France vs England 6N 2026 decider

Hope I can stay awake! Le Frog should have this unless they pull a proper France on themselves and England pull a WC playoff grind.

Let's use yours Paks

Yours seem a bit obfuscatious, Plummie. The pundits are easily confused.

What's with the stupid jerseys? Can barely distinguish between the sides.

I'm tried as hell, Paks, but I'm determined to stay up later than you.

The penalty count in that Bulls game was 16 to 7.

England almost start with a try, just a knock.

I'm tried as hell, Paks, but I'm determined to stay up later than you.

That sounds like a challenge.

England with some early pressure and almost score

Man I wish they'd stop fucking with jerseys and just let everyone play in their proper colours. What the hell is the point of this kit for France? Can't be for the colour blind.

I'm almost inclined to not even watch this shit now, it already feels like work distinguishing on the wide shots.

Le Beep cool as you like snatches up the bouncy kick in front of English noses to score. Murley fucked that, no doubt.

France in as BB snatches a grubber and goes over.

He can't stop scoring.

Le Beep may well be one of my favourite rugby players in the world at the moment, even in this stupid fuckstick of a jersey colour.

Plummie what say you about these kit colours, for god's sake man opine.

Roebuck in the corner for England, haha! No convo, 7-5.

Your stream is ahead of DSTV Pakie.

England hit right back!!!

We had a chap from the UK here earlier and he was getting try alerts before we saw them on TV.

Why did Anton kick that? A simple pass would have sufficed.

Yeah man, no idea why France wouldn't play in their normal blue. One wonders who makes these decisions

Your stream is ahead of DSTV Pakie.

Cheat codes enabled.

LOL, Jellybear grubbers for Le Beep and another try. So easy.

And BB is in yet again, and off another grubber

He's in 27 tries in 27 games!

What can we learn from France? When you have a weapon, USE IT.

Looking at you, Rassie Erasmus. *cough* Cheslin Kolbe *cough*

Anton looking more and more hungover as the competition progresses.

France slipping off tackles.

England back in the French 22 and looking like they wanna hit back again

...but they get penalised for obstruction and France Escape

Where's Rooi? Lazy sod better not be in bed.

England scores off the tap through as Attis fumbles the save and Murley pounces. 14-10 as Fin misses the convo again.

And England do hit back, also with a grubber but miss the conversion.

England looking far better than they have in some time

Man that stadium is packed...what's that 70k people?

Jellybear might just have scored oh hello Hollie didn't see you were on the flag

No try. I think France is unlucky there.

Looks like France may have scored again too...yep, that looks like a try to France

Ref says no try.

That looked like a try to me

Man that stadium is packed...what's that 70k people?

Imagine the smell, Plummie. Imagine the smell.

Leave Hollie alone Pakie...she only has eyes for me

France slot a penalty

17-10

The score is 17-10 in favour of the Froggie Woggies. Man I'm going to talk a lot of shit tonight cause I'm tired.

Leave Hollie alone Pakie...she only has eyes for me

Fuck off, that little bald Italian has your number.

England with a great maul here...made about 25m and then win a penalty.

Great fight from the Poms here

Accidental frog knee opens up Earl's head. We'll call that knee Menoncello cause it opens things up.