England Knocked out of Football World Cup Jokes

 rugby, not football duh

 All good Shark, Aussies call it footie! I blame them for your mistake!!!

Lol Sharkbok
It's Monday..... you are excused  

 Whats not funny is 'fans' walking past English skipper Robshaws house and abusing his missus .Thats the sort of 'jokers' we expect from 'football' Funny pic though .

 Not a joke but funny nonetheless............... and it ties in nicely with the picture that SB posted. LOL
South Africa players train under shadow of Red Rose after taking over England training base ahead of Rugby World Cup quarter-final clash with Wales

South Africa players prepared for their Rugby World Cup quarter-final clash with Wales under the shadow of the Red Rose after taking over at England's Pennyhill Park.

England's dismal performance in the competition, which resulted in them becoming the first host nation to be eliminated from World Cup group stages, saw players leave their Surrey training base to make way for the Springboks.

In theory, tournament rules meant that they may have had to vacate Pennyhill anyway had they reached the last eight but that has become a moot point following Stuart Lancaster's side's early exit.

 

 Your heading says it all really.....and that is so damn old it's painful.

As for the Kerslake story, Wardad......not sure if it is true, to be honest. She is a complete nightmare, always pushing herself into the press as soon as England have a match and I am not sure a lot of what she says is remotely factual. She seems to want column inches to try to sell her records. As soon as the RWC was about to start, she was back in the papers selling stories, giving interviews and Tweeting photos of herself. She has been flaming embarrassing over the years and even said she wouldn't be singing the Natiional Anthem....as our Official Singer....because she didn't want to add to the pressure on him, once. This came as news to our Official Anthem Singer, Laura Wright !!No-one has any right to abuse anyone, not the team and certainly not their families. But in this instance, she had said something similar before the RWC had even begun, so I am  really not sure about it.......

And as for the last picture....really ? That one again ? If you are going to post these things, try and find something new and remotely amusing.

 Isnt she some sort of opera singer Becs ?Literally a bit of a diva eh ?And in that pick isnt that Johan Ackerman who was banned for testing positive to the drug nandrolone or something ?

 Yes and now Aussie heads are fattening nicely as a consequence of beating England  .One expects they will explode like those puffball thingies Hi Cloudy !

Didn't the Boks suffer similarly after Japan?

 She is a singer of sorts, Wardad. More famous in her own mind than in the real world, we all think ! She really does so many things to embarrass him too and he is such a quiet man. I think she is rather hanging on the coat tails; using him to enhance her own " fame " or quest for it. Might find she dumps him now.....She even released a song on the same day as the RWC began, aping the World in Union song. I mean, really ? Seems desperate for fame....
We broke a number of records.....oldest Try Scorer ( Easter ) and the Double Hat Tricks on Saturday ( Easter and Nowell ) Sorry, Cloudy ! Knew it had to be us, Aus or Wales !! 

It will blow over, South Africa got ridiculed as well when they lost to Japan
Once you've seen one rugby joke... you've seen a maul

For instance
What do you call an englishman holding a bottle of Champagne at the world cup
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