France vs England 6N 2026 decider

"Fuck off, that little bald Italian has your number."

She's visiting me after the 6N and there's nothing you can do about it

Poms with the full team maul. Frogs stop it.

England maul again...and England score!

Chessum over. England is rumbling.

She's visiting me after the 6N and there's nothing you can do about it

I will choose to ignore this.

Scores level

17-17

Game is on, big time!!!

Now we know the frogs get flustered when they get heat, so if Pomerania can keep pushing they might just pull this off.

Having nothing to lose is a good place to be.

Jellybear beats two and then loses it.

England are looking good here.

Where has this team been?

Look at Hollie there behind the scrum on the touchline, Plummie. What a vision. Makes me forget about this pastel jumper shit.

Now France's scrum gets powdersied

And France collapse a maul as England score again on advantage...

Now France's scrum gets powdersied

They got powdersied the fuck up yes.

And now Coles score.

Man this is my point about the shit dished up by the Bulls etc. today. You have to PLAY if you want to win. You can't just send your fatties bumbling into tackles phase after phase. Use your damn team.

Finn Smith you biscuit. Ball plop off the tee but he picks it up and the droppie is down the middle

Sorry I'm late.

England putting up a much better show.

I'm trying to imagine the thinking for these almost white jerseys . . . "well France could play in their normal dark blue or - because it's against England in white - why don't we change it to almost white blue . . . and everyone wears white shorts."

Genius!

Plummie check Hollie behind the posts there.

Another kickable penalty to England, yep they go for posts...

27-17

I'm so conflicted...I know if England win, then Ireland win the 6 nations...but I feel just dirty rooting for England.

Also Hollie is mine.

Welcome Rooi, we were in despair about you but now we are no longer in despair about you since you have shown up.

Yes what a turdnugget of a decision these jerseys and I'm likely to mention it about 15 more times before the final whistle because someone needs to take notice for GOD'S sake.

Well, Wales aren't going to lose the wooden spoon here but still, I'd rather France won the whole thing than Ireland.

Come on France!

Leave my girl alone, Pakie.

She has big eyes, only for me!!!

Also Hollie is mine.

What the hell is this now? Jaysus just as you think your only competition is some baldy who likes Italian baldies the Irish arrive.

If France don't come out in the normal blue for the second half then I'll be surprised.

Stav, I hear you. Supporting the English at rugby never feels right. Well done to your Irish lads today. Very professional display.

Big lineout here for France at the end of the half in the English 5m....maul...penalty advantage...phases...knock on

She has big eyes, only for me!!!

Stav thinks she's into potatoes.

Listen, Pakie and Stav, I'll flight both of you!

Hollie is mine!

Referee consulting with Hollie. The right decision will be reached.

Penalty try France and a yellow for England.

That changes everything.

Listen, Pakie and Stav, I'll flight both of you!

Yes, you'll be in flight alright.

Frog penalty try cause Hollie said so and I concur 247% and these fucking kit colours suck.

Yellow card and penalty try right on the half...

that's a kick in the nuts.

brave from France to go for that though. Respect

Plummie don't fall asleep during half time.

Stop picking on my typos, Pakie.

Hollie says she loves me, flaws and all

Hollie says no such thing, Hollie says you are a penalty try waiting to happen cause of the collapsing maul in your pants.

They say beauty is in the eye of the beerholder but seriously, Hollie Davison?

I like her as a ref but come on . . . what is this, go ugly early?

Shut up, Rooi, that's my future piece on the side you're talking about.

I would have bet that the number of complaints would mean France would come out for the second half in their normal jerseys, but no . . . it's still the white team vs the almost white team.

LeBeep is something special.

You can have her Pakie, I won't flight you.

What a start by France. Le Beep in for #3.

You can have her Pakie, I won't flight you.

Haha, leave Plummie's typos alone before he cries.