posts
17 Jul 2014, 22:02
#146
17 Jul 2014, 22:02#146
Yes Matey, but if it wasn't Thomas, he might still be posting here under a new nic.Posters on this site.1.Beeno/Storming Ed2.Moz3.Saffex4 . Denny5. Blobbok6. Rooinek/Jelapeno7. Clean Cut8.Mike9.Ceradyne10. Oimatey11. Ek12. Becs
13. Sharkbok14. Boklogic15. Shezza16.Forever A17.Sun Tzu/Aristocrat/Alucard18. Justwin19. Wardad20. Sasuka21.Hakwa22. Brycie/Sitting Bull23. Abasq...24. Pollyboy25. Poi-e26. Nuke Free27. Cloudy. 28 Sebastian29 Chippo30 Arthur John31. Blikkies32. DbDraad :-)
Now some of the doubles. They might be aliasses for any of the above.1.Rugganut/Spoony/Freddie2. Admit One3. DA4.The Truth5 Wilma Spies6 Fattex7 Safesex
This just off the top of my head. I'm pretty sure of the ones in the top list, but not so much about the bottom list. If the Kiwi posters can direct me as to names I can ad to the top list sure not to be doubles, I can eddit the list. Obviosly way more than 10 and more than halve of them quite active.
PS, Not saying all of the names in the bottom lists are multi's, but they are a bit suspect. I shall welcome corrections.
13. Sharkbok14. Boklogic15. Shezza16.Forever A17.Sun Tzu/Aristocrat/Alucard18. Justwin19. Wardad20. Sasuka21.Hakwa22. Brycie/Sitting Bull23. Abasq...24. Pollyboy25. Poi-e26. Nuke Free27. Cloudy. 28 Sebastian29 Chippo30 Arthur John31. Blikkies32. DbDraad :-)
Now some of the doubles. They might be aliasses for any of the above.1.Rugganut/Spoony/Freddie2. Admit One3. DA4.The Truth5 Wilma Spies6 Fattex7 Safesex
This just off the top of my head. I'm pretty sure of the ones in the top list, but not so much about the bottom list. If the Kiwi posters can direct me as to names I can ad to the top list sure not to be doubles, I can eddit the list. Obviosly way more than 10 and more than halve of them quite active.
PS, Not saying all of the names in the bottom lists are multi's, but they are a bit suspect. I shall welcome corrections.
Pro9,374 posts
17 Jul 2014, 22:47
#147
17 Jul 2014, 22:47#147
Spoonie is not Freddy.
Pro4,378 posts
17 Jul 2014, 23:42
#148
17 Jul 2014, 23:42#148
I just felt a burning need to yell " I am Spartacus " then for some reason
Captain18,570 posts
18 Jul 2014, 07:03
#149
18 Jul 2014, 07:03#149
Beeno: Clearly Devil's Advocate (DA) is Daffy. I have provided ample evidence & even obtained a confession from Devil's Advocate.
The man was even audacious enough to give us a clue - "DA" are the first letters of his name & are the first two letters in the name DAffy. Right in front of our noses - how blind we were
The FACT that your detection methods have "identified" me as daffy duck is ludicrous of course & even "DESSSSPICCCABLE".Daffy supports my conclusion.
Your mate JW (apprentice Mole-hunter extraordinaire)
The man was even audacious enough to give us a clue - "DA" are the first letters of his name & are the first two letters in the name DAffy. Right in front of our noses - how blind we were
The FACT that your detection methods have "identified" me as daffy duck is ludicrous of course & even "DESSSSPICCCABLE".Daffy supports my conclusion.
Your mate JW (apprentice Mole-hunter extraordinaire)
Pro7,008 posts
18 Jul 2014, 08:11
#150
18 Jul 2014, 08:11#150
The investigative skills of some posters, like Just_win, are quite shockingly brilliant
Who would have thought it was that obvious from day one
As for the matches... I always carry them around
I realise that more and more these days I feel the need to ignite some vigorous conversation or activity amongst posters so they come in handy
Captain40,032 posts
18 Jul 2014, 08:25
#151
18 Jul 2014, 08:25#151
JW apprentice moles with extraordinay imaginations should be seen but not heard. I think we can eliminate ou bedpan as he couldn't be nice if he tried. The strain would have killed him by now. Draad you list is still missing a number of names. Redsman and Mance come to mind but there are a number of others.Could folks please think of them and post them here. The Canadian guy - canned rugby I called him etc It would be interesting to see a list. Draad you could then update your list
It MAY also enlighten cerudunce windpomp. This oak thinks not even ten posters post here.Ten of course is the limit of cerudunce's counting ability - I presume he has 8 fingers and two thumbs. He could though be of Alien origin so one can't be sure.
It MAY also enlighten cerudunce windpomp. This oak thinks not even ten posters post here.Ten of course is the limit of cerudunce's counting ability - I presume he has 8 fingers and two thumbs. He could though be of Alien origin so one can't be sure.
Captain40,032 posts
18 Jul 2014, 08:33
#152
18 Jul 2014, 08:33#152
Draad I am sure Storming Ed will feel hi s being associated with me is not the worst outcome. How dismal for him if he had been linked with saSUE !Storming ED was a star who illuminated the board for far to short a time. Like saSUE I lament his departure! When will we see his like again.
Captain26,388 posts
18 Jul 2014, 08:51
#153
18 Jul 2014, 08:51#153
Vlag, I'm sure Spoony is not Freddy, and Rugganut is also a different poster, but for some reason they formed a little subgroup in my head :-)
I'll start a new thread on posters on this site and update it for a while.
I'll start a new thread on posters on this site and update it for a while.
Captain40,032 posts
18 Jul 2014, 09:02
#154
18 Jul 2014, 09:02#154
Good man Draaad. Only dont try and explain numbers larger than 10 to ou cerudunce windpomp. Waste of time!Come to think of it this could explain his lack of understanding re rugby!! Hahahahahahahaha
Captain18,570 posts
18 Jul 2014, 09:24
#155
18 Jul 2014, 09:24#155
Beeno: One has to admire your step-by-step logic where you connect dots in a way that only you can do.
If you are trying to associate the Boks with a looney tunes character I think Porky Pig might be a better fit for the forwards & perhaps Mr McGoo for the backs (CleverMike: perhaps you could list some Bok players to support my statement?
DB: Posters that are not on the list above that I recall are:
Crusader#1
3ku1
Kingcorn
CANRUGBY
Captain18,570 posts
18 Jul 2014, 09:27
#156
18 Jul 2014, 09:27#156
DB: Moola is another poster that is not on your list.
Cheers, JW
Captain40,032 posts
18 Jul 2014, 09:39
#157
18 Jul 2014, 09:39#157
Well done there JW. I can see you one day, in the distant future, rising to the rank of apprentice mole hunter first class. Trouble is the source of these moles is drying up like a waterhole in the Kruger National Park in summer. Your window of opportunity is closing down I regret to say.
As the board numbers rise higher and higher above 10 so we progessively lose cerudunce windpomp!
As the board numbers rise higher and higher above 10 so we progessively lose cerudunce windpomp!
Captain18,570 posts
18 Jul 2014, 11:29
#158
18 Jul 2014, 11:29#158
DB: Ntanga is another poster that is not on your list.
Captain26,388 posts
18 Jul 2014, 11:46
#159
18 Jul 2014, 11:46#159
Already added them in the New topic. There is another NZ poster....something Magic, sorry I cant remember. Maloo Magic???
Captain40,032 posts
18 Jul 2014, 12:45
#160
18 Jul 2014, 12:45#160
Also a guy who I used to ask if he had progressed byong rugby 101. Man I should know his name. Good guy.Yes Ntanga is an excellent sort.
Mooloo magic.
Now Jw lets not get too heated over some minor and imagined despicable actions!!!
Were also some newbies recently. Solid guys
Mooloo magic.
Now Jw lets not get too heated over some minor and imagined despicable actions!!!
Were also some newbies recently. Solid guys
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