Hi

Hi guys
I'm Tights.

1. I am a g@y rugby lover.
2. A few facts about me:
3. I am of Welsh origin
4. I have been to 2 World Cup finals
5. I live in Melville, Johannesburg
6. I support the Stormers
7. I am a huuuge Schalk Burger fan but an even bigger Dan Carter fan.

In my mind, Carter is the finest footballer I have ever seen.
He is a flyahalf version of the great Andre Joubert. Cool, calm, collected. Makes brilliant decisions with ample time to spare and knows how to unlock the tightest defenses.

Anyhoo, hope to chat with you all soon!


PS: Mozart, I love the perm!

 Hi Mr Tights ,what sort of tights are we referring to ? Just kidding mate !So who do you support in test rugby ? I have the most Welsh name possible but have only the darkness in my heart hehehehe.....

 Hi Wardad
I'm a Bokkie through and through.
I played club rugby in Gauteng for many a year between 2000 and 2009.
I am Welsh, but how could i ever support a team with a flyhalf that can't do the macarena properly?

Hahaha! Welcome Tights! I am sure you'll have lots of fun here!

Welcome Tights but tell me, why do we need to know you're g@y?

What is it with g@y people that they define themselves by their s3xual practices? When I introduce myself I say who I am, maybe what my interests are but I certainly don't say to the other person "oh and I like to have s3x with these people but not those people".

Why can't you just be a rugby lover? W hy do you feel the need to tell us you're a rugby lover and a shirtlifter? None of us know you from a bar of soap. Who cares what you like to do in bed?

Anyway, if nothing else, it does explain the allegiance to the mincing Stormers.

 Sounds like Tights is one of your relo's.... Rooi...lives down the road from you as well.

 I am just wondering about this new member.  It is clear he is having a  go at Mozart and some of the other reactionaries on this site.   The question is not who this guy supports and what his se xual orientation is - what is important in what his contribution to rugby discussion is.
If it is the latter than he is welcome and that is in fact should be in the interest of all genuine rugby supporters on this site.  
it i also in the interests of members to deal with the personal attacks issue used by some members on this site.   The pack of howling dogs should be curtailed and measures should be taken to get the site into a rugby forum - not a support base for personal attacks.     .          

 Well you best have a chat to your mate, Rooinek.......I'm sure you've noticed the nice welcome he's given the new poster.

 Hi Tights,Welcome to the board. I live in South Wales in the Vale of Glamorgan.

 Welcome Tights

 
Oh brother ... not another poef!!!

Sometimes it seems as if the whole damn world's gone and turned queer.

Most likel y another of Beeno's moles. 

 Tights welcome to the forum.
Trust you have a thick skin because u are going to have one to survive here.
U should look up Rooinek who lives in Melville as well I am told. Birds of a feather flock together....hey Rooi.
Well I am also sorry to read that u support the Stormers living in Johannesburg....but have u ever watched the Lions play?
Cheers for now Rooitight.

No, I'm not in Melville, despite what you've been told. 
I did live in Melville many years ago and I'm not that far from Melville now . . . but your sources are wrong.

Hi posters
You ask why i specify my sexuality, the main reason is that i find rugby fans are generalised as big boertjies from Limpopo and Paarl..
But in actual fact that is far from the truth.

Its a whole conversation on its own, but i find that as soon as i reveal my orientation, people (not everyone) tend to doubt my knowledge and dont engage with me on rugby matters, after all, whats a poef to know about rugby!

Anyway. thats the last i''ll mention of that. I hope to have many a debate with you folk. Its so quiet during the off season! I cannot wait for the 7's series to light up again!

oh and @cleancut, if i may.... dont be such a c&nt! With a name like that, it more than sounds like you are inviting me to take a peek at your little circumcised member because its in need ot a stroke .
...I'd change that if i were you to something along the lines of ClosetCase.

Thats all for me for now.
Here's to some awesome rugby convos!

 LMFAO!
Spoof if I ever saw one...G.a.y mole? Bwahahaha!Getting a shot in at WP, Rooi and Moz...and Beeno...and even some NZders!
Good show bru!

We will need to see your passport please. Once we can confirm who who you are, we will get B'enis to come round and cast the g@y demons outta ya. Upon having received a clean STD test proof, preferably from a Jewish doctor, and B'enis has confirmed you are no longer afflicted with the g@yness and are thus heaven worthy...then, and only then will B'enis feel comfortable showering with you. I'm sorry, we have ever so strict rules here because Jesus is always watching and he hates f@Gs. We didn't make the rules man, sorry ;)

 Welcome tights, lol  I can't type that id without thinking of that movie "men in tights"
Even if you are a multi-id poster posing as a new bloke you are still welcome but you might bring out the worst in some of the posters on this site & hopefully have a few good rugby conversations also. I have delegated the "mole vetting" to Beeno so no doubt he is deep into the research now but will come back with his blessing soon... He is a stormers  supporter also & he could do with some moral support so to speak. 
I am a kiwi, support the ABs and the Chiefs.

 Thanks Just Win.
Being an AB supporter is an easy job at the moment. You don't have black politicians interfering with the game we all love.
Anyway...
When is the official announcement of the Bok coach being made anyone?

 Mr Tights you will no doubt have seen the creationist nonsense espoused by beendik or 'beeno' .Be advised that as incredible as it may seem he actually beleives this nonsense ! And his rugby knowledge is on a par with that ! He beleives still that the Boks won in NZ in 2012 as an example of his delusions he even put it up on the board trhe wee half-wit `.The rest are OKely Dokes though .Some even know a wee bit aboot rugby .Being an AB supporter isnt always easy ,you find yourself constantly defending your team and country from squeezers drenched in bitterness and out right envy .Pretyy damn good right now though I must say ! All the Kiwi posters are decent peeps none more so than Madame Cloudy and Just-win .