He Coward

You found it yet, should I extend the chain a little

 Who coward ? Noel Coward ?

Well this is probably what Noel would have said about Dave:
" Never trust a man with short legs his brain's too near his bottom" 

What a handicap if a brainfart happens...won't be able to determine the location of the eruption...could be embarrassing in court...lolz

 Shorter....shorter in the leg.

 Crikey you wouldnt want a case of Montezumas revenge with that set-up hahahhaha !

 Hahahaha...also a  little vulnerable in the case of an impa cted colon!

 So is that where the "sh!t fer brains' epithet originated then ? 

Bullsh it baffles the brains...brainbafs are common on this forum at this time of year....especially those who drink too much cider and beer....lolz

Gosh!

Saf certainly must not ever risk travelling to Mexico without taking precautions...Monte and Zuma could well take revenge and it will end up in a total brain back fire....hahaha

Did "He Coward" aka Noel, really say this...crikey that's funny...I hope Saffex can take this one and Wardad's reference to travellers gypoguts...lolz

Laughter is a good medicine...

 Just do what I did and drink only Tequila and beer !

 Seb, there are no such thing as too much beer. Too much to drive, yes, but there are ways to avoid driving. Silly in the extreme to avoid beer, especially in the African summer!
Talk about brain farts! You did not think that through, hey seb?

Don’t agree…too much drink and this happens…a wee drappie now and then is fine, but this is very tragic: Oliver Reed

 

 

Once upon a time I was a famous film star

 

https://youtu.be/xxLNx4ALI-Q

 

and now I am this

 

https://youtu.be/9_hBnSkQZCQ